ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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A story on how Harry saved the Wizarding world with just his…arse.
What?
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- Part 1 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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A month into their seventh year, a mysterious new student joins Slytherin - charming, handsome, smart, and just a little too perfect.
But Harry and Hermione are not fooled. There’s something increasingly suspicious about him.
When his heroic instincts take over, Harry volunteers to become a spy and crack the flawless facade.
The fact that Harry has an utterly distracting obsession with Tom’s hands has absolutely nothing to do with it. Right?
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- Part 2 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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The new transfer student is already suspicious - but when Tom notices he doesn’t always respond to his own name, it’s over.
Tom launches into an increasingly unhinged investigation to uncover the real name of one Henry Evans.Series
- Part 3 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
- Part 1 of On the Matter of Tomfoolery
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Rejected from the desired data unit internship, Harry is stuck in the company’s least glamorous department.
The job is pointless and boring, but maybe the mysterious, tall and handsome colleague he keeps running into can make things more interesting?Series
- Part 4 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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Tom is a swindler. A scammer. A con artist with a long trail of miserable victims.
But then he messes with the wrong person, and now has one Harry Potter hot on his trail. Who spontaneously has decided to become a scam-baiter.
Except Harry’s aiming to take the scamming to the next level.It all spirals into mutual obsession and a twisted dance of manipulation, mind games, and seduction.
The only question remains: who’s going to come out on top?
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- Part 5 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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Quite Possibly Most Infuriating by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2026
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When Senior Auror Harry Potter is strongly encouraged into volunteering for an experimental Ministry time-travel program, he plans to spend his year in the past sabotaging Tom Riddle’s rise. Heroic, right?
What he doesn’t expect is a timeline where Tom, upon opening the Chamber of Secrets, finds piles of gold instead of a basilisk and becomes a billionaire. He still has plans for power… but they’re not exactly hostile.
Harry decides to lay low for the rest of the mission. Except… laying low has never exactly been his strong suit, has it?
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Tom is handsome, young, rich, dangerously intrigued, and doesn’t take no for an answer. Also, handsome.
Harry is forty, poor, annoyed, and just wants decent crisps for once. And what does Tom Riddle want from him?
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- Part 6 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection