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Contact Name: Oikawa Tooru
Contact Number: 09XXXXXXXXX
Wednesday, 1:28 AM
[1:28] Me:iwa-chan!!!!
[1:30] Bug Boy: some people are trying to sleep here
[1:30] Me: but im booooored
[1:30] Me: entertain me
[1:31] Me: iwa-chaaaaaaaaan
[1:31] Me: iwaizumi
[1:32] Me: hajime
[1:32] Me: iwaizumi hajime
[1:32] Me: iwaaaaaaaaaa
[1:33] Me: dont ignore me
[1:33] Me: iwa-chaaaaaaaaan
[1:34] Me: stop ignoring me
[1:34] Me: hey
[1:35] Me: iwa-chan!!!!
[1:38] Bug Boy: go to sleep, shittykawa
[1:38] Me: mean, iwa-chan!!!
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Wednesday, 1:46 AM
[1:46] Unknown Number: hey
[1:46] Unknown Number: so,,,uh…
[1:47] Unknown Number: i know it’s late, but…
[1:48] Unknown Number: i have something to tell you
[1:52] Unknown Number: you awake?
[2:00] Unknown Number: oh wait, you probably aren’t
[2:02] Unknown Number: what reasonable person is still awake at this time, right?
[2:03] Me: apparently not u
[2:03] Unknown Number: …oh, so you’re still awake
[2:03] Unknown Number: did i wake you up
[2:04] Unknown Number: sorry
[2:04] Me: what do u want
[2:05] Unknown Number: you see, uh…
[2:05] Unknown Number: ….
[2:10] Me: get to the point already
[2:11] Unknown Number: sorry, sorry
[2:13] Unknown Number: uh i think i like you?
[2:15] Me: of course u do
[2:15] Me: everyone does
[2:19] Unknown Number: i didn’t mean it that way
[2:19] Unknown Number: i mean like like
[2:21] Me: what
[2:21] Me: do u even know me
[2:24] Unknown Number: what
[2:24] Unknown Number: of course i do
[2:24] Me: no u dont
[2:25] Me: i dont think so
[2:25] Unknown Number: daichi we’ve been friends since middle school
[2:25] Unknown Number: of course i know you
[2:26] Me: thats great, except im not daichi
[2:33] Unknown Number: wait
[2:33] Unknown Number: what
[2:34] Unknown Number: OH GOD NO
[2:34] Unknown Number: PLEASE FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED]
[2:35] Me: what if i dont want to
[2:36] Unknown Number: please no
[2:36] Me: jokes on u
[2:37] Me: were dating now
[2:37] Me: too bad for that daichi person
[2:48] Me: hey
[2:48] Me: u still there
[2:50] Me: ….
[2:52] Me: did i break u?
[2:54] Me: please no
[2:54] Me: i dont want to break my new bf like this
[3:07] Me: wait
[3:07] Me: you are a boy
[3:07] Me: right?
[4:00] Unknown Number: i can’t believe you just assumed my gender
[4:30] Unknown Number: but yes, I’m a boy
[4:31] Me: thank god
[4:31] Me: otherwise that wouldve been awkward
[4:31] Me: and just so u know
[4:32] Me: im a boy too
[4:32] Unknown Number: great
[4:33] Unknown Number: now go to sleep
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Wednesday, 10:32 AM
[10:32] Me: now that i think about it…
[10:32] Me: i never caught your name
[10:32] Me: i cant not know my bfs name, right?
[11:00] Unknown Number: i'm not your boyfriend
[11:04] Me: the confession above says otherwise
[11:05] Unknown Number: please forget about it
[11:05] Me: what if i dont want to
[11:06] Unknown Number: you don’t even know me
[11:06] Me: i will soon
[11:06] Unknown Number: how
[11:07] Me: i have connections
[11:07] Me: (◕‿◕✿)
[11:09] Unknown Number: please just forget about everything that’s happened
[11:10] Me: no
[11:10] Me: im setting ur name as babe
[11:10] Me: u cant stop me
[11:11] Me: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
[11:11] BABE: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
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Wednesday, 1:22 PM
[1:22] Me: hey
[1:22] Me: babe
[1:23] Me: answer me
[2:32] Me: babe?
[2:32] Me: hey
[2:33] Me: yahooo~
[2:33] Me: anyone home
[2:33] Me: hey
[2:33] Me: dont ignore me
[4:00] BABE: i was at class, you fuckwit
[4:08] Me: u wound me
[4:10] BABE: what do you even want
[4:11] Me: u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[4:11] BABE: shut
[4:11] Me: anyway
[4:12] Me: i was just curious
[4:12] Me: does this daichi dude
[4:12] Me: possibly have
[4:13] Me: the family name
[4:14] Me: Sawamura?
[4:32] Me: bingo!
[4:32] Me: im right
[4:32] Me: arent i
[5:01] Me: hellooooo
[5:01] Me: dont ignore me
[5:01] Me: baaaaabeee
[5:02] Me: answer me
[5:32] Me: were u kidnapped
[5:32] Me: did i break u
[5:33] Me: did my astounding brilliance shock u
[6:24] Me: yahoooooo
[6:24] Me: stop ignoring me
[7:00] Me: babe?
[7:00] Me: honey?
[7:00] Me: dear?
[7:00] Me: sweetie?
[7:28] Me: candied cardiovascular pump?
[7:54] Me: helloooo?
[8:09] Me: answer me
[8:31] Me: stop ignoring me
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Wednesday, 10:13 PM
[10:13] Me: im breaking up w u
[10:31] BABE: oh thank god
[10:36] Me: just kidding!
[10:38] BABE: damn it
[10:38] Me: rude!!!
[10:43] Me: anyway
[10:43] Me: u still havent answered me
[10:43] Me: was it sawamura daichi
[10:46] BABE: sawamura who?
[10:46] BABE: i don’t know any sawamura
[10:47] Me: i can smell ur lies
[10:47] BABE: no you can’t
[10:47] BABE: how is that even possible
[10:48] Me: i just can (˚▽˚)
[10:48] BABE: leave me alone
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Wednesday, 11:34 PM
[11:34] Me: i just realized smth
[11:34] Me: u didnt deny it
[11:35] BABE: s h u t
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Thursday, 1:32 AM
[1:32] Me: so…
[1:33] Me: sawamura, huh
[1:33] Me: i can see why tho
[1:33] Me: his thighs are to die for
[2:21] BABE: s h u t