i read too much schled
props to SpiralOfShame for Schled
its beautiful
and funny to look at
my nasel spray isnt working.
kill me
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ted shifted uncomfortably, ignoring the growing hardness in his pants. it felt invasive; schlatt had no idea that ted could hear him in his most private moments. he had no idea that ted could hear every moan that echoed off the tiled bathroom walls. he had no idea that if ted really, really listened, he could make out the faintest gasp of—
“oh fuck, ted.”
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or, ted overhears something he shouldn’t have in his and schlatt’s shared hotel room. title is from why can’t i be you? by the cure.
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26 Jul 2024
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2nite the music seems so loud ♪
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"Infatuation: A feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for, admiration for, or interest in someone or something; strong and unreasoning attachment."
Johnathan Schlatt would have never thought he'd become obsessive over someone in his life, let alone fall in love. But after a body dump gone wrong, he had to make sure his secret was kept. Which could have happened if he just killed the guy who caught him. But one look in those gorgeous brown eyes, and he suddenly couldn't find himself to do it. Instead, he followed him from afar, making sure that no one was made aware, but also admiring the man from a distance. Little did he know, his 'victim,' Ted Nivison, was playing into this like a twisted game.
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24 May 2024
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i am a lovd 1
i know
u r too
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“ted?”
the smell of weed hung heavy in the air, clouding ted’s living room — and schlatt’s mind. schlatt wasn’t much of a smoker, so one hit of ted’s pen coupled with ted’s secondhand smoke was already enough to leave him feeling pleasantly floaty.
schlatt watched as ted took another hit before responding, thin lips closed around the tip in a way that schlatt’s sober mind wouldn’t have thought twice about, but for some reason, he now couldn’t look away from them.
“yeah?” ted breathed out slowly, eyes slowly shutting as the smoke blew out and dissipated. relaxed, his head lolled back and rested on the back of the yellow sofa the men were sitting on.
“um.” schlatt finally tore his eyes away from ted’s slightly parted lips, trying to remember what he was going to say.
ted laughed softly. “you really are high, huh,” he said slowly, turning his head to look at schlatt with lidded eyes. “i would’ve thought—”
“have you ever kissed a guy before?”
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or, schlatt and ted get high on ted’s couch, and schlatt can’t stop staring at ted’s lips.
Bookmarked by desspress
25 Feb 2024
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t h i g hs
mommy sry mommy sry mommy sry mommy mommy mommy
i cummed while readng thsthere is no God!
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I don't know why but I like it by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Chuckle Sandwich
06 Jan 2024
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Schlatt comes down with a horrible fever and he goes to Ted for help and he ends up unknowingly confessing to him
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07 Jan 2024
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spy on
creep on
i don
knw
u jst
aint tht
typa
hoeHOLY SHIT ALMST SPILT KOOLAID ALL OVR MY FKNG DESK
ID HVE PISSED MSELF CRYNG -
You look so much cuter with something in your mouth by SpiralOfShame
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
21 Apr 2021
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Schlatt's got a bit of an oral fixation. Ted's the subject.
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No one’s caught onto his train of thought yet. They haven’t even noticed that he’s been staring at Ted’s lips for much longer than strictly appropriate.
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03 Jan 2024
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i luv th way u dnce w anybdy
nd tease thm all by sckng on ur thumb
ur s mch cooler whn u nvr pull it out
cus u look s mch cuter
w smthng in ur mouththis is a nickelback ref and anybody who disagrees can blow their brains out hAHAHAH FUK U