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Gavin didn’t want to be here. Correction: he wanted to be anywhere but here. The DPSF Winter Ball was a yearly event that Fowler had been forcing him to go to ever since he made detective. And Gavin hated every fucking second of it.
Tonight was gonna go exactly the way it always went. Gavin would drink the free booze. He’d drink the free booze. And yeah? He’d drink the free booze. It was the only way he’d make it through this fucking hellscape disaster of a night each year. It was absolutely, unequivocally the complete opposite of a ‘fun’ night for him.
And fuck, what could make this night worse?
Being seated with Connor the Robot Tincan Android sent by fucking CyberLife.
Fuck his life. Fuck everything.
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Artwork is by the incredible DeviantManiac!
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Twist in Time by Randomness_is_my_order
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
18 Dec 2021
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Through a completely unrealistic series of events, Naruto—the Hokage of Konoha—lands in the body of his younger counterpart, twenty-two years into the past.
What follows is Naruto making the most of his second life which includes turning revenge-thirsty Sasuke into a normal angsty teenager, helping Sakura get over her puppy crush, annoying Kakashi and somehow getting himself entangled in a romance with Shikamaru (which for the record, doesn’t even feel like one).
Orochimaru and the Akatsuki linger in the background, but Naruto’s not letting them ruin his life by a stupid war to feed the ego of a dead man. Again, that is.
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- Part 1 of Twist in Time
- Part 1 of Time Travel AUs
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26 Feb 2023
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"Shikamaru heard it and like the genius he was - interpreted it in a way that justified Naruto's bipolar behaviour."
LMAOOO
not only was this fic fucking hilarious but also it very well written. I also like the fact thats its not necessarily from his perspective. -
Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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Feat. Supreme Chancellor (AKA, the Sith Lord) VS The Negotiator (who's still a little salty about the war) by Kelpie_Mist
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Aug 2020
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“You know.” Palpatine said finally, settling his teacup down with a hard clink. It was not a question, and they both knew it.
“I know.” Obi-Wan agreed.
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OR: In which Palpatine's identity is discovered earlier and Obi-Wan Kenobi decides to do something about it because nobody try to steal his apprentice, damnit! -
an injury to one by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Dec 2021
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“They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.
“How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.
Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.
“No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.
“We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.
(The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)
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14 Dec 2022
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It was so good bro, it was funny it was sarcastic it was dramatic and all in between i loved i