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Kris chuckles. "Okay, I've got a good one." They giggle a little more, look at their friends and then decide to continue. "Would you rather…” They pause. “Fuck a goat and have nobody know, or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did."
The rest of the group is silent and in shock from the question... Until Susie responds, "Uhhh, probably fuck the goat."
Noelle laughs and stares at her. "WHAT?"
"I never said I'd enjoy it," Susie defends, laughing as well.
"Well. She has a point," Berdly adds. "I'd also fuck the goat because I can't have people thinking I'd do that!"
Kris holds back laughter. "You can’t have people thinking you’d do that? You WOULD do that though!"
"OKAY, SURE, I WOULD RATHER CHOOSE TO DO IT BUT I CAN'T HAVE THE PEOPLE THINKING THAT," Berdly argues.
Susie and Noelle both burst out laughing at that.
"W-WHAT, IS THAT WRONG," Berdly asks, looking at his friends. "CAN I NOT WORRY ABOUT MY PUBLIC IMAGE NOW?"
Kris giggles. "Dude, you’re so stupi—"
Berdly gasps. "NO, I AM NOT! THAT'S A VERY BOLD THING TO SAY, NOTING THE FACT THAT YOU'RE ONLY THE THIRD SMARTEST IN CLASS!"
Susie stops laughing, but she stays grinning widely. "OKAY. Guys," She begins. "Let's go back to fucking goats!"
Noelle continues laughing, starting to wheeze. Kris laughs with her, mostly just laughing at her laugh.
Susie notices Noelle wheezing and turns her head to look at her. "Woah, pftt, dude are you good?"
Noelle nods and eventually calms down. She takes a moment to catch her breath. "Oh... my god.." She wipes the few tears that came out of her eyes. Everyone is calm now.
"Back to fucking goats," Kris starts, which gets another small giggle out of Noelle. "So you two would fuck a goat and have no one know," They point at Berdly and Susie. "Me personally, I... Wouldn't. Because... Yeah."
"Because yeah??" Berdly squints at Kris. "Hm. But why do you want people thinking you fucked a goat?"
Susie laughs and squints at Kris as well. "Hm... Yeah... Why..."
"Hey, No," Kris began, "I don't want people to think that! I'd just rather have people think it than me actually doing it!"
Berdly raises his eyebrows. "You don't care about how people think of you? At all?"
"Well not a lot of people even know me," Kris says. "Do you know how little the amount of people there are in hometown is?"
"Well you didn't say just in hometown, you said everyone," Susie adds.
"Yeah, but I'm not planning on leaving hometown really at all, so basically it would just be in hometown."
"Well it would also be people online too," Noelle adds. "So not just hometown."
"Well-" Kris gets interrupted.
"Wait. Wouldn’t Kris fucking a goat be like really really weird? Their family members are goat monsters, right?"
Kris holds back a laugh and replies, "They're not goats, they're Boss Monsters."
"Psshh, same thing," Susie says as she rolls her eyes, grinning.
"No it's not," Kris and Berdly both say at the same time.
"JINX! You owe me a kiss," Kris exclaims before realizing what they had said.
Everyone's eyes widen. "H-Huh," Berdly says, starting to blush.
"I didn't know you two were... like that," Susie adds, laughing.
"NO!!" Kris tries to defend themself, blushing crazily. "I MEANT A HERSHEY'S KISS!! Y'KNOW! THE CHOCOLATE THINGIES! AAGHH!!"
The rest of the gang spends a few seconds just laughing at Kris. "You guys can't be serious," Kris mumbles, covering their face in embarrassment. "You guys know that my mom bought a lot of those for some reason, so—"
Susie exhales and calms down. "OKAY! FUCKING GOATS!! Man, I love fucking goats!!"
Everyone just bursts out laughing again because what was that.
"Fuck," Susie panics, trying to explain herself. "I mean. I fucking love goats! Dammit, I said that wrong."
Kris grins and replies, "Since when did you like goats? I swear you just used that as an excuse to say that you love fucking goats."
Berdly and Noelle both continue laughing some more because of that. Susie sits up straighter and replies, "What! No I didn't! That was a genuine slip up!! I like goats, isn't Ralsei a goat?"
"Boss Monster," Kris responds.
"Who's Ralsei," Noelle and Berdly ask, still slightly laughing.
"Y’know what, forget it," Susie responds, laughing a bit. "Let's get back on track. Noelle is the only one that hasn't answered yet." Everyone turns to Noelle.
"Oh! Yes! Uhm," She thinks for a moment. "It's a really hard question, but uhm. I'd not... fuck the goat. I don't care if people think bad of me, actually doing a goat is just too gross."
"Valid, valid," Susie replies.
Kris laughs. "What, so my answer wasn't as valid as hers? We had the same opinion, why didn't you tell me valid!?"
"Well to be fair," Berdly begins. "You didn't provide reasoning. The reasoning is what made Noelle's response valid! You just said, 'I wouldn't because yeah'! 'Yeah' isn't reasoning!"
"But my reason is the same as Noelle's-"
"Nope but you didn’t say that though," Susie interrupts, laughing. "So you didn’t deserve a valid!!!"
Kris rolls their eyes jokingly and crosses their arms. "Whateverrr..."
Suddenly, there is a knock at Kris's bedroom door. The room is silent for a second before Toriel opens the door a little and peeks into the room. "I just wanted to let you kids know that's it's really late and you four should probably get going to bed soon! You know what they say, fun times always come to an end, haha!"
Kris gives a thumbs up and a nod. "'Kay." Toriel closes the door and goes back to her room.
Berdly checks his watch. His eyes widen. "W-Woah!! It's 4:47 AM! I've never stayed up this late." He hurriedly rushes into his sleeping bag and puts his glasses down on the ground next to him. “Goodnight, gang!” He lies his head on the pillow and closes his eyes.
The rest of the gang talk and laugh a bit before deciding to go to bed.
Bored in their sleeping bag, Kris stares at the ceiling of their dark room. They don’t feel tired enough to sleep at all. An idea pops into their head that makes them smile a bit. They roll onto their side and tap Berdly on the shoulder. "Hey," they whisper.
Berdly wipes his eyes with his left wing. "Hm," he whispers back, turning over to face Kris.
Kris grins. "You still owe me that kiss.”