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It’s a late afternoon, a warm glow fills the kitchen the two are in. Golden hour wraps each of them in shades of orange, making the scene luminous. Fluixon mixes a blueberry cream, to put into the freshly baked macaron shells. Saparata removes them from the baking sheet, trying to match the sizes the best he can.
“Ok, the cream is ready.”
“Yippee.” They peacefully fill the macarons, eating some while doing so. Laughter and sweet smells fill the kitchen, it’s an endearing scene.
Then suddenly, they hear a strange noise from outside their apartment and behind them two jaguars crash through their window. Glass shards scatter through their living room and start projectile pissing all over their couches and carpet. And just as fast as they came, they disappeared through the same window.
“What was that??” Fluixon stares at the living room, struggling to process what just happened. Saparata is left speechless wondering where the jaguars even came from.
“It’s fine, at least the macarons are fine.”
“True. Go clean up the living room.”
“Fine, can you go getthe mop?”
“Sure-” As Fluixon steps out of the kitchen and onto the carpet, he slips on the dampened carpet and immediately eats shit. He lays on the floor, head spinning.
Saparata comes over and starts squeezing the blueberry filling into his mouth. He giggles to himself, forgetting that their living room is covered in jaguar piss. Then shoves the piping up his nose and fills it with the heavenly mixture.
By the time Fluixon wakes up, the macarons are finished, the living room is piss free, and everything is back to normal.
“Did you have a good nap, Flux? Have some macarons!”
“Thanks.”
i don’t like writing, so i made fanart instead
