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a bunch of fics that I liked.
the majority is dramione, tomione, slytherin!Hermione, grey morale and alternative universe.
very slytherin friendly and very dumbledore and weasley (mostly ron) unfriendly.
warning: there is a lot of smut, ahem, sorry not sorry
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“Did you ever think to stop and wonder why none of my dates worked out?”
Hope bloomed in his chest and he struggled to keep the emotion out of his voice when he asked, “Why do none of your dates work out?”
Hermione sniffled and it was such a pitiful sound. “Because none of them are you.”
or: the one where draco's been in love with hermione since he was 11
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Due to a miscast curse, Severus Snape is turned into a doll-sized plushie version of himself. What happens when Hermione discovers the little Snape doll and takes it home with her? And what does Severus learn about Hermione in the process? This fic is complete.
Originally written in 2006.
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Hermione Granger didn't orgasm in four months.
Draco Malfoy is determined to save her.Mature short story with explicit language. No further warnings.
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He smirks, tapping the edge of her vinyl pencil case with a long, capable fingertip; her stomach clenches with something hot and foreign and only vaguely uncomfortable.
“I was asking you, darlin’,” he murmurs, leaning in close.
She gasps, helpless and strangled—
And then she slams the heel of her cognac leather saddle shoe onto the toe of his sneaker.
He winces.
“Class begins at 7:30,” she tells him with a pleasant, simpering smile.
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Hermione never thought that her life will turn out like this.
She's broken inside, hurting and suffering by herself but the anger-no, pure rage that she feels towards her 'friends' keeps her going, fueling her constantly.
She also can't explain the sudden changes that keep happening to her and it seems not only to her.
She's changed and everyone can see it, feel it.She's darker than ever.
Draco changed too. He's quieter, smarter and more observant... also obsessed with Hermione.
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Hermione goes to Durmstrang and falls in love with the one and only Draco Malfoy.
Durmstrang AU with a lot of twists. :)
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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Something Beautiful in Return by smithandbarrowman
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2018
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A betrayal of the worst kind has Hermione Granger seeking a place of solitude, where she can leave the world behind and be by herself. All Draco Malfoy wants is privacy, and his name to be forgotten. But is that the only thing they both want?
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- Part 1 of Something Beautiful
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,500
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 323
- Kudos:
- 4,210
- Bookmarks:
- 2,430
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Bookmarked by algosha
02 Aug 2023
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i re-read it with a great satisfaction <3
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Draco Malfoy and the Instruments of Time by i_know_what_you_wrote_last_summer
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jul 2025
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- Part I: Instruments of Time (Complete)
When accidentally ending up in his thirteen-year-old body, Draco resolves to right past wrongs by refusing to let Buckbeak die. Despite this seemingly simple task, he becomes embroiled in Professor Lupin's past whilst struggling to keep events of the future secret.
- Part II: The Sins of His Father (in-progress)
As Draco struggles to change Lucius’s ways, he is thrust into fourth year at Hogwarts where an instrument of time can be the difference between Harry Potter competing in the deadly Triwizard Tournament or not. With the help of Hermione – and unlikely friends on the faculty – Draco relives the Triwizard Tournament through a new lens.
- Part III: In-Progress.
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Thank you for your support, comments, likes and bookmarks! It's also really nice to see that this story has been added to collections, so thank you for that too! <3
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The night that Albus Dumbledore falls from the Astronomy Tower, Draco Malfoy departs from his childhood home with nothing but his wand and a small backpack. He apparates to a very modest house in a very modest neighborhood where the wards recognize the Black in him and eventually yield. The door is flung open by a flinty-eyed witch with long dark hair. She stands as if stunned, staring at him.
“Hello, Aunt Andromeda,” he says, his voice almost steady. “I’ve run away. Will you help me?”
