the ol 9 to 5
domesticity
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Coffee, Interns, and Other Mysteries by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Dec 2023
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Tony stopped short as the intern shot a thin, white gooey substance out at the wall.
It stuck.
The kid tugged on it experimentally.
It continued to stick.
“Hmph,” the kid said.
And then he dropped the white sticky thread, which Tony's sleep-deprived mind was completely one hundred percent certain was a web just like Spider-Man’s, and went back to work.
Who knew such things could be hiding in Tony’s own internship labs?
OR: Tony Stark has been looking for Spider-Man for a long time. He has very, very little success in this search, despite Peter Parker working in his labs. Just some fun identity shenanigans >:)
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some have entertained angels unaware by Skywalking_through_life
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
06 Feb 2023
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"Slumping at the table next to his now slightly raspy stepfather, Percy decided to make one last appeal. "Paul, you can't seriously think me dying of frostbite or exposure on the way to see the Statue of Liberty for the eighty-millionth time is a good death, right? Like, I could do so much better."
Paul shrugged, eyes dancing. "I'm not the expert on death in this family, Perce. But I do imagine it's probably more heroic than dying of boredom in US Government class?"'
Percy didn't think there was a god of field trips, but if there was...he was pretty sure that they hated him.
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- Part 2 of Percy's Senior Year (mis)Adventures
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So the Broccoli Is Our Therapist Now by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2021
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- Part 2 of The Broccoli Is a Quirk Analyst
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@ironman follows you by alexandrarosanne
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Aug 2019
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“Eighteen detentions last month alone, disgraceful amount of absent hours – often odd classes mid-day or half a day. I won’t mention the after-class clubs, or nerd groups, or whatever it is you do for ‘fun’ that actually counts in to your records anyway.”
Peter sat frozen on the spot, his face growing hot and red after rapidly paling when Tony began talking.
“I – I – look, I, let me explain – “
“That’s,” Tony pointed at him, silencing with one look, “that’s where we might start.”
“Start?” the teen repeated uneasily.
Sweet Jesus, what did he have on him?
“I solved it all, you’re welcome.”
A beat of silence as Peter blinked at him.
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Or all your favorite tropes thrown into one happy bundle of fluff. Twitter, sick!Peter, dad!Tony, mental-breakdown!Flash - you name it, I write (scratch that, probably have written) it.
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Tim sighed at the box of chocolates sitting innocently on his desk.
He knew who they were from.
The ninjas currently lurking in the limited shadows of his office knew who they were from.
Tam knew who they were from.
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Dick visits Tim at work and finds out some slightly concerning things about his brother's rivalry with Ra's Al Ghul.
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- Part 10 of Batfamily Fluff
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@ironman follows you by alexandrarosanne
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Aug 2019
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“Eighteen detentions last month alone, disgraceful amount of absent hours – often odd classes mid-day or half a day. I won’t mention the after-class clubs, or nerd groups, or whatever it is you do for ‘fun’ that actually counts in to your records anyway.”
Peter sat frozen on the spot, his face growing hot and red after rapidly paling when Tony began talking.
“I – I – look, I, let me explain – “
“That’s,” Tony pointed at him, silencing with one look, “that’s where we might start.”
“Start?” the teen repeated uneasily.
Sweet Jesus, what did he have on him?
“I solved it all, you’re welcome.”
A beat of silence as Peter blinked at him.
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Or all your favorite tropes thrown into one happy bundle of fluff. Twitter, sick!Peter, dad!Tony, mental-breakdown!Flash - you name it, I write (scratch that, probably have written) it.
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¥300 Shampoo by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jun 2017
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“Look at these split ends!” the stranger exclaims, still holding a chunk of Shōta’s hair between his fingers. “When was the last time you got your hair cut?”
“What the fuck are you doing?” Shōta growls, slapping the stranger’s hands away and fixing him with a firm glare.
“Let me cut your hair,” the stranger demands.
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Prince Charming and the Ugly Duckling by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Sep 2017
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“Hizashi?” Shōta asks, and Hizashi realizes he’s gawking.
“Shōta!” Hizashi squawks, his cheeks heating. “Wow, you, uh. Changed. A bit. I think.”
“Oh,” Shōta replies, blinking at Hizashi, a look of mild surprise on his face. “Yeah, I think I grew a few centimeters. I’m probably about as tall as you now.”
That’s not what I meant, Hizashi thinks, but doesn’t say aloud.
(Or: Shōta gets hot over break.)
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Meet (Not So) Cute by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Aug 2016
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“Seriously, just ask the guy out already,” Tensei says, glancing over at where Aizawa is making designs in latte foam. “This is getting ridiculous.”
“I’ve never even talked to him before,” Hizashi sighs, burying his face in his hands. “I don’t want to bother him when he’s working and be that guy.”