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“Roses are red, violets are blue..”
A voice hums from another room of the house, putting them on high alert, with Angel and Theseus covering Crimson — who waves them off with a fond smile.
“I’m surprised you’re still doing this..”
The voice yawned, and in walks a man, streaks of white in dirty blonde hair, a lime green hoodie underneath a scientists coat — which had suspicious red spots splattered across the white surface — and.. hello kitty pajamas?
“Cause this—“
The man gestured down Crimsons body,
“—Is favor number fifty-two.”
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Dreams guide to living someone else’s life.
(I DO NOT SUPPORT PROBLEMATIC CREATORS!!! My dsmp phase just decided to resurface :(
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New favorite superhero au acquired.
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Dream is a civilian who works at a cafe in a world where heroes and villains exist and while Dream is trying to live a normal life, a few villains decide to get coffee at Dreams cafe
Do y’all think Dream is gonna live a normal life, cause I sure as h/ll don’t
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"First of all, if you sink the ship, it will die, alone and scared. Second of all, he's spoken highly of you, Captain Technoblade," there's a smirk in his voice, but Techno looks past it, removing the sword swiftly and stabbing it into the metal beside the man's neck. Anger and fear course through his veins.
Or: Techno, the captain of the Syndicate, a notorious and unforgiving pirate crew have one mission. Strangely, only the captain and his first mate are aware of this. A seemingly normal raid turns sour, resulting in the answer to many of his questions, truths he wished weren't reality.
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- Part 9 of washing the blood from my hands (dream angst)
- Part 1 of sewing kit (mermaid au)
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A Newborn Wrapped in Blood, Silk, and Gold by MistyTheDritten
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
26 Jun 2026
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Dream knew this could happen. But he didn’t think it would. He wasn’t supposed to be tortured and he certainly wasn’t supposed to get pregnant. But the one thing that he knew would stop his plan happened. His body had decided that now was a good time to use the code it had stored to make a child. And there was no way it could be anyone but Punz’s.
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Heroes are Hatfields and Villains are McCoys by Merrick_2
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 May 2026
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Tommy better known as Theseus is the healer/medic for the syndicate but one night when he is on his way to help them he stumbles across the number one Hero Nightmare badly injured what will he do?
OR: Tommy saves Dream and they become friends in secret because their families would not approve. A classic hero and villain fic.
OR: Author feels there isn't enough healthy disc duo and takes matters into their own hands.
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MAFIA FIC!!!
Dream ran as he pushed past people, not caring if they fell or stumbled. The brown haired man was shouting to the blonde kid who was too frightened to move. Dream broke through the gasping crowd, who for some reason weren’t rushing to help the kid, cowards. Dream leapt in the air before he could think as he wrapped an arm around his waist and an arm shielding his head.
Noise….Yelling..a name?.....Tires…screeching…honks..more yelling….
A voice. Was that… dad? Oh- nevermind, it’s the brunette man. Just Dream being dramatic and thinking he died. The brunette man was saying something… but what?
Dream couldn’t hear him.
“alright-help….concious ....ambulance!”
At that word Dream snapped his eyes open. No way in hell was he going to a hospital! The bills would make him work his whole life to pay the hospital debt.
“No..” A slurred noise. His own.
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Dream has lost the purpose of life. Will these 2 hooligans (Wilbur and Tommy), Technoblade and Philza be able to show him how beautiful life just is all while trying to survive an enemy? The others are also here :D
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Reborn as a prince (what could go wrong) DISCONTINUED by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Feb 2023
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Dream died and got reincarnated in the best position possible.
He is the only prince of a powerful empire in a world where magic exists, with his memories from his past life and powerful magic he becomes known as a prodigy and later becomes crown prince.
After he became crown prince he got let in on many dark secrets and problems this empire has, peasants are oppressed by nobility and cruel slavery where the slaves are forced to obey with magic seals takes place. There is tax fraud from the nobility with his father only thinking about himself not doing anything against it. Dream knows these conditions will sooner or later end in a bloody revolution of the people.
Wanting to prevent a revolution he goes out to fix these problems, in his quest to solve these problems he keeps on meeting people from his past life.
What Dream failed to realize? While trying to prevent the people of Damalia from starting a revolution and possibly chopping off his head, people from his past life keep on falling for him, hard.
(English isn't my first language so i am sorry for any grammatical mistakes I could've made)
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A series of oneshots wherein Dream is a superhero known as Smile, and Technoblade is a supervillain known as Wither, and they love each other, regardless of the faces they wear.
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“Great, then you’ll take me back home.”
Tommy was glad to see that Smiley completely buffered at that statement. His hands froze in the air, his masked face whipped towards Tommy, and his jaw hung open in disbelief. “Excuse me?!”
“You are now honored to travel with the great Tommyinnit and bring me back home.”
“Wait, no. That’s not-”
“Seeing as it’s your fault I’m stuck here anyway.”
“No it’s not!”
“But I’m willing to forgive you and allow you to pay back your misdeed by bringing me back home.”
Tommy opened his eyes, pleased to see that Smiley still looked just as confused as before. Good, he liked leaving his foes confused. People should never know what to expect from Tommyinnit.
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Tommy got separated from his family while on a supply run. Determined to get back home, he had to enlist the help of a random (and maybe crazy) stranger in order to ensure his survival. Though, there was more to said stranger than met the eye and Tommy was about to learn this world was a whole lot more complicated than he originally thought.- Language:
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💚💚❤️❤️
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Tommy bristled, scowling, clearly offended. “Excuse you?” He hissed. “I’m a vampire, Dream. I quite literally need blood to survive.”
And yea, that was definitely not on Dream’s bingo card. He had expected Tommy to be a hybrid, sure. An avian hybrid, maybe. A half-demon like Bad, even. The one thing he didn’t expect was Tommy being a vampire.
It wasn’t until Tommy shrank back that Dream blinked, realizing that he had been staring for far too long. Dream breathed out slowly. Okay. This was...something. “...So, like, how long have you known that you couldn’t eat the stuff I gave you and didn’t say a word about it?”
Tommy swallowed nervously, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. “...’Bout since the first time, maybe..? I thought you knew?”
“How the hell was I supposed to know that you’d be a vampire?!” Dream yelled, eyes wide behind his mask as he stared incredulously at Tommy. “You didn’t tell me! Nobody did!”
An AU where SBI are vampires! Dream suffers mentally, somehow gets closer with SBI, and gets a redemption arc.
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They don’t call him a hero.
They don’t call him a villain.They call him when they’re bleeding.
Smiley heals everyone.
Even the ones he shouldn’t.
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Hey There, Little (Half) Brother. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
20 Jun 2026
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Guess who i hit with the sibling beam this time.
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Technoblade shivered in the wooden cart thingy he'd been locked in. When he'd seen a reward up for him, he'd been terrified.
All these years running around the wilds on his own, and now finally his older half brother had found out about his existence and captured him in a matter of months.
He was dead.
Meanwhile, Dream actually doesn't hate his little brother's guts. He's actually pretty concerned when he meets the little one.
(Will probably edit this summary)
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- Part 5 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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illuminating the way back home by zolarnite
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Mar 2021
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The masked man steps forward, bow in hand and draws an arrow from his quiver. He knocks the arrow into place and with one swift movement draws it back with precision. It’s only a second before George watches as the tip slices through the air, digging into the center of the target. His mouth slackens and a gasp escapes just as the crowd below goes wild. Not one suitor had been as exact as the man that stands below him. All have gotten close to the center or even within the inner ring, but not one has gotten the tip to pierce right through the center of the black dot. George recoils in surprise when he feels his heart beat faster, but before he can move, the man below looks up. His white mask reveals a painted smiley face upon it and George blinks as the hood of the cloak falls to uncover dirty blonde hair that is tied up in a small bun.
(aka: King George, a cold King, is required to hold trials for suitors to come and attempt to win the Prince Consort title and maybe husband too.)
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- Part 8 of dreamnotfound delicious drabbles
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wildfire (what a beautiful terrifying thing) by dtqkxcore (sprinklednana)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Apr 2021
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Dream was destined to be a mad king, a magnificent one, yes, but mad. (or in which George is the king's greatest love and treasure).
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Doubleback by YunaYamiMouto
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Mar 2026
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Seven years have passed. Soukoku get sent on a mission. It just so happened to involve cultists and when they get there, they are trapped in a summoning circle of some kind. Again. Meant to be sacrifices to actually summon Satan to Earth and unsure if he'd be as chill as Lucifer had been, Chuuya activated Corruption. Next thing they knew, everything was red.
Sequel to Crossroads (Hazbin Hotel x Bungo Stray Dogs crossover)
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It’s literally life or death Techno reminds himself and he presses harder against his bleeding side. His place is the closest he reminds himself as he drags himself to a certain location. He’s bleeding, and it’s bad, he’s pretty sure he’s moving out of spite alone, and he should be close. He’d memorized the way to his enemy’s house months ago.
or: That one Who hurt you trope but it was 5 am and I speed ran this in two hours which is like a record, for me
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What if it wasn't just Punz left on Dream's side? What if Dream had more than one person to care for him on that frozen shore
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- Part 28 of Whumptober 2023
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All Ranboo has really known has been the foster care system. Bouncing from from home to home, school to school. Flashes of a life before all of that escapes his mind before he can cling to it. One day he gets introduced to music by an up and coming band The Dream Team. Little does he know the concert he gets dragged to will end up flipping his world on its head.
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Ranboo and Dream are siblings that got separated and hey, Techno just so happens to know both of them and score his family backstage passes to The Dream Teams latest concert.
Title from Tell Your Story by Derivakat
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Dream is an omega unknown to most of the server. Only his little family knows, how long can the peace last?
This is inspired by the story Cuddles by EclipseKuran on A03. I recommend you check it out! The story summary is: Dream is in a nonsexual heat and wants cuddles.THIS IS A NON-SEXUAL A/B/O DYNAMIC! Dream just really wants cuddles when in heat.
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Dream ducked into an alleyway behind a trash can just as a few angry civilians were giving chase. He was hardly breathing, tired of being chased or beaten up.
How did it even come to this?
Dream used to be the number one hero. He used to be beloved by all and everyone. Anytime he would walk onto the streets, he would be asked for an autograph or photos taken- Now, it was like the public was treating him like nothing more than a low-life criminal.
He pressed his back against the brick wall, his chest heaving as he tried to steady himself. The shouts of the civilians faded into the distance, but the sting of their words rang in his ears.
“Traitor!”
“Get out of our city!”
“You don’t belong here!”
Dream tugged his hood further over his face, knowing it was pointless. His blonde hair and face was already recognizable by anyone alive.
He was Dream- the hero and the protector of the city.
But now, he was nothing more than a criminal in their eyes.
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Dream is the number one hero at the Hero Agency. However, when the Agency says to kill one of the villains from The Syndicate, Dream decides to do the complete opposite?! Welcome to the Chronicles of an Ex-Hero!
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