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Atsushi stumbled out of his bedroom with Akutagawa, who, honestly looks like an angry wet cat right now. Akutagawa’s hair is wet, so is Atsushi’s. They’ve just finished showering and getting dressed. Akutagawa is currently wearing a black long sleeved oversized sweater and some black leggings that hugs his thin legs snugly. Whilst Atsushi dons a black tee and gray sweatpants. The clouds are darker and the sky is gray while a cold breeze wafts outside. They’ve turned on the heater for the dorms but it still feels freezing terribly so, well except for Atsushi with his warm body heat. The cold bites at Akutagawa’s pale skin through his sweater, and his lower half is rigid and freezing. He should’ve stolen some of Atsushi’s pants instead.
Akutagawa parts from Atsushi on the way, afterall they’ve worked so hard to keep this releationship under wraps for three months now and they’re NOT risking anyone finding out and immediately spreading it around the school AND becoming the talk of the school for a week. Last time a scandal happened—Which was caused by a teacher and a student dating despite both being over the legal age and not teenagers—It was the talk of the whole school for three whole weeks. And whenever that student or teacher went around they were always yelled and harassed at, a few part timer janitors and trendy school people throwing derogatary terms at the couple. It had went so bad that the teacher quit and the student dropped out.
And Atsushi is not willing, will never be, to let Akutagawa go. It feels like they were made for eachother, as if the gods had made the both of them with each other’s images in mind. Made next to each other, reflections of the same broken soul. So to let go of Ryuunosuke easily, would be the same as letting a whole part of his soul go. And that sort of existence is undesirable and is like torturous eternal purgatory. Some people would just say they have attachment issues and Atsushi might be a little too possesive but how could he not? After 14 long painful years of existence at almost 16 he’s now got the love of his life, purgatory and death! Even if someone pulls and tugs him off as long as he’s got his teeth tethered in Ryuunosuke’s soft flesh he’ll never let go.
..........That sounds disturbing.
It seems like Atsushi was too distracted cause he just felt himself bumping into someone of shorter height.
“Ah- Sorry!” Atsushi says, at this point, apologizing is second nature to him. It just slips out of his mouth even at the slightest inconvinences—But as Atsushi’s excuse, even the slightest inconvinences deserve a sincere heartful even small apology.
“Atsushi.”
Atsushi’s head immediately snaps down to stare at the shorter figure. That voice.. small soft and sometimes intimidating yet so familiar.
“Kyouka!” Atsushi exclaims, a grin gracing his lips as he stares with stars in his eyes at the familiar and endearing girl, His best friend who could literally be his little sister because of how close they are and their dynamics. There was also that time Kyouka accidentally slipped up and called Atsushi brother!
Twas a nice and sunny warm noon of Sunday, which is rare because usually it’s scorching hot till the point it sometimes feels like his flesh is slowly melting off his bones. But currently, the sun is a little obscured by white clouds and it’s bright outside but not too harsh. The perfect noon for the perfect little hangout.
Atsushi himself is smiling and beaming with joy, at what you may ask?
Well across the white haired boy is a girl with long navy locks with lily clips in her hair that parts it into two in front of her chest, and a few lilies on top of her head alongside the headband placed neatly atop. Kyouka herself has a small gentle and sincere smile. In her hands, A strawberry crepe with fluffy whipping cream and vanilla ice cream laced with strawberry jam. It’s big but definately enough for Kyouka’s appetite. Especially since she forgot to eat breakfast.
Kyouka takes a few small bites, before cutting off a piece of the crunchy crepe to scoop some ice cream and whipping cream on it. She looks at it for a moment, eyes sparkling with happiness, desire, hunger and thankfulness. What a sweet expression. Before she ultimately somehow fits all of it in her small mouth and chew.
That must hurt, Atsushi thought, Won’t the crepe be sharp and too painful to chew especially swallow?
But seeing how happy the younger girl is, Atsushi can’t help but smile even wider and the thought went away easily.
It was quiet, mostly just Atsushi licking his Taro ice cream and Kyouka eating the crepe carefully and gracefully unlike Atsushi who’s hunger had taken over him quite unceremoniously.
And as soon as they finished and Atsushi was still rambling to Kyouka about Akutagawa and how he’s so annoying and such a grumpy prick who’s got something shoved up his ass and between his eyebrows 24/7
“Thank you,” Kyouka mutters, shy yet sincere. Kyouka’s always been the quiet type that only talks when she’s with the people she trusts the most. And despite that, she’s still blunt and able to stand up for herself after suffering under Akutagawa’s weird insults and teases—“...big bro.”
And on that day, Atsushi was reported to the others by Kyouka as: “Currently immobile and awestruck.”
Kyouka starts to tug at his hand and pulls him away to the main dining room in the dormitory where most of his class (Really, just a big frienemy group) are currently feasting on what seems to be pancakes while also causing chaos as always at the same time.
“Let’s eat.” He hears the younger girl say, pulling out a chair and sitting on it and patting another chair for Atsushi to sit on. A ghost of a smile on her thin lips.
Atsushi smiles in response and sits down, before finally succumbing to his hunger and feasting upon the delicious fluffy pancake smothered in syrup and devouring it like a beast that hasn’t eaten in two years.
“Geez..” Tanizaki smiles fondly at the sight from across the table, unbeknownst to him Akutagawa is glaring literal daggers at him from the other end of the table near an angry Chuuya throwing insults at a wriggling worm Dazai.
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Chuuya: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
Lucy: ?? a new gc.
Lucy: and im finally in it!
Chuuya: @suicidezai I KNOW YOURE ONLINE MACKEREL
Dazai: Hie\(￣︶￣*\))
Chuuya: STOP WITH THE KAOMOJIS YOU SICK FUCK
Chuuya: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Kunikida: okay okay what the hell is going on
Kunikida: what’s wrong
Kunikida: @greatestdetective what’s up with them
Ranpo: find out yourelf
Akutagawa: Nakahara-san was eating breakfast, then Dazai-san randomly threw a stray hamster on Nakahara-san’s pancakes. In which Nakahara-san started to yell profanities at Dazai-san and then got so upset and disturbed he started to cry and sounded like he was about to throw up.
Chuuya: aku i told you to just call me chuuya its ok
Chuuya: anns ur telling ppl too muvh
Dazai: Ggahh i did nto aku!! Dotn spreas lies and propaganda
Akutagawa: I’m sorry Dazai-san. I’ll delete the message
Kunikida: No it’s fine
Kunikida: just ignore the bandage waster
Dazai: Youre so Mean kuniiii!!!! （；´д｀）ゞ
Lucy: backtrack
Lucy: you THREW,
Lucy: A HAMSTER.
Dazai: nuh uh
Chuuya: FYM NUH UH
Chuuya: NOW IM WASHING THE SYRUP ODFF OF IT YOU BITHV
Gin: ts entertaining asf XSWL
Ranpo: lamao ikr
Yosano: that pancake was still hot Dazai,
Yosano: you might’ve burned the little guy.
Dazai: uuuuuuhhhh what am i suposd to say
Dazai: sry
Dazai: but seriosly chibi stop being so easy
Chuuya: SYFM
Chuuya: SYBAU
Lucy: okay ts good lolololol
Kyouka: helosp
Atsushi: whats wrong kyouka?
Kyouka: thespaceabrbuttiononmykeybardgone
Atsushi: uhhh, try switching some things on and off??
Kyouka: k
Akutagawa: Atsushi just tripped on thin air like a fool hhhhhh
Gin: fffuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk...................... im harddddddddddddd
Tanizaki: that was unneeded
Lucy: gin??
Gin: yea?
Lucy: omg
Lucy: i uh
Atsushi: shes shy
Lucy: tiger!!
Gin:ohhhhh its ok
Gin: ya wanna be friends right?
Lucy: unm
Lucy: yeah
Gin: GALLLLLL YOU COULDA SAYD SO
Gin: ZOMG WHOLE YEAR I WAS STARIGN AT U EVER SINCE U TRANSFERRED
Lucy: really?
Akutagawa: Gin’s got a thing for cute girls
Gin: RYUU SYOP
Gin: UR EPOSING ME INFRON OF THE HUXZz
Akutagawa: You’ve got no bitches.
Gin: SYFM
Atsushi: It’s okay Lucy, It’s normal
Lucy: so emergetic
Dazai: IM KILLING MYSELFL
Dazai: OHMYOFJFDMK\
Dazai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tanizaki: wtf
Kyouka: Finaly
Kyouka: I got it back
Atsushi: Congrats kyouka1111!!
Akutagawa: What’s wrong, Dazai-san?
Dazai: stfu
Dazai: ANYWAYS
Chuuya: what
Dazai: apparently i have a a a aa a
Chuuya: SPIT IT OUT
Dazai: apparet;u i have a remedial class about anatomy with mori ://
Dazai: he sucks smh despite beign school nruse
Dazai: he a privk
Akutagawa: I’m currently in the infirmary and Mori-san is staring at my phone and the chat
Gin: y r u there??
Dazai: HE WHAT
Yosano: HE WHAT
Ranpo: lmaooooo
Lucy: Mori can be a nnoyinh sometimes but he really helps me whenevr i accidentally have an accident in the kitchen because of an accideant
Atsushi: accident accident accident
Lucy: SYBAU
Yosano: Who cooked breakfast today?
Akutagawa: Lucy.
Lucy: ??!??????!!!!!!!!!! AKUUUUUUU
Atsushi: You know Lucy??
Akutagawa: She’s a close acquitance
Lucy: im his bsf
Atsushi: uneblievable he has friends
Atsushi: but anyways im glad you have another friend lucy!!
Lucy: eheee ummm
Lucy: thskyeeew
Kunikida: Your pancakes are delicious, Lucy. Thank you.
Akutagawa: Stop, she’s flustered.
Atsushi: and yknow bekuz....???
Dazai: At-sushi-kyuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!
Dazai: dontcha know that bestfriends hae telepathy???!!!!!
Atsushi: so that’s why you know whenevr the toilet is calling for you ok
Dazai: ?????????
Gin: FOUL
Lucy: also aku you can let go of the manners yknow
Lucy: or else
Akutagawa: ok maam
Gin: DAMN u DOORMAT
Akutagawa: im shoving triple AAAbatteris in your throat when you sleep
Gin: shut up didyou take ur meds
Gin: antiddepresents neuralgin those blood thingies uh cough mrdesds antipsychotics ibuprofen metformin amoxcillin omeprazole levothyroxine atorvastatine idarucizumab
Akutagawa: WHAT THE FUCK
Akutagawa: ?????? i dotn even take half of those
Atsushi: Ofc give it to the lawnmower to have the immune system of a starving victorian child whilst alaso looking like a starving victorian chidl smh
Akutagawa: weretiger hast your sight been taken from your eyes???????
Akutagawa: I DONT EVEN TAKE HALF OF THOSE
Kyouka: ‘hast your sight been taken from your eyes’
Gin: ‘hast thy sight been taken from thy eyes’
Akutagawa: wh
Ranpo: ‘Hast thou had thy sight taken from thee eyes’
Akutagawa: this is slander
Atsushi: ‘Erm! Pardon me, sir, but hast thou had thy sight taken from thee eyes?’
Akutagawa: i hate you.
Chuuya: weretiger hast your sight been taken from your eyes
Dazai: weretiger hast your sight been taken from your eyes
Akutagawa: stop....
Lucy: weretiger hast your sight been taken from your eyes
Akutagawa: LUCY??????!?/1!!
Tanizaki: weretiger hast your sight been taken from your eyes
Yosano: weretiger hast your sight been taken from your eyes
Akutagawa: Oh i get it so it’s bully Akutagawa day today huh.
Akutagawa: also yes i did take my meds gin
Gin: good cuz if u didnt i would be forcing u to stay 24/7 in mori office infirmary
Dazai: smh u dont even need to threat him w that atp aku already lives there
Lucy: real just go up to the infirmary and ¾ times aku will be there
Yosano: as......... the actual doctor of the infirmary (mori is the nurse ok) it would be much weirder if akutagawa wasn’t there
Akutagawa: mori-san is still staring at my phone btw]
Dazai: shiiitttt
Yosano: careful he’ll diddle ur phone
Chuuya: only thihng he diddleing is them scalpels atp
Ranpo: anyways in this chapter were gouignt to
Akutagawa: stfu its in the summary methinks
Gin: also since when could we break fourth wall
Ranpo: only like one chapter per five
Akutagawa: we ending here ok
Atsushi: i dont think mr mori is going to diddle anything
Kyouka: the only crimes he has to his name is smiling uglily at a police officer
Kunikida: @greatestdetective is this true
Ranpo: yeah
Dazai: @grok is this true
Kunikida: im goinan whoop yo ass so hard your already flat ass turns inside out
Dazai: aww! Ididnt know u were freaky and staringf at my ass kuni ☆⌒(*＾-゜)v
Kunikida: girl fuck you
Chuuya: Its ok kunikida we can stare at eachothers buttocks
Gin: r u chuuya.
Atsushi: atp even chuuya-san is going insane
Tanizaki: what if chuuya was chuufreakya and nothihnf changed
Akutagawa: true...
Lucy: aku wanna go to a cafe
Dazai: a date????????????????????????????????????
Lucy: no i like someone else
Akutagawa: TWO** someone elses
Lucy: AKU?????????????????
Akutagawa: WELL YOU FUCKING REVEALED A SECRET OF MINE TO THE WERETUGER
Gin: oh!
Dazai: i see lesbian
Gin: most of us r bi
Gin: bisexual bipolar bicycle bitch
Akutagawa: you specifically a bitch
Gin: OUCH
Gin: MY BIG BRO IS ABUSING ME
Chuuya: hamster is in my room
Chuuya: It looks as fat as ranpo
Ranpo: wtf what did i do
Akutagawa: he saw you swiping two slices of pancake earlier off his plate
Lucy: Im glad yall like it so much
Atsushi: Thankyou for that lucy!!
Lucy: next time i’ll lessen the dose of poison in ur pancakes
Atsushi: girl WATH
Lucy: Juuuuuuust kidding
Yosano: @petrus1989 is the hamster ok
Chuuya: Yeah, though its sleeping
Akutagawa: #justgotfreedfromtheinfirmary
Akutagawa: also th... the class swim tryouts.......
Tanizaki: i got my period
Tanizaki: cramps like shit but at least i dont have to wear SEX ASSIGNED SWIMWEAR
Akutagawa: fuck yu
Gin: y is that anyway..
Kunikida: well as Akutagawa had once said, none of the trans people here have gotten hormones or surgeries. And besides um
Kunikida: current principal is homophobic and transphobic
Ranpo: #VOTEFORFUKUZAWAFORPRESIDENT #KILLTHATBITCH #HESSCAREDOFRAINBOWS #HISWIFEHASANAFFAIR #KILLTHATBITCH
Gin: real
Gin: mf told me to stop wearing makeup cuz i already look like a man
Tanizaki: mf got scared of my binder strap peeking out for one second
Tanizaki: so i tsarted to loosen my shirt so my binder strap is extremely noticable
Akutagawa: i wear makeup and he says im finally learnin yhat im a girl and detransitioning then started recititng bible verses
Dazai: y is mr.white the principal. HES NOT A NATIVE HES WHITE hes CHRISTIAN he is probably a hitlerite and hes coach dictator
Lucy: HES AMERICAN MAGA TOO
Lucy: TALKING ABOUT ‘ILLEGAL ALIENS’ WHICH IS DEHUMANIZING IMMIGRANTS AND SHIT SAYING THEY SHOULD GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY WHILE HES LITERALLY AN IMMIGRANT IN JAPAN
Atsushi: as ranpo said earlier today...
Atsushi: we should bunch up and prostate against him and make him go to jai;l
Kunikida: pretty sure he hasn;t done any crimes...
Ranpo: it is rumored that he owns 70+ csem and has sexually harassed multiple studdents before who are AFAB, young and extremely pale. Aka just an asian fetish
Ranpo: also he may be the cause/perpetrator of a missing case of a middle school student seven months ago
Akutagawa: ?? Aiko Nakamura?
Ranpo: yes her
Kyouka: we gotta kill him
Kyouka: slaughter him
Kyouka: impale his anus on a stick and then force it to come out of his filthy disgusting mouth and force wasabi in his anus and rub spices all over his eyes lather him in oil then slowly grill or deep fry him then feed him to pigs and then put the pigs in to die as mercy for consuming something as vile and disgusting as he
Atsushi: Usually you don’t like actually ideation of murder on people kyouka.
Atsushi: but i agree wholeheartedly with you
Dazai: thing is we have to lure him though
Chuuya: i dont like the idea of that.
Ranpo: we can discuss this later. We still haaave class swim tryouts.
Dazai: right!! Chibi is so short and heavy his feet wont make it to the botom and then he sinks like a roxcjk! (*￣3￣)╭
Chuuya: SYFM
Chuuya: your a mackerel once u touch the water you’ll be FISH
Akutagawa: jinko has furry inflation diaperfur omorashi macro micro of 189GB downloaded on his hard drive
Atsushi: I DONT
Atsushi: AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A THING FOR ERO GURO
Akutagawa: I DONT YOU SICK FUCK
Atsushi: YOU SPREAD SHIT ABOUT ME TOO
Lucy: Atsushi i promise you aku is not spreading ur shit
Akutagawa: EW
Atsushi: WTF LUCY NOT LIKE THAT
Dazai: its ok atsushi we always knew you are a little scat fetish baobby (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ
Atsushi: IM NOT
Kunikida: STFU oh my fucking FUKUZAWA
Kunikida: WHY DOES TTHE CONVERSATION ALWAYS LEAD TO FETISH TALK
Dazai: kuniiiiiiiiiii~~~~~~~~~~ u probably come in ur pants @ the thought of ideals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ranpo: i want sweets
Lucy: ask ur sugar daddy bruv 🥀🥀
Ranpo: poe is sick atm
Ranpo: @wereballs before i tell them abt ur kjad.aoebelovedeuwygw
Atsushi: FINE
Atsushi: NEXT TIME IM CUTTING UR BALLS OFF
Dazai: cause thats a nother fetish of Atsushiiiiiiiiiiii ヾ(≧▽≦*)o
Akutagawa: aint no way u getting blackmailed jinko hhhh
Atsushi: stfk its a dazaiballschuuyacalls situation
Akutagawa: im
Akutagawa: shut.
Ranpo: hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Do be threatebned thine swines!!
Yosano: what sort of codename is a dazaiballschuuyacalls
Lucy: cause skk gay
Dazai: include him @DoppoKunikida
Chuuya: include him @DoppoKunikida
Kunikida: what no
Tanizaki: nobody talking about WHY atsushi and akutagawa eeven has a codename for situations
Tanizaki: thats kidna gay7
Gin: sighs...
Gin: being randomkly in a realtaionship with a couple
Gin: how i wish...
Lucy: hey
Lucy: hey uh
Akutagawa: go girllllllll
Atsushi: u cabn do it lucy!
Ranpo: Lucy Lucy ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Lucy: i um
Gin: ?
Lucy: w
Lucy: wnna go out w me..
Gin:
Kunikida: over text.. tsktsk
Yosano: shhh shes trying her best
Akutagawa: theyre both girlfailures shutup
Tanizaki: my sskk gay message has yet to be answered this is queerphobia everyone hates me
Gin: yes
Akutagawa: GinExe hast stopped loading
Lucy:
Lucy: i um]
Lucy: realy
Lucy: r ururlly sruer
Lucy: m
Lucy: im not forcing
Atsushi: Lucy.exe has stopped loadijg
Gin: really
Gin: dya um
Lucy: itss ur rlly cute funny ann an kind ad\
Lucy: pls go out with me
Chuuya: ...damn.
Akutagawa: see?>
Akutagawa: girlfailures.
Kunikida: youre right.
Gin: yes
Lucy:
Atsushi: Lucy.exe ovreload
Tanizaki: where did kyouka go??
Kunikida: she’s watching tiktoks while tending to the garden with Kenji
Tanizaki: thats nice
Atsushi: aww
Ranpo: swimming in an hour and fifty two minutes
Akutagawa: mr doomclock over here
Kunikida: whos not comign
Tanizaki: me
Kunikida: state ur reason
Tanizaki: period
Kunikida: ok, any1 else
Ranpo: i cants swim
Kunikida: floaties
Ranpo: okay ❤yay❤
Kunikida: who else
Akutagawa: no one else
Kunikida: alr
Atsushi: i’m so excited to see aku in a onepiece
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Akutagawa: i saw that
Tanizaki: saw what
Dazai: sus...
Ranpo: i know!
Yosano: ofc u do
Chuuya: so like uh
Chuuya: the about to be wed r weirdluy silent
Akutagawa: gin is starin @ her phoen n then the closet
Akutagawa: i know bkux she doews that often
Atsushi: Lucy ran off to the bathroom because shes flustyterd
Atsushi: girlfailure
Yosano: as local girlfailur e i too haft decided they are tob-wed girlfasaaaaaailurews
Tanizaki: why do we type so bad bruv
Dazai: well mr.short-a-tron has fingers so small cause he’;s a midget that he misspells every single wordf he’s ever written his whole tiny and short troll gnome cave dweller life ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Chuuya: FUCK YOU
Chuuya: U LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHISHIO MAKOTO ON POISONOUS MUSHROOMS WHILE GOONING IT TO PAW PATROL BESTIALITY DICK CHEESE IN THE MUSTY SECRET BASEMENT OF THE SCHOOKL WHILE SCROLLING 4CHAM FORUMS
Atsushi: who???
Dazai: AT LEAST I DIDNT CRY WHILE WATCHING MLP SAD AMND GENUINELY HSVING A MENTAL BRREAKDOIWNM SOBBING FIT OVER BAD DRASWINGS
Yosano: DID U JUAST DISS MLP U BIT CH
Yosano: FUCKING MUMMY FROM ANCIENT EGYPT
Akutagawa: Shishio Makoto – A major antagonist in Ruruoni Kenshin (fuck the author) of Kyoto arc. He’s mostly known being wrapped in bandages.
Atsushi: not often you be helpful
Atsushi: r u sure ur akutagawa
Kunikida: okay okay..’
Kunikida: enough of the arguments.
Tanizaki: lets just like
Tanizaki: talk abt fave shows from childhood
Tanizaki: i like team umizoomi
Chuuya: mlp
Yosano: mlp & doc mcstuffins
Dazai: paw patrol. Neon genesis evangelion
Chuuya: wtf y what were u doing watching nge as a kid
Ranpo: paw patrol and those old american detective films and also occasionally deathnote
Gin: RBOBOTS
Lucy: Fairly Oddparents
Kunikida: doraemon
Atsushi: Invader zim
Chuuya: DAMN
Ranpo: i knew that!
Atsushi: @rashocunt you.
Akutagawa: um
Akutagawa: Lenore the cute little dead girl
Chuuya: aku as a show: growing up goth
Akutagawa: chuuya as a show: forever 5’3
Chuuya: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOU.
Chuuya: THIS IS WHY I FORBID YOU TO BE AROUND DAZAI
Dazai: im glad u think so too akutagawa-kyuuunnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! O(*^▽^*)┛
Yosano: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Ranpo: i like this gc
Ranpo: ts entertaining
Gin: still not forgetting the fact u masde this b5tw. Coming adfter your flat ass.
Ranpo: FOR THE LAST TIME I DID NOT
Gin: SYSTEM MESSAGES SAYS OTHERWHISE HOE
Tanizaki: also invader zinm is implying emosushi
Atsushi: im not
Akutagawa: he is
Atsushi: no
Akutagawa: yes
Atsushi: no
Akutagawa: yes
Atsushi: ISTG
Atsushi: NO
Atsushi: NUH UH
Akutagawa: ?????????@?!!!!!!!?!?!?!?
Akutagawa: yuh uh.
Atsushi: girl.
Akutagawa: girlfriend*
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Yosano: sus
Dazai: sus
Ranpo: sus
Kyouka: ....
Atsushi: Kyouka! Ur baxck !! How was gardening w/ kenji???
Kyouka:
Kyouka: sus
Atsushi: smh not u too..
Akutagawa: swimming
Akutagawa: i can’t.
Atsushi: can’t what??
Gin: he can’t swim lol
Kunikida: floaties
Akutagawa: haha
Akutagawa: no thx h8r
Kunikida: girl
Dazai: its okay kuni-kida-kyuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!! \(@^0^@)/
Dazai: little ryuuchan just wants to be carried and guided by his jinkoooooo!!!!! (❤´艸｀❤)
Akutagawa: dazai-san no
Atsushi: id rather die than do that
Atsushi: besides he’d kill me first then shave all my hair off muh head and probably
Akutagawa: feed your corpse to my 8 pets black widow spidresses
Atsushi: feed my corpse to his 8 freakish petsblack widow spiders
Akutagawa: fuxk yuo
Atsushi: you always say that smh
Yosano: ah yes
Yosano: the gayness of sskk
Tanizaki: tahts what ibe been talkinf abirur sindew hthe beginningh
Dazai: ok
Ranpo: Kunikida makesure my gloayies areb kool
Kunikida: yes yes
Kunikida: paw patrol motif
Kunikida: what floay=ties do uyou want akutagawa
Akutagawa: i said i didn’t want any.
Atsushi: (>’-‘<)
Akutagawa: ...
Akutagawa: ..white very transparent.
Dazai: anyways`~`~~~~
Chuuya: what is it now you fool.
Dazai: since we all ate essentially breakfast alredy
Dazai: and swimming is in a bit
Kunikida: what.
Dazai: i have a theory
Atsushi: oh gott pls no
Dazai: kunikida-kyun is actually a horse!!!!!!
Kunikida: and youre a load of bull
Chuuya: beef bull fuffalo spicy chicken wings
Yosano: d=ffuuck im hungry now
Ranpo: hungrier for kouyou tho
Chuuya: WHAT’
Yosano: FUVJJCJ
Dazai: ok so
Akutagawa: last time i heard about dazai-san’s bizzare theory was when i was 14 2 years ago and then i passed out i dide and
Gin: woke up 2 days later
Akutagawa:
Akutagawa: yh.
Lucy: damn girl
Ranpo: OMG JOJOS AND KUBZ SCOUTS REFERENCE
Akutagawa: :J\
Ranpo: bizzare, dide
Dazai: so its kunikida. I misspelt his name once and it was KuniKuda!
Dazai: and kuda in indonesian means horse
Yosano: ...
Yosano: wonderful observation.
Dazai: so his real name is Kuni and species is Horse!!! Kuni the Uma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranpo: SWIMMINNGJGNG
Gin: heh
Gin: get ready hoes’
Gin: cuz im getting ready to see all the huzz cute girls hot girls in swimwear
Akutagawa: and that, by definition, is a creep. Or a pervert.
Akutagawa: but Gin ure wearing trousers
Gin: well while i am a trans woman kinda idk im genderfluid and i greatly appreciate and treasure my feminity i think i got in=t in the bag
Ranpo: mizu5 soon
Lucy: its okay!!
Lucy: if youre a gierl then ur a girl!!
Atsushi: ena5 soon
Akutagawa: xswl stopp
Kunikida: ok shut it zip it all of you
Kunikida: get ready
Dazai: Sir YesSir (*≧︶≦))(￣▽￣* )ゞ
Chuuya: Sir yes sir *nonchalant*
Tanizaki: wow
Tanizaki: have fun you guys
Tanizaki: dont drown withoout me Atsushi
Atsushi: Siap masbro
Atsushi: i mean
Atsushi; alright bro 🔥🔥
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The sky, blue and light and endless as it can be—looms over the huge olympic sized pool that belongs to Yokohama’s greatest school. White clouds parted like land on the sides of river, making way for the great sun that beams down upon a class of high-school students. It shines so brightly, its as if the sun itself is smiling from ear to ear with a warm huge grin.
But, to those beneath.. It feels like the gates of hell had been opened and the almighty hellfire was released upon them. Grazing and stinging their legs and especially the soles of their feet with a burning heat. Atsushi himself feels like as if the fire could melt and gnaw away at his skin and flesh then and there. It’s torturous.
Atsushi, though his feet are sticked to the ground like meat on a grill, wills himself to stare on onwards.
In front of him, a sight so heartwarming and wholesome could be seen.
Lucy, Gin and a few others are already in the water. Basking in the cooling and refreshing liquid of a well-maintained expensive pool. Well, was.
Almost immediately, Lucy starts splashing water. At Gin, and then Yosano, Ranpo and Higuchi; who just got in the water. Then it becomes a full fledged water fight battle royale.
“Take this!” Lucy yells as she gathers up water in her hands and throw a bunch of them. Tiny but many water droplets raining down on everyone in the pool, like arrows in war from a squadron of archers. A grin stretches itself on Lucy’s lips, it’s definately no ordinary kind grin. Especially with her braces.
Laughter erupts from many, joyous and cheerful. So cheerful and infectious that Atsushi himself who is not apart of the fun feels the corners of his lips twitch and curl into a small smile. Even if i’m not included, Just the sight of my friends being happy is enough. Even if i’m not included, but my friends are around me, that’s enough. As long as i’m not lonely, i can bear it.
Gin giggles, and splashes a loadboat more of water. Hitting everyone in the proximity with it. Making everyone’s hair and body wet. Higuchi in particular, squeals and then whips out waterguns out of nowhere—seemingly like a magic trick. It seems like the toys are already filled with water. The blonde haired yells out a war-cry and immediately shoots at everyone in their faces with amazing speed and preciseness.
Yosano smirks, a nasty one at that. Plum-black coloured straight hair frames her sharp features like a young flower of death. Her expression sadistic and ready to dive in for the kill like a lion baring it’s fangs. She wields the water like an actual weapon and sends it to her foes. Ranpo had already seen this coming but as he is in floaties he could only flail around. He himself isn’t quite sure as to how everyone is floating and fighting and not losing balance or drowning in such deep waters.
Screams and yells are brought out from their throats, desperately trying to escape the upcoming blade of water. Higuchi and Lucy running away as fast as they can in the thick and dragging water holding tightly onto them like hands from helheim. And Gin, ever the smart one she is; dives under the water and swims around to be behind Yosano. As the water blade hits and engulfs Higuchi, Lucy and Ranpo. Especially Ranpo, who gets the whole blunt of it. Just before it hit, the trio let out the most horrific blood curdling fear mongered screams that it somehow, creates ripples and vibrations in the water.
Yosano allows a laugh to slip from her mouth, to others not weird like them it would come off as a creepy sadistic laugh you’d hear from antagonists in old weird and creepy movies one would find in a pile of old movies from their emo horror and thriller seeking parents—But other than that to the majority of the class it just sounds normal. Yosano is offguard, a huge gaping chance for Gin. Gin, as swift as the wind, suddenly rises up from beneath the water and tackles Yosano, holding up a handle with a plastic attached to it filled with water; shaped like a knife and this strange invention’s danger end seems to be in a state where it’s about to burst. Yosano lets out a strangled noise and smirks, Looking behind to meet Gin’s mischevious gaze that’s brimming with evil.
“Boom.” Gin whispers into Yosano’s ear, before the plastic of the knife bursts with a powerful jet of water, drenching Yosano’s face and entirety of her head completely. Gin dodged just in time to evade her own attack, before diving back in the water and completely disappearing from their sights like a stealthy cunning proffesional assasin.
Yosano, still open, is questioning things in her head. Things such as; how?? What?? What was that weapon?? Where?? Is Gin actually a mermaid in cahoots with Poseidon??
Higuchi, taking a chance. Brandishes her water guns and empty magazines fall out and she replaces them with new full ones in mere seconds. In that, she shoots endlessly at Yosano, like a mini-turret. Whilst also letting out a cry of revenge. Lucy grabs Ranpo by his floaties and whirls him around with amazing strength, creating a mini whirlpool. Ranpo’s face turns into a slightly greenish purple colour, and garbled panicked yells escapes from him as his body is used as a weird spinny device to make a small whirlpool of sorts. Then Lucy reaches down into the water. Her eyes open as she searches in the vast blue for a certain long black haired figure, as soon as she spots Gin in the corner of her eye, she immediately pulls Gin by her arm. Eliciting a muffled yelp. Then, Lucy throws Gin into the mini whirlpool. Rendering the ravenette dizzy, overwhelmed and useless. After all, If an assasin’s hide is caught, may aswell count the assasin as dead.
Yosano falls dramatically into the water, A hand on her forehead and the other reaching out for Higuchi, precisely, The top hem of Higuchi’s uniform. As the poor butterfly catches it, and just about to drag Higuchi into the water with her to fall together—Higuchi already expected it. And she dodges by hitting Yosano’s wrist with the muzzle of her gun and backing away from her. Efficiently taking down and escaping the angel of death’s heavenly hellish grasp.
Just as Lucy was about to reach Higuchi, a huge splash came from the side as if a cannon had just been fired from a pirate ship and fell to the seas. The stray water droplets that were plentiful completely engulfs and takes everyone near in a fast-fashioned and stupid way down and wet.
And as Everyone came to a halt and stared at the sudden reckless newcomers of the pool..
Stylishly styled beautiful lucious stylish orange style hair style. A tan. Fit body, beefy even, for such a short stature. Muscles glistening under the brimming sun. Navy trousers hung on his lower half, It’s a bit big, finding actually fitting uniform swim trousers would be a bother, especially if the figure is short. And besides the chihuahua-looking person is a tall lanky mess of black-brown matted hair, almost pitch black eyes but still had life in them unlike a certain someone (In the distance a figure with black hair and frosted tips sneezes) and at and few moles here and there. And the most obvious giveaway on who this guy is.. Is the now wet bandages that clung onto his skin whilst also running away. Geez what a person.
“Just so you know i upgraded my bandages to hydrophobic!” Dazai yells, an odd sense of pride swelling up in him and about to burst.
“Shut up you mummified mackerel! We’re in an imitation of your habitat now!” Chuuya smirks, holding water up in his hands to shove it into Dazai’s stupid looking shit eating grin bearing ugly ugly face.
But unfortunately Dazai is still too tall for Chuuya’s short figure.
“Ehe~! Dontcha know, slugggiiee!? Pools have salt in them! And you’re a slug! No doubt you’ll slowly die of dehydration and your own stupidity while swimming!” The brunette boasts, his voice having an annoying playful lilt to it as oftentimes.
Chuuya groans, or more like growls but he lunges at the taller boy and that causes yet another water fight.
After a painfully awkward long silence, Someone finally speaks up. “...Geez.” Gin’s voice cuts through the awkward air. Pausing for a second too awkward in the midst of the double black’s bickering fighting antics. “gay.”
Suddenly both Chuuya and Dazai whips their head around. Staring into the younger Akutagawa sibling’s grey eyes. Staring so intensely and thorough at the young girl with such a shared dark-looking gaze that caves the dove in like expert bird hunters with mad and frightening precision that could shoot down a bird 3.150 high and far away in the air. Then the double black harbringer of chaos and despair duo parts away from eachother, then bending to the side in such a silly manner it was like a cartoon of moses parting the red sea.
It was then that the girls (+ Ranpo) notices Kunikida behind them, right in the middle of Chuuya and Dazai.
The duo of chaos both points at him and..
“Geez. Gay.” Ranpo mutters.
“Include him!” Both the double black proudly yells. Kunikida stares them down like they’re dead walking talking corpses already, anger almost visible. That’s a weird sight for someone who gets angry at any antics of Dazai and sometimes Chuuya.
“No i will not have a threesome and date you people.” Well. That seals their fates.
Immediately Chuuya and Dazai starts arguing again as usual and keeps on asking Kunikida on why he won’t.
The girls (+ Ranpo) just blinks and stares.
“Hey Gin i just noticed that you look weird in trousers”
“I know Higuchi”
...*cricket sound effect*........
“DIE!!!!!” And everybody starts shooting and throwing and drowning each other again.
Meanwhile..
Atsushi just. Stares. He doesn’t feel like going into the pool anymore. On second thought my feet aren’t burning anymore.
Then as Atsushi turns to the side..
Pale skin, skin so goddamn pale infact Atsushi wonders if he is looking at a Ma Da (A ghost of the waters, usually rivers in Vietnam. It is said that a Ma Da is the spirit of victims of brutal, restless and torturous drowning. Whether by accident or slaughter.). Pitch black choppy hair with frosted tips that reaches the neck. Dark eyebags beneath voidlike lifeless black eyes. An underlash that compliments the dark beauty. And two beauty marks, one placed under the left side of the lip (Mole reading; this person is very blunt, and many will not like them.) and the other under his right eye (Mole reading; this person will experience many difficulties in life, often said as a tear mole). Sharp yet baggy features and those wide eyes.. sad cat. But what’s really taking the cake is the outfit his beautiful Ryuunosuke dons.
A navy sukumizu that hugs Ryuunosuke’s figure nicely, so nice infact that Atsushi could see the slight potrusion of Ryuunosuke’s opposite of well endowed breasts. No he’s not being perverted, He’s just adoring and loving each and every aspect of his beloved. The uniform is like anyone elses, but on Ryuunosuke... It just seems so... cute. Well his lawnmower is going to turn anything and everything he wears cute. Like a great old wise man had said...
“If a hot person wears a fool’s clothes, undoubtedly that person will turn the costume, too, hot.”
But Ryuunosuke’s floatie seems tall, tall enough to cover the area of his thighs near his hips. Ah, at least he got something to cover his scars that Ryuunosuke feels so conflicted about. He can’t actually get Ryuunosuke to stop—if he do that he’d be just another hypocrite. He himelf struggles with the same things Ryuunosuke struggles with. After all, Yin and Yang are so different yet oh so similar. It’d be no surprise if both sides of the same coin suffer with the same thing.
But it seems Ryuunosuke noticed his unnecessary staring gazing
“Hey. Are you growing up to be a pervert now.” Ryuunosuke says, a hint of sarcasm in his ever so monotone voice. Turning around to fully meet Atsushi’s purple and yellow segmented eyes, such emotion, life, and color like the sunset twilight meeting inky black swirls of a dead midnight at sea. So beautiful, He truly is the epitome of beauty. I was blessed with sight by god to be able to see this beautiful angel. It’s like falling inlove all over again, i’d trade me and Dazai’s entrails to see this angel a bit longer if i had to. God he’s hot.
“Rather rude of you to ignore me, My Jinko.”
“Fuck. Woof.”
Ryuunosuke barks out a small giggle, Atsushi is so glad he’s the only one who gets to hear this. Like an angel’s singing. Oh god he may aswell just become Ryuunosuke’s clingy needy emo tiger. Damn it. Love really is such a bizzare thing.
“Jinko. It’s hot.”
“Hot huh? That’s not often that such a word comes from you. You’re usually shivering in average weather.”
“Shuddup.” Ryuunosuke giggles once more, Hitting Atsushi on the side of his upper arms. “Let’s just get into the water already.”
“Alright princess!” Atsushi yells out, somehow picking Akutagawa up, whom, let’s out a yelp, as Atsushi dives into the deep waters seemingly without a care. But right now he’s being extra careful to not let Akutagawa get hurt. They went by unnoticed because everyone else is too busy having world war seven elsewhere in the pool.
That day, The noon went by fast. With laughter, lectures, extreme stunts, crazy theories, hidden love and Lucy’s pathetic attempts at courting Gin.
...
“I know what’s going on you know!!! I see SSKK/Atsuaku!!” Ranpo shouts.
“Ranpo! Shut your mouth you fool!” Akutagawa rudely erases Ranpo’s mouth with a comic logic based eraser.