Genuinely funny fics
(Closed, Moderated)
Random bookmarks
-
Patrick the Bartender Is Not Paid Enough For This Shit by Liannabob
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
07 May 2019
Tags
Summary
Alternate title - "Throwing things off a balcony doesn't make them vanish."
The story runs parallel to season 1 (sort of between-the-scenes) following Patrick the bartender and exploring what it might be like to work at Lux.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,101
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 265
- Kudos:
- 1,897
- Bookmarks:
- 546
- Hits:
- 12,570
Bookmarked by CaptainEntropy
21 Jun 2024
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
Love it when supporting characters get center stage.
This story is hilarious and perfect.
-
Tags
Summary
One unforeseen consequence of being God is that people pray to him when they’re in… compromising positions.
He’s always been self-indulgent and outrageous, so it’s no surprise that it drives him wild every time. Countless times a day, Chloe’s forced to drop whatever she’s doing, only to be dragged to the nearest bed, or closet, or flat surface…
He might not need sleep anymore, but Chloe does, and the woman is tired.
Bookmarked by CaptainEntropy
09 Jun 2024
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
Smutty and funny.
-
Total Kitchen Dominance: A Tutorial by Darker_Side (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
07 Sep 2020
Tags
Summary
Chloe had picked at the take-out container through an entire Sam the Cooking Guy video on a garlic bread steak sandwich,which almost had her dripping in her pants it looked so good, when she nearly choked to death at the next recommended video. Lo and behold, Lucifer was in the thumbnail, hands on a beautiful white marble countertop, leaning down just enough so he had to look up at the camera through his goddamn beautiful, thick eyelashes.
--
Chloe said she needed space to process the whole being a miracle thing. Lucifer needs something to fill the void while Chloe takes her space . Enter the wonderful world of YouTube Cooking Tutorials... with a devilish twist.
Bookmarked by CaptainEntropy
18 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
Chloe discovers that Lucifer made a pornographically suggestive cooking video. Hilarious but also 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
XXXX+
-
Tags
Summary
There's something about Chloe Decker's civilian consultant. Since the first time she's met him, she's known that something's not right here, not normal. She thinks she's finally figured it out. Or has she?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,019
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 16
- Kudos:
- 46
- Bookmarks:
- 6
- Hits:
- 1,133
Bookmarked by CaptainEntropy
30 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
Chloe insists that Lucifer’s a vampire.
-
Tags
Summary
What better time to bond than at four in the morning after your sleep deprived, method actor friend falls asleep onto the floor?
Aka, a sleepy Lucifer accidentally reveals to Ella that he apparently speaks all languages ever, but that's probably just a hyperbole... One way to find out.
Bookmarked by CaptainEntropy
09 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
Gently funny, sweet, and fluffy story of Ella and Lucifer’s friendship, as well as his cunning at linguistics.
X