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I'm so nervous! Y/N thinks to herself, standing outside of the restaurant's entrance. She has a date with some guy named “Ron from accounting”, and she really hopes this is the guy she’ll spend the rest of her life with. Her ex-boyfriend, Ratthew, was a piece of pig boloney and she hated him with every fiber of her being (She still does, actually). She wishes she had pulled a domain expansion on his ass and slimed him. Oh well, can’t change the past.
“Are you Y/N?” Someone asks from behind her. Y/N turns around and locks eyes with the most handsome, awesome, beautiful, gorgeous man she had ever seen. He was like, four foot one, but she was able to look past the height difference because he was just. so. mesmerizing.
“A-ah! Yes, that’s me.” Y/N stutters, blushing furiously. “You must be… Ron from accounting?”
“Yep! That’s me, Ron from accounting. It’s wonderful to meet you, Y/N.” He bows, holding out a hand for her. She has to bend down to grab it, but is enchanted nonetheless.
The couple make their way inside, completely lost in each other’s eyes. Ron from accounting throws three thousand dollars at the receptionist, who pretends not to see them. He leads Y/N to a room in the back, but she’s so busy staring into his soul that she doesn’t even bother looking up.
“R-Ron from accounting, you’re so…. amazing.” Y/N is still blushing furiously. She clasps a hand over her mouth to try to keep down a squeal. How did she score this guy??? Seriously?
“Oh yes, I know, do not worry.” He kisses her knuckles, one by one. Y/N feels like she might faint. “How do you like the name, Y/N from accounting?”
Y/N cannot contain her giggles. “Y/N from accounting? A-are you…” She’s speechless as Ron from accounting gets down on one knee. He pulls out a ring, made of the most precious gems she’s ever seen.
“Y/N LastName…. will you marry me? Be mine forever? Please?” He asks shyly.
“Y-yes!!!!” Y/N squeals and kisses him. They make out for like three hours before that same receptionist opens the door to tell them to leave. Ron from accounting throws sixty-seven thousand dollars at her before she slams the door.
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Three years go by, and Ron from accounting and Y/N from accounting get married, and have three kids named Noah from accounting, Liam from accounting, and Ashleigh from accounting.
One random day, after Y/N put the kids to sleep, she sees something on the news. “Ratthew dead , poisoned with rat poison!”
Y/N turns to Ron from accounting, and nearly bursts out in giggles. “Ron from accounting, you didn’t!!!”
Ron from accounting “Hmphs” as nonchalantly as possible, before being smothered in kisses from his wife.
“Oh Ron from accounting!!! I love you so much!!!” She exclaims.
They all live happily ever after (except Ratthew) , the end