The Adventures of the Targaryen’s Totally Functional Family
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Daemon Targaryen, Savior of the Seven Kingdoms by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
09 Jun 2026
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Daemon Targaryen was falling toward his doom when he found himself in a Tower in the middle of nowhere, where a delirious child made him swore to protect her Targaryen looking newborn. Stuck with a Baby Queen in a time not his own, he must now prove all his family - looking at you Viserys- wrong by actually reconquering the Iron Throne, insuring some kind of peace, and raising his young charge to be the first - second - reigning Queen of Westeros while trying to salvage the rest of his wayward relatives. That should be easy. Daemon will make them wish that he had stayed dead.
Daemon Targaryen's penance will be to fix what he helped to broke.
Warning : It’s mainly about Daemon getting a chance to be a shining Girl-Dad. Rare Pairings. Act I almost over. There are five. CAN be read independantly.BETA : None I am cursed.
NOW EDITED!
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Viserys, Prince of Dragonstone, Awesome Guide to Care for Ungrateful Royal Children by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: House of the Dragon, game of throne - Fandom, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Oct 2024
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Viserys was very proud of the trust Uncle Daemon placed upon his shoulders. Caretaking for his younger kin and passing new rules about goats. A shame the universe conspired against the Targaryen’s version of sanity.
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Little Dragon Girl by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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Sarella believed meeting her biological father for the first time would be the worst experience of her week. Turn out she was wrong. Seven damned Targaryen’s luck.
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On a Dragon Hoarding Behavior by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Mar 2026
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Daemon Targaryen did not have a hoarding problem.
Or : Five Children Daemon Targaryen added in his nest, after his fall through the God's Eye and his landing two centuries too late to save his first hatchings.
Or: How to acquire children, according to Prince Daemon Targaryen, Prince Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and Ser Arthur Dayne, Lord Hand of Queen Alyssa, First of Her Name, his long suffering Dear Friend.
Witnessed by : An anonymous Gold Cloak
Warning : Fem Jon Snow.
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