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[You have one (1) new notification] ~ The RFA Route

Summary:

It was a normal day of idle chatting when V dropped the bomb; he had selected a new RFA member.

Notes:

this is very very silly
i've been replaying the game recently and i just want a route where we can be nice to everyone and end up with everyone.... in the same route. but warning here- i don’t remember much about zen's and yoosung's routes so they might not be super accurate admittedly but i will do my best. i'm not sure yet how much i will or won’t include saeran and rika tbh- i don’t rly have an outline hsdghjfgjkdf

i also might change the title of this fic later when i get a better idea

anyway uh. enjoy <3

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Chapter Text

Jumin has entered the chatroom.
Yoosung has entered the chatroom.

Yoosung: LOLOL servers are down T-T 
Yoosung: ...something about maintance.... who needs that T_T
Jumin: That is not how you spell maintenance. 
Jumin: I assume the server maintenance is needed to keep the game running. I do not understand why you would be frustrated about that.
Yoosung: UGH
Yoosung: becuz i wanna play T_T
Jumin: Are you crying?
Yoosung: ...what does it look like???? I NEED LOLOL

Zen has entered the chatroom.

Zen: I'm on break right now
Zen: [Selfie of him in a pirate costume] 
Zen: I just saw the trust fund kid is here too...
Jumin: Hello
Jumin: [Picture of Elizabeth 3rd playing with a cat toy]
Zen: What the hell...
Jumin: I thought we were exchanging pictures? Is that not accurate?
Zen: I already feel the need to sneeze... get that fur ball off my screen...
Jumin: Her name is Elizabeth 3rd. She is NOT a fur ball.
Yoosung: why does no one care about MY tragedy ;-;

707 has entered the chatroom.

707: OMG ELLY
707: we have been blessed 
Jumin: That is not her name.
Jumin: I should never have shared this picture.
Zen: OMG
Zen: We actually agree for once...
707: lololol
707: didn’t know that was possible
Jumin: Why would it not be? 
707: ...
707: somewhere in the world 
707: there's a dictionary
707: with a picture of you next to the word 
707: "literal"
Jumin: I'm asking a serious question. We are both in the RFA, are we not? 
Jumin: Considering that, some common ground should be expected. 
Jumin: I, for one, am glad that Zen agreed with me
Jumin: Luciel never should’ve seen that photo
Zen: ...
Yoosung: GUYS AHH
Jumin: Yes?
Yoosung: I'M STILL HERE TOO
Jumin: I'm well aware.
Jumin: I can see your name at the top of the chat
Yoosung: [Photo of his computer screen showing LOLOL isn't loading]
Yoosung: im gonna dieeeee T_T
Jumin: Do we need to call paramedics?
707: yes
Yoosung: NO
Zen: ...
Zen: My break is over... 
Zen: I wasted it on a cat picture...

Zen has left the chatroom.

707: he ran away fast
Jumin: Some people actually have schedules at their jobs.
707: my job stresses me too :<
Jumin: Yes, but you seem more flexible when you work and when you don’t. Is that not accurate?
707: ...

Jaehee has entered the chatroom.

Jaehee: Oh...
Jaehee: I just missed Zen
Jaehee: [sad sticker]
707: how long has it been since your last cat project, mr rich guy?
Jumin: Oh
Jumin: Mhhh...
Jaehee: [angry sticker]
Jaehee: Luciel.
707: what? 
707: [Picture of him cosplaying an angel]
707: GOD 707 defender of justice is right here :D
Jaehee: I need a vacation.
Jumin: That's genius. 
Jumin: Assistant Kang, we should fund a holiday resort for cats.

Jaehee has left the chatroom.

Jumin: I'm glad she's so efficient. It's not easy finding good employees.
Yoosung: Huh
Yoosung: what 
Jumin: She left to get started immediately, obviously
Yoosung: riiiiight. yes. of course
707: [smug sticker]
Yoosung: ...anyway
Yoosung: i miss my game
Yoosung: [crying sticker]
707: lolol
707: we noticed...
Yoosung: lolol...........????!!!
Yoosung: DON’T REMIND ME OF ITTTT
707: should i hack the game's servers?
707: [smug sticker]
Jumin: That would probably lengthen the maintenance time.

V has entered the chatroom.

V: Everyone, I have important news to share. 
V: It's very crucial that everyone read this carefully and take it seriously.
Yoosung: what? you?? this day can’t get any worse.
V: I apologize for the spontaneity
V: and the lack of warning.
V: I have decided we should hold the parties again.
Jumin: ...all on your own?
V: Yes, I apologize for taking this upon myself
Yoosung: you should be
Yoosung: it's too soon-
Yoosung: no one could replace
707: well...
707: V, u are the leader-
Jumin: That he is.
Jumin: But who will tale care of...
Jumin: Rika's responsibilities?
Yoosung: no one could do it like her
V: I believe I've found someone perfectly capable.
707: who???
V: I will call you.
V: I'll provide you the details to give her access to the messenger. 
V: And I will give her the code to Rika's apartment.
707: this is sudden...
V: I know.

V has left the chatroom.

707: i guess
707: i should go wait for his call???

707 has left the chatroom.

Yoosung: WHAT is he thinking?!
Yoosung: he can’t just replace her like this-
Yoosung: [angry sticker]
Jumin: I wish I knew.

Jumin has left the chatroom.

Yoosung: ...

Yoosung has left the chatroom.

Notes:

hiii. thank u for reading and lmk in the comments what u thought <3