Waterboy
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Waterboy sees how hard his best friend Robert has been working lately and wants to do something nice for him.
It might not all be for entirely selfless reasons...
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Waterboy is obsessed with the only man at the SDN who’s ever shown him kindness: Robert. After nearly getting caught tailing him and digging through his things, he’s suddenly placed on Robert’s dispatch team, giving him the access he’s always craved.
Now surrounded by Robert’s voice and attention, Waterboy keeps pushing the borders of his secret obsession, slipping further into desperation as he seeks more and more from the man he adores oh so much. How long can he hide the suffocation of his longing? The immoral need building beneath every mission before Robert has discovered his sick obsession?
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What's the Flavor of Waterproof Lipstick? by 25thHanabusa
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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Even months after the defeat of Shroud, there were small groups of the former Red Rings spotted gathering, plotting. A tip leads to Robert and Flambae casing out a sketchy music bar on a Friday night.
...Is that fucking Waterboy??
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Cutting yourself is objectively bad according to the masses, not healthy and self destructive.
Cutting yourself while at work is worse.
Cutting yourself at work as an active superhero is a whole new ordeal of shit.
Or in which herman self harms, and a special someone finds out
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breaking news: sopping wet man with water pouring out of his ears is least weird member of his family by ace_onthecase
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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Herm has always been the black sheep. Ever since he was a little kid, his strange attitude and behavior drew whispers from his aunts and uncles.
Turns out that when your entire extended family are career criminals for fun, being a decent and caring person tends to make you stick out like a sore thumb.
It also tends to land you in…situations. Situations that Herm has rationalized as a bit commonplace. Apparently most people don’t have to bail out their second cousin after they get arrested for running an illegal piranha breeding ring out of the pool in the backyard.
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Waterboy: lol reminds me of when my 1st cousin once removed drowned in a haunted lake. crazy stuff. really no need to talk about me and my family
The Z-team: ok no run that back and explain