The Greatest Smut
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Simon's picked up a habit.
Ever since their first time together, an invisible barrier had been broken between Simon and Grace. Grace had always been a tactile person, only spurred on by his years of human solitude, but he felt reaffirmed that it was wanted now that Simon initiated and reciprocated more freely. Arms around each other's waist from behind, chins on their shoulders, hands interlinked and legs tangled on the couch. They played footsies while they ate and Grace would drape himself across Simon whenever he felt like it or his legs got tired because he knew he was strong enough to take it.
They've had sex since that first morning. Blowjobs, handjobs, and actual fucking. It's been amazing.
And every time, Simon asks.
OR Grace gets fucked in the ass.
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- Part 2 of Inappropriate Exclamations
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This is not the first time Neuvillette has invited Wriothesley to dine with him after they finish a long day’s work. They are still feeling out this new thing between them, this burgeoning personal relationship, that which Neuvillette has eschewed for so many centuries.
Neuvillette finds himself inordinately nervous. He has set for this engagement expectations that are, perhaps, too much. But Wriothesley has of late expressed an interest in greater intimacies than simply taking a meal together, than sharing smoldering kisses, and if they are to experience such things, then Neuvillette owes him a revelation.
The truth of what he is.
Neuvillette reveals himself to Wriothesley, braced for his lover to reject his strange body.
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Flawlessly Synchronized by Fearharte, Sonday
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Sep 2023
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Katsuki shut Izuku up with a firm palm over his mouth, glaring directly into his face.
“Unless the next words out of your mouth are about how to fix this, shut the fuck up, Deku.”
“Fix it?” Izuku asked behind his hand, surprised.
“Yes, fix it. You think I really want to wake up to you rubbing one out every night?”
Izuku had the gall to look offended and pulled down on Katsuki’s wrist to free his mouth. “It’s not every night.”
“What did I just tell you?”
“How am I supposed to know how to fix it?!” Izuku asked, irritated.
“Because you know everything! Figure this out and fix it!"
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Lust quirk where if one has an orgasm, the other instantly has one, too.
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- Part 3 of Sonday's Stand-Alone Lust Quirk Fics
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soft orange by nicc
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Sep 2023
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"It's about sex."
It's just — just a question. “Okay,” Katsuki says slowly. His prosthetic pets its way up Izuku’s forearm, and his fingers grip a little more firmly around Izuku’s. Offered comfort, and he takes his own in turn. “What about sex? You want it?"
Izuku wants something different.
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I Would Say I Love You by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Apr 2021
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Karl knew he knew.
"You really should get better taste in ice pops," Sapnap chuckled quietly, watching Karl's eyebrows raise, "if you're that needy for something in your mouth, at least pick something useful. An oral fixation only lets you get away with so much."
OR
Karl has an oral fixation and Sapnap is more than willing to help out.
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- Part 5 of Dream Team Smut Fics
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phoenix in the fire by seacowboy032 (ev_kingston)
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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“I can’t,” Simon pleaded, voice breaking. “Fuck, Ryland, I can’t, I can’t—”
“Even if I want you to?” Grace asked, and Simon’s breath caught in his chest. “Let go, Simon. Whatever you want to do to me, I’m game.”
“Don’t say that. Fuck, don’t say that. You don’t know what you’re asking for.”
“Don't discredit me. I know what I want.”
Simon jerked away from him with a snarl. “You’re gonna get hurt. I can’t control myself.”
“Then let me help you.”Four months ago, the Eridians found a human welded into a metal box on the bottom of an ocean made of human blood, and somehow that's not the weirdest thing about the man. Even after they let him out of quarantine, he doesn't talk much, and Grace keeps a cordial but distant relationship with him--until he gets sick with some mystery illness and Grace gets tasked with helping him recover, because surely he knows what to do. (Spoiler alert: he doesn't. But he figures it out.)
Chapter 1: relatively innocent sick fic
Chapter 2: *laughs*edit 7/9/26: now with a sequel!
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- Part 1 of bite-verse
- Part 1 of all my bloodymarys in a gallon bucket
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Bookmarked by Felisorablue
10 Jul 2026
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bloodymary 🔥🔥 oviposition w knot, overstim, hyperspermia, terato 🤤
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if you wanna play it like a game by punk_rock_yuppie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jun 2026
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“I’m just teasing,” Simon says, voice gentler. Almost apologetic. Definitely still more amused than Ryland cares for. “I’m more surprised than anything.”
The sentence hangs alongside the rush of the shower, bouncing around the side of the tub. Bouncing around inside Ryland’s far too curious brain. Ryland sighs. “Why?”
Simon doesn’t point out the way his voice cracks, a small mercy. “Wasn’t sure you even bothered with lowly things like…in-flight self service.”
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08 Jul 2026
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bloodymary mutated simon smut 🔥🔥 with oviposition and trans!Grace
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Written in the Stars by NerdyMixedPan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
03 May 2026
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Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
Human.
Rocky had said Human.Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
Chapter 1: Getting together
Chapter 2: FILTHSeries
- Part 1 of Love Among The Stars
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07 Jul 2026
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bloodymary perfection plus smut epilogue 🔥🔥
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Snakes and the People They Bite by punk_rock_yuppie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 Jun 2026
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Grace startles back as if burned, but he can’t go far with Simon’s hold still pressing him down. “Simon, please,” he whispers. “You don’t have to do this.”
That’s the thing Grace just doesn’t understand. Simon does have to do this. It’s the only way to sooth the itch under his skin, the urge to settle the score one way or another.
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06 Jul 2026
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bloodymary cnc rp
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Simon looks into the light.
He is spared from The Quiet Rapture but his experience in the Iron Lung have left him changed. Touch starved and lonely, he meets the only other human who could understand.
Neither of them know what they’re doing. This is Grace’s first time being in love (and therefore lust) with someone and Simon has never been allowed to be vulnerable with another man.
Also: Grace accidentally triggers Simon to produce eggs and after a brief freak out, they both have a wonderful time exploring Simon’s body.
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- Part 1 of Other Ways of Worship
Bookmarked by Felisorablue
06 Jul 2026
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bloodymary oviposition 🔥