These New Dreams [Stardew Valley AU]
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Casual Affair by SeafoamWaffle
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
18 Sep 2025
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“Oh, sue me, he’s hot and I’m bored. Last time I checked, that’s not a crime!” Joel attempted to defend himself even when he knew he was fighting a losing battle.
“You sure are acting like it is. Just go talk to him. What’ve you got to lose?” Mumbo piped up.
“Well, my dignity for starters.”
A mischievous smile spread across Grian’s features. “Can't lose something you never had.”
Joel swatted Grian upside the head, which only earned him a fit of giggles from both of the other men and a slightly aching hand. “I thought you were trying to play wingman.”
Grian turned to Mumbo, residue of laughter still clinging to his voice, “Twenty bucks says he won’t—”
“Done,” Joel jumped in.Or
Joel's bored to tears with his life in the Valley. When a mysterious new man moves into Pelican Town, he seems like the perfect solution to all of Joel's plights. The only problem? He barely ever comes around.
(5 times Joel pines over Etho, and 1 time he actually does something about it).
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- Part 1 of These New Dreams [Stardew Valley AU]
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Head Prison Blues by SeafoamWaffle
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
17 Sep 2024
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Out of nowhere the loud ringing of the phone pierced the deafening silence of the apartment, Pearl’s heart nearly giving out in surprise. Though loud, the sound was muffled, coming from behind the door leading to Jimmy’s room. Pearl’s brows knit themselves together. How had he forgotten his phone as well?
'He’d probably leave his head behind as well if it weren’t attached to his body' she thought to herself as she hung up and headed for the bedroom, carelessly throwing the door open, only to freeze in her tracks.
Jimmy hadn’t left his phone behind.
He hadn’t even left the apartment.
He was sitting on the floor, back pressed against the corner walls, knees pulled up to his chest. Red-rimmed eyes stared unfocused into nothing, erratic breaths punching out of his lungs, drowning on dry land.Or
Pearl had a gut feeling something was wrong with Jimmy, she just didn't realize how bad it had gotten.
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- Part 2 of These New Dreams [Stardew Valley AU]
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These New Dreams by SeafoamWaffle for NorInEnglish (oracledivin)
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
28 Jun 2025
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They stopped once they reached another big clearing and oh—he’d thought Pearl had been exaggerating about how overgrown the property had become. But wild weeds and debris stretched as far as the eye could see. Fields of wheat and corn had given way to sturdy maples and pine trees.
And the house… Well, it looked as though no one had set foot in or around it for more than a decade.
“Told you it was bad,” Pearl half-snickered.
“You’re exaggerating! With enough time this can all be fixed up easily.”
“Says the carpenter. The house looks like it’s being held together with duct tape and Gramps’ old stubbornness! Are you sure this is even safe to stay in?”
Grian waved a hand in dismissal. “I went to check it over a few days back. It’s not a luxury resort or anything, it’s covered in about an inch layer of dust and I’m pretty sure a lot of the wiring and plumbing needs to be redone, but it’s not going to collapse at a moment's notice.”
“Reassuring,” Jimmy mumbled under his breathOr
After a rough couple of months, Jimmy realizes he needs a change. Solution? Moving back to his childhood home in Pelican Town
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- Part 3 of These New Dreams [Stardew Valley AU]