The Adventures of Uncle Tony and his gaggle of li'l Chil'ren
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Agree to Disagree by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Nov 2018
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How Tony became tasked with watching over three rambunctious, screaming children, and one bratty teenager, he did not know.
OR: Tony's just a really good Uncle
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An Uncle in Denial by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Black Panther (2018)
23 Dec 2018
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“Can I- can I,” Shuri gulped, trying to calm her laughter enough so she could form coherent sentences, “can I call you that?”
“Excuse me?” Tony asked, reeling back for a second. Because what? Why? He had only even met the girl a handful of times. Sure, he kind of adored her and her charm, but… what? Surely she was joking.
T’Challa and Peter stared at her incredulously as well, as she continued laughing.
“C’mon Stark. You? ‘Uncle Tony’ Wow! Please, I must partake in this absurdity.”
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Actually, I Can by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
19 Jan 2019
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“Shuri,” Tony placated, placing his hands on his hips, staring at her from where she was typing furiously on the laptop lying on top of Peter’s desk. “You can’t alter Peter and Bruce’s AI’s code to annoy me just because I wouldn’t let you go out gallivanting in one of my suits.”
She lifted her head to stare at him incredulously. Then, returning his glare with a smug grin.
“Actually, I can.”
...and she did…
And that’s the story of how he received a new artificial nephew.
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He built me a house (in the arms of a tree) by TonyStarkissist for MsMorganStark
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Feb 2019
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“Well-no,” Tony lied, “I mean, you probably just know more about what Peter might like.”
“Peter isn't my kid Tony.” Clint reasoned with him gently. “He's yours. You know him better than I do.”
“I know he- wait no! He's not my kid Barton. I just-I just… I can't just buy him LEGOS.” He said the word as if it had offended him in some way. “This is the first time I'll be around for his birthday. And it's his sixteenth birthday. This present needs to be good.” Tony insisted.
OR: Tony builds his son a treehouse and bonds with his dear nephew while he's at it
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Well, That Escalated Quickly by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Feb 2019
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“You okay?” Nate sniffled after a few moments of thinking about what Tony told him.
“I’m fine, but I need you to promise me something.” Nate perked up at that, and he nodded vigorously as he waited for his instructions. “I need you to promise me that you won’t listen to that TV lady when she says I’m dead. Don’t listen to any TV lady or TV man that says I’m dead, because usually they don’t know what in the world they’re talking about. And in return, I promise to call your Dad or your Mom so I can talk to you when stuff like this happens. I promise not to die without telling you, alright buddy?”
“Alright.”
OR: Tony gets attacked and Nate is really worried
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Attack! by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Mar 2019
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So, he made a spur of the moment decision to take a little snooze there on the couch… where he could have easily been interrupted. How stupid could he possibly be? His room was only a few more steps down the hall… he could have made it.
Not even 20 minutes later and his eardrums were already being ambushed by a familiar banshee screech and running footsteps. He most definitely didn't commit to a pitiful whine in the back of his throat when he realized just what was about to go down.
OR: Tony gets attacked... in a good way
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Teen Time with Uncle Tony by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Panther (2018)
18 Aug 2019
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Tony just wants to take the kids out for two weeks of some well deserved fun.
Or: They all go to Orlando and ride every single roller coaster at every single park until Tony's inevitably had enough.
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The Iron Man Fan by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Dec 2019
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Tony's mouth drops open and a wide shit-eating grin spreads across his face as he turns to look at Clint. The man's head hangs low in embarrassment and shame and then Tony's turning to look back into the room where his nephew is standing amongst the memorabilia with wide, panicked eyes.
"This is such a boost to my ego, you don't even know."
OR: Tony finds out one of his nephew's deepest secrets... and he loves it.
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Peter Parker-Potts by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 May 2021
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“I promised we would stay with them,” Pepper answered, shooting him a quick look, because they’d been over this particular topic several times leading up to the trip. “I don’t visit often, and they want to get to know you.”
“Yeah Mr. Stark,” Peter chirped from behind the bags, grinning cheekily at his mentor. “It won’t be so bad.”
“Hush it, brat. I’ll ship you right back to Queens. Don’t test me.”
Pepper rolled her eyes and moved away from the car, leaving the two behind to walk across the dirt path cutting through the lawn leading up to the front porch. Tony and Peter lag along behind her, toting their bags along with them.
“Y’know,” Peter huffed, “I should document this trip-”
“No, you really shouldn’t.”
OR: Uncle Tony strikes again... and so does Cousin/Grandbaby Peter
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FLOOR IS LAVA by TonyStarkissist
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Panther (2018)
12 Dec 2021
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No where in the Compound was safe.
...Not anymoreOR: Steve should have seen it coming
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