17 Bookmarked Items in I believe in Sitwell
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On Duality by crystallitanie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
13 May 2017
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He's got to give it to them, though. If life is what you make of it, they've managed to transform a trail of exhausting missions into vacation snapshots. Perhaps it's all a matter of perspective.
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- Part 3 of Quartette
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This is. My. Redemption. Fic.
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In Miami in 2002, Chris, a kid with amazing aim and a fake name, and Phillip, a soldier home from the war, had a fling. It ended badly.
In 2005, probationary agent Clint Barton is desperate for a fresh start and Phil Coulson, Agent of SHIELD, wants to help while avoiding him at all costs. Agent Jasper Sitwell is stuck in the middle and just trying to do his job, goddamnit.
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- Part 2 of Chris
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Working All Day with You by Perpetual Motion (perpetfic)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Nov 2013
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Jasper, Clint, and Phil are EMTs. Written for a prompt request. Lots of swearing because Sitwell.
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"wanna grab breakfast after shift?” Phil asks without thinking.
“OH MY GOD FINALLY!” Jasper yells.
Clint looks confused, and Phil can feel himself flushing. “Yeah,” Clint says. “But, what’s up with Sitwell?”
“So many things,” Phil says at the same time Jasper yells back, “He is way into--DICKSHIT THIS IS NOT A TURNING LANE.”
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Phil Coulson's Really Big Mess by resplendeo for Dazzledfirestar
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
13 Dec 2014
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Jasper Sitwell is not the biggest fan of having to chase after Phil Coulson when the man gets a new idea. Things tend to go wrong, and Jasper's never really been able to get his head around how ridiculous Phil can be sometimes.
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Awesome Sitwell nonstop mental diatribe narrative
Jasper stayed hidden in his extremely cold, extremely uncomfortable hiding spot half-submerged in the goddamn frozen water, and waited as Phil got handcuffed and thrown into the back of a red – was that a fucking Prius.
What the hell. Why on earth would anyone look at a bright red Prius with a goddamn hatchback and decide "You know what? This car would be an excellent choice for the various criminal and illegal acts I'm likely to commit in the near future."? Just. Why.
Oh look, they put a black bag over Phil's head. Probably to stop him from commenting on the red Prius he was being stuffed into the back of.
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The Way We Really Are by Snapjack
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
24 Aug 2013
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Phil Coulson was an Eagle Scout. Not everyone knows this about him, but no one is ever surprised to learn it. He tries to take that as a compliment, not a commentary on his perceived wholesomeness or white-bread-ness or whatever. But sometimes, he wants to grab people by the shoulders and scream, “Do you even know what being an Eagle Scout means? I had to learn about citizenship from the mayor! My Eagle Project involved snow removal in three counties! I got a goddamned badge in bugling!!”
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- Part 2 of The Honor System
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Part two of excellent series, but can also be read standalone.
“Prosp. asset can apparently fly light aircraft, although asset cannot yet effectively land them.”
“You like them,” says Hill.
“I hardly know them,” says Phil.
“Yeah, but you like them. You’re starting to become one of them. The glamorous pod people. Super Secret Sexy Spymasters. Da-da, da-da-da-da…” Hill trails off into the Mission: Impossible theme, and Jasper sings right along with her. They’re making finger guns and everything. Phil cannot believe these are his friends.
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Erro, Ergo Sum by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
05 Sep 2014
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If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.
Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
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“Well, that answers that question,” Maria says. She looks apathetically disgusted with life. “And now I owe Jimmy twenty. I don’t know why I thought dying would’ve made you smarter.”
Phil doesn’t laugh. It’s not that it’s too soon for death jokes. His are just funnier.
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The Hero's Journey; or: What Jasper Sitwell Did Last Summer by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Welcome to Night Vale, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America (Movies)
09 Nov 2014
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The thing is, when an agent reaches clearance level five, it’s because they’re valuable, capable of something an exponentially diminishing few can offer in the ranks of SHIELD. Clint Barton, his personal issues notwithstanding, is unstoppable behind a scope. Jim Woo is an analyst and extractor par excellence. Melinda May has infiltrated half the presidential offices of Asia, and Phil Coulson has an instinct for the unusual that could be the basis of an entire TV show.
Jasper’s less certain what he brings to the party.
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More, more, more!
“Reality’s boring. Who needs reality? ‘Oh, there’s Jasper, he brought the reality. Great, put it over there next to the boxed wine.’”
“It’s spaghetti code,” one of the engineers says stridently, preemptively aggressive in the face of non-engineer management. “Some of it is from Howard Stark’s days. We’ve been trying to maintain it, but it really needs to be completely rewritten. If we could just get approval to take the satellites offline for a few months, we’ve written memos—“
Jasper fades out. It’s like being tortured, really. A trained operative knows how to cut off his body from his mind, to live somewhere outside of the here and now. He’s vaguely proud of himself for being able to do this still, even after moving to a desk job.
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A Place to Lie Low by Sholio for LinguisticJubilee
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
01 Aug 2014
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Two separate Hydra-hunting missions converge, and Nick Fury and Sitwell end up getting Sam out of a tight spot. Looks like they're all going the same way for a while.
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Dress to Impress by desert_neon (sproutgirl)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Oct 2014
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Clint goes all out with his Halloween costume, hoping Coulson will get the hint. Coulson, unfortunately, lost a bet with Sitwell.
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- Part 11 of Indulgence
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Halloween party at Sitwell's.
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Jasper Sitwell Lives in a Goddamn Sitcom by Perpetual Motion (perpetfic) for resplendeo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 May 2014
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Okay, maybe not, but he definitely gets Clint and Phil together like he's starring in one.
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for honor and duty by Hope_Tang
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Apr 2014
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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I KNEW Sitwell didn't die under that truck.
OK, retconning a little... she's calling Claire-the-nurse in Hell's Kitchen.
Either that or it's someone from White Collar, because art theft.
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Refrain by Liannabob
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Apr 2014
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Post Iron Man 3, Tony looks into why the rest of his team didn't help him. Mind-control, kidnappings and corruption, oh my.
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But I Will Hold On Hope (And I Won't Let You Choke) by Perpetual Motion (perpetfic)
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
18 Jun 2012
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In which Clint is not the emotionally stunted one, plays pretty well with others, and Sitwell is a foul-mouthed matchmaker against his will.
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Clint/Coulson mediated by hilarious Sitwell.
Important cameos by Hummel figurines, plus with bonus Wade Wilson.
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There's a Dog-Related Pun in There Somewhere (Don't Worry; Tony's On It) by Perpetual Motion (perpetfic)
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
24 Dec 2012
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Phil gets turned into a corgi. There are emotions involving Clint. That's literally the entire plot.
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Don’t Ask About the Limp by mrasaki for weepingnaiad
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Dec 2013
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Maria was the worst friend ever, Phil thought, unsure where to put the emphasis to really get his feelings across on the subject.
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- Part 8 of Author's Favorites
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More Than a Patsy by orderlychaos for pyroblaze18 (kultiras)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Jun 2013
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Written for the prompt: "BAMF, super-competent Sitwell getting Coulson back and possibly rallying the Avengers in the process."
Phil Coulson might be dead, but Agent Jasper Sitwell is pretty sure something strange is going on. So he investigates, figures a few things out and saves the day.
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Sitwell poked at the pebble. “Is this like a kiss on the forehead or a bullet with my name scratched on it? Is it radioactive?”
Phil tucked the tablet under his arm and carefully didn’t make eye contact with anyone as he headed to the door.
“Is it a special rock? Did she give you a rock? Coulson, wait!”
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“Is it a special rock? Did she give you a rock? Coulson, wait!”
There, on the screen, was a mishmash of search history terms...
I love this fic . SO MUCH.
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