FunnyFicsForARainyDay
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That's Not Bucky That's..... by Slayer_of_Destiny
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Jul 2020
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Until they can clear Bucky's name and make sure that he isn't whisked away by different Government agencies that want to get their hands on the Winter Soldier, Tony comes up with a plan to hide Bucky in plain sight. Just some Avengers fun.
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- Part 1 of Comedy Section
- Part 2 of That's Not Bucky
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This is a collection of ficlets written in the White Heather for Protection universe that don't fit into the main storyline. Includes stories written in response to tumblr prompts.
Not taking prompts right now.
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- Part 2 of White Heather
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peter parker is not a normal college student by OnlyForward
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
08 Dec 2022
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His friend shook his head, and took a swig of the drink he was holding. “You’re the heir to Stark Industries, you gotta have some better stories than that. C’mon, be real with us.”
Peter swallowed and then spoke. “Uh, okay. Once I got kidnapped, I have a handshake with the President of the United States, I know how to defuse a bomb but I’ve never had to use it and I’m 17th in line to the English throne.”
when at college, peter parker-stark decides to play three truths and a lie with his new friends. it goes...interestingly
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- Part 9 of outtakes
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{HAH! I Got Kidnapped} by Chaeyoung26090 for Glychy
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Jun 2021
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Requested by anon: Can I have one where Peter allows himself to get kidnapped for some reason. C R A C K?
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"God, if you're real, please let some miracle happen to save me from a boring gala," Peter prayed.As if answering his prayers, a black van screeched down and stopped near where he was standing, and the door opened to reveal three men in ski masks.
"You, Peter Parker," one of them snarled, "Get in the van before we force you to."
Peter blinked at them, "Are you going to kidnap me?" he asked, eyes wide.
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The Iron Reindeer by Selysin
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2020
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Loki kidnaps Tony to whine about how primitive Midgard is to someone who will understand because it's infuriating, it's not as if cold fusion is hard. Tony takes notes and things spiral from there.
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Three Students and a Just Dance Hating Teacher by EmptyHeadFullStomach
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Just Dance (Video Games)
05 Sep 2021
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Aizawa was expecting a room with 20 students. He got 3.
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Izuku Midoriya was the only one who passed the entrance exam this year.
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- Part 2 of BNHA Crack One-shots
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"as much as i have enjoyed learning all these new sides to the kid, i should start going too. i'm very slightly starting to get old, and i really shouldn't have tested it with all those shots."
"very slightly starting to?" spencer repeated. "rossi, i think you surpassed that like sixty years ago."
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or the one in which spencer gets drunk and honest
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Midtown AcaDec vs. The Worst Hostage Situation Ever by Am_An_Introvert
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 May 2025
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Peter just wanted to enjoy the Midtown AcaDec team’s annual post-competition celebration. But when their favorite diner gets taken over by a group of very confused, very bad criminals, it turns into the worst (and possibly dumbest) hostage situation ever. Also, Flash won’t stop live-streaming, MJ is trying to unionize the hostages, and Peter is 99% sure these criminals have no idea what they’re doing. Featuring: One very tired Spider-Man, a lot of unnecessary screaming, and an absolutely unhinged group of high schoolers.
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- Part 7 of Peter Parker and his chaotic life
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Luna Lovegood shows off her new pet, the rare Four-Legged Snake.
Hermione loses her mind trying to convince her that it's just a lizard.
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Batman, Beer, and Barbeque by Arkangelo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Oct 2024
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“Oh my God,” Hal whispered next to him. “Is Batman… driving a minivan?”
Clark blanched. Because that was most certainly Batman, and he was most certainly driving a minivan. It was black and sleek, with tinted windows and a polished fender, but all the money in the world couldn’t make a minivan look tasteful—especially not when the windows were decorated with Gotham Knights bumper stickers and a massive stick figure family with sharpied on bat-ears and what appeared to be... grappling hooks?
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Clark Kent hosts a Superbowl Party. No one expects Batman to show up. No one expects him to bring an entire minivan stacked with children, either.