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1:02pm
Derek:
Don’t be crazy
1:03pm
JL:
omg u tink im crazy
1:05pm
Derek:
just don’t scare him off. its only a 1st date so be nice and smile and DON’T STALK HIM
1:10pm
JL:
but wat if he doesn’t no who I am?
1:11pm
Derek:
it’s a blind date he’ll figure it out.
1:11pm
JL:
and if he doesn’t like me?
1:13pm
Derek:
then u leave & I kick his ass
1:15pm
JL:
ur so nice 2 me. It was so much easier wit u nd stiles. I just followed u round wat if he tinks dats weird?
1:17pm
Derek:
DON’T TELL HIM THAT!
1:20pm
JL:
then wat do I tell him?
1:22pm
Derek:
talk about him, wat he likes, last movie u saw stuff like that
1:25pm
JL:
but da last film I saw was batman wit stiles
1:27pm
Derek:
don’t tell him u saw it tru da window DATS CREEPY. Tell him u like batman and girly stuff nd play piano r collect stuff – NOT STILES STUFF! Regular stuff like dolls, do u collect dolls?
1:31pm
JL:
I collect stuffed wolves
1:34pm
Derek:
k u cant tell him dat either. Talk about ur family nd wat books u like.
1:36pm
JL:
hes late wat if hes not cuming?
1:36pm
Derek:
hell be there, if not call me nd ill cum get u.
1:38pm
JL:
I tink dis is him
1:40pm
Derek:
remember NO STILES NO WOLVES NO STALKING NO CREEPY STUFF. good luck!
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2:10pm
JL:
he called me a freak nd left
2:11pm
Derek:
wat hapnd?
2:13pm
JL:
I followed ur rules but he was mean nd angry nd not pretty like stiles r nice like u
2:15pm
Derek:
k im cumin 2 get u wait there
2:16pm
JL:
y doesn’t any1 want me? Am I a bad person?
2:18pm
Stiles:
Ders driving. He was a douche J ur betr off witout him!
2:19pm
Stalker:
wat did I do rong?
2:21pm
Stiles:
wat did he say?
2:23pm
Stalker:
told me I talk 2 much nd not pretty nd stupid blind date nd cald me ugly nd im gonna bug his bedroom nd upload video of him jacking of!
2:27pm
Stiles:
ok calm down there well be 5mins dnt do anyting! Der wants 2 deal wit da jackass
2:29pm
Stiles:
der says ur pretty nd hes stupid nd ders gonna scare da shit outta him
2:32pm
Stalker:
dats really sweet guys
2:34pm
Stiles:
lukin 4 parkin wat was his name?
2:34pm
Stalker:
sumtin grennburg Tanya set it up did it on purpus vicious bitch im gonna get her at school put nakd pics all ovr boys lockr rm
2:35pm
Stiles:
pls let der deal wit dis hes furious nd needs an outlet, itl make us both feel betr nd den my douche dad wnt hav 2 arrest u
2:36pm
Stalker:
fine but im still pissd nd Isaac betr b nice 2 me r il fil his bed wit sand
2:37pm
Derek:
leave Isaac alone nd get ovr here stiles is getin ice cream nd u need a hug