I'll Be In My Bunk
The most dog-eared page in the romance novel. The fic you come back to on those long, lonely nights.
Look, it's just top-shelf porn, okay. Welcome to the splash zone.
(note that this collection is a work-in-progress, but bookmarks should have everything!)
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An abridged history of Nyota Uhura's experience with Vulcans, including the gay one she dated who became her best friend, and his former betrothed who became her wife.
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half the night you’re a dependable chap (then the too white teeth all night) by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
16 Apr 2019
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Steve Rogers is a sad fucking man, but he’s a soldier down to his bones, and Bucky’s always been weak to that particular combination of tragic eyes and fistfuls of blood.
That’s why he’s plastered to the walls and incapable of looking away from Rogers’s heaving chest and cracked knuckles. He doesn’t speak a word, doesn’t even dare to breathe loudly until a vicious punch from Rogers sends the poor bag flying across the room, spitting sand everywhere. There’s no startled sound from Rogers. He doesn’t even freeze, just huffs like he’s inconvenienced by his inanimate victim’s inability to withstand the pounding.
Bucky bites his tongue so he doesn’t offer himself as a replacement.
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Bucky makes a bad decision that snowballs in predictable fashion.Series
- Part 1 of couldn't get the boy to kill me
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The Sweetest Days by how_long_must_we_live
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
22 Aug 2017
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It had begun as a dare.
“Hello there,” the whore called out.
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Matt gets a dose of a mysterious new drug, and Peter and Frank help him out the only way they know how.
(Hint: It's butt stuff)
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- Part 1 of Doing Drugs and Getting Naked
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powerful (with a little bit of tender) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Nov 2019
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There’s little fanfare, when his heat finally hits. Peter goes to bed with a sore throat and wakes up feeling like he could crawl out of his skin. He strips. It helps only a little bit. He showers. It helps only a little bit more. He sends Wade a quick text (get over hrere im dyign please rbing quesadillas).
Wade sends him several gasping emojis and then thumbs-ups of all different skin tones. He’s so much. Peter giggles, and then rolls around on his bed to distract himself from his brain trying to tell him that no one loves him.
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Bookmarked by WaterMe
01 Mar 2018
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“Can I take you on my boat?” The man’s hand was at the top of Sherlock’s thigh, nearly at the joint of his hip.
Sherlock swayed into his gravity. “You can take me right here if you want.”
(in which Yacht Daddy Watson is life)
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Andromeda Black's life has been meticulously planned on her behalf. It was past time she refused the path laid out for her.
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Bookmarked by WaterMe
30 Nov 2019
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Andromeda Black meets a man in a muggle club (and then it gets sexy). Or: How to deprogram the ideologies you inherit.
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List of Stuff Bucky Shall Never Do:
1. Give up spider solitaire
2. Tweet TMI shit to celebrities
3. Get a fucking raise, it seems
4. Sleep with a coworkerHe HAS tweeted TMI shit about celebrities, but he also has some common sense and knows that some people actually read their replies, so he a) posts only on his private account and b) never tags. Bucky's pretty sure that he's not the only person to have drunk tweeted about Captain America's daddy level, but at least he doesn't fucking call Steve Rogers 'daddy' to his face.
Until he kind of does, and breaks his fourth rule in the process.
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- Part 5 of a pocketful of mumbles
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Push It by thepinupchemist for kirstenthedestroyer
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Jan 2016
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Steve owed back rent and didn't have a job. He decided to join up on as a model on a pornographic website his roommate Peggy already did work for -- and now, somehow, was standing in lingerie with Peggy and a local guy from the website, Winter Soldier.
This is honestly just a cracky pornfest.
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Snow Storms and Vodka (A Christmas Story) by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
20 Jan 2018
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When New York City gets shut down by a massive snow storm a week before Christmas, Peter makes a very important discovery.
The vodka helps.
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Spidey's not-so-fast metabolism + lots of Christmas cookies = sexy times for Wade and Peter.