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The Mediterranean or the Bahamas?

Summary:

the whole F1 grid is on summer vacation and they decide to make a group chat about it and go on grid bonding trips

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Chaos incarnate

Chapter Text

Trip Chat??

July 20th 1:00 pm 

George 

ok so our summer "vacation" officially starts after Hungary I was thinking if everyone didn't have plans already we could maybe do a grid trip????

Lando

OMG YES

Lando 

we should do something fun likeeeee on a yacht in the middle of the sea. if you survive amazing if you get thrown overboard nice knowing you

Oscar 

to George yes we should, to landos idea NOOOOOO I don't want to get stranded in the mediterranean or Bahamas or wherever we choose 

Lando 

you wouldn't get stranded id save you😊

Lewis 

also to George yes, to lando did you take your adhd meds? Cause ... you need too 

Lando 

rude 🙁

Lando 

and yes I did thank you very much

Lewis 

good 

Charles 

also to George yessssssssss that would be so much fun 

Charles 

max also says yes 

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel)

and how would you know what max says?

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel)

he can't text it himself?

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

im sensing some lestappen hapeninggggggggggggggg

Lando 

omg you guys its happening

Lando 

is this a lestappen confirmation???

Max 

no lando its not

Max

we were playing video games and I was trying not to lose

Lando 

awwwww booooooooooooooooooooooo

Max 

why are you booing? to me trying not to lose?

lando 

no im booing to the unconfirmaton @Daniel knows my pain 

George 

guys I think your getting a little off topic

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

@lando I do know your pain 😔

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel)

we can cry together on a yacht in the mediterranean 

George 

ok now that we've gotten your little unconfirmations can everyone except for who's already confirmed, confirm that their going?

George

cause I need to know how big of a yacht we need 

Pierre 

I can confirm I will be there and so will Yuki 

Isack

I will also be there 

Franco

me too

Estiebestie

me three

Ollie

me and kimi will also be there!!

Nico H

I will be there as well 

Smooth operatorrrrr (Carlos)

I will bring the alcohol 

Alex 

I will be there too, I will not be bringing alcohol @Carlos im pretty sure that's illegal 

Gabi

I will be there too

Smooth operatorrrrr (Carlos)

I do not care, the law does not apply to me

Money talks (lance) 

we can use my yacht if you guys want 

Fernando 

I will also bring alcohol 

George 

@lance that would be amazing and save me so much hassle I don't know anyone who has a big enough yacht to fit us all 

George 

it is big enough to fit us all right?

Money talks (lance)

lmao 😂 yes its a super yacht I got it for my 25th birthday

lando

🤣 I cantttttttttt u really aksed a multimilonare if he had a big enough boat?

George 

What?? you never know it might have been a tiny yacht like yours lando 

Lando 

rude my yachts not tiny she's comfortbale and at least I have a yacht unlike you 

Charles 

lando my bro you really gotta turn your auto correct on

max 

no really cause what is a multimilonare?? and comfortbale????🤣

Smooth operatorrrrr (Carlos) 

ay Dios mío you really do , I swear my five year old niece spells better than you 

Oscar

lmao

Oscar

you guys stop jut cause its true dos not mean we hav to take it out on lands spelling im sr he's trying as hard as he can

Ollie

lando is that you????

Kimi 

Oscar type help if lando stole your phone

George

now where did you two pop up from??? 

George 

and why did ollie confirm your going instead of you kimi??

Oscar 

no 

Lando

the little shit stole my phone so I stole his back

Oscar 

you were agreeing with themmmmmmmmm

Lando 

over your bad spelling???

Lando 

Of course I was its true

Kimi

I was busy 

George 

with what??

Max 

yeah with what?

Kimi

nothing you two are nosy geez

Max 

damn right were nosy 

Kimi 

well stop it 

Kimi 

you don't need to be nosy I wasn't doing anything 

Ollie

right I just texted for him because he was in the shower 

George 

so if he was in the shower how did you communicate?? 

Max 

you better have been yelling from outside the door 

George 

and if he was in the shower why were you two together in the first place??

Oscar 

damn stop hunting ths poor kids down 

Oscar 

let themlive a little bit 

Lando 

shut up lando, let them be

Ollie 

I was ummmmm totally outside the door

Kimi 

leave ollie alone

Kimi

what we do is none of your business 

Max 

mhmmm sure u two better not be alone together right now 

George 

exactly 

Charles

@Alex omg are they agreeing on something???

Alex 

yes, we need to be quiet and encourage kiwis badness so they keep getting along 

Max 

you guys know this is the group chat right?? we can see everything you said 

 

Charles deleted a message 

Alex deleted a message 

 

Charles - Alex 

July 20th 1:20 pm 

Charles 

oops 

 

Alex 

we deleted it, trust they'll never know it was us 

Alex 

you think they will keep teaming up against ollie?

Charles 

definitely, they take the adopted parenthood thing seriously 

Alex 

this is true, its just funny to see them both ganging up together

when usually their against each other 

Charles 

I know what you mean, I don't want it to end lol 

 

Trip Chat 

July 20th 1:23 pm

Isack

soooooo are we just gonna ignore how kimi and ollie got ganged up on by max and George??

Isack

and how lando stole oscars phone to impersonate him so Oscar stole landos?

Estiebestie 

forget that are we just gonna ignore how Max and George were agreeing on something???

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

you guys don't understand how long its taken them to actually agree with the other and its over their sons honor of all things 

Lewis

@Daniel we have to mark this down in our calendars, and make it a national holiday 

Charles 

lmao 🤣

Max 

you guys do too much

George

right we've agreed on stuff in the past its not like that was the first time

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

r u guys serious??

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

we need to know the other things you guys have agreed on 

Kimi 

@Daniel my honor is fully intact thank you their just overbearing 

Lando 

now why are you lying @kimi

Kimi 

about what?

Kimi 

my honor is fully intact just ask anyone 

Lando 

oh ok ill just go pop over to haas and ask ollie

Kimi 

don't you dare

Lando 

EXACTLy

George 

excuse me???

Max

I knew that boy was no good

Max 

@George u free?? I have the urge to go have a chat with someone I think you should join me 

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

oh shit

Smooth operatorrrrr (Carlos)

double shit

Lewis

you guys their young, let them have fun don't ruin this for them 

Max

like how he's ruining my son?

Lewis

you don't know that for sure...

Kimi 

leave ollie aloneeeeeeeee

Kimi 

im 19 whole years old I can make my own life decisions and not need you guys to "defend" my honor

Kimi

plus if you guys went and fought or had a "chat" with everyone I've messed around with you'd be all over Europe and the maybe the americas 

Kimi

oh and canada 

Lando 

Jesus Christ he's worse than I was

Smooth operatorrrrr (Carlos)

no one was as bad as you were lando

Lando 

well thanks mate

Oscar

its true, do you remember the Amsterdam incident?

Lando

 😳 I've tried not to 

Lando 

I was so innocent 

George 

ignore that wdym across Europe and 2 other countries??

Max 

omg were terrible parents 

George

how'd he even get away with all that?

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

chill you guys im sure he's just messing with you 

Sweat baby kikiki (Daniel) 

right @kimi?

Kimi 

of course

Kimi

I was joking 

Kimi 

ive never done anything with anyone including ollie

Ollie 

wow so what, has the last year meant nothing to you? 

Kimi

ollie no- I just meant that like... we haven't done anything 

Liam 

my bro kimi im telling you just stop talking its making everything worse

Kimi 

but im not trying too, ollie you understand right? 

Ollie 

totally its fine your right we definitely didnt do anything 

Ollie 

it must have definitely been all in my head

Kimi 

no no no that's not what I meant 

Kimi 

ollie 

Kimi 

ollie?? 

Charles

@max @George you guys messed up 

Charles 

fix it 

Alex 

no really cause that wasn't chill 

Max - George

July 20th 1:30 pm 

Max 

I think we messed up 

George 

I think so too 

George 

should we apologize or... 

Max 

I don't know 

Max 

we've never pushed so bad that it actually affected their relationship 

George 

I think we should apologize 

George 

in person I feel like it won't mean as much through text 

Max 

ok I agree 

 

Kimi - Ollie 

July 20th 1:31 pm

Ollie 

you think they believed it?

Kimi 

I think they did, I mean Charles and Alex got involved 

Kimi 

your "it must have definitely been in my head" really sold it 

Ollie 

im glad they believed it 

Ollie 

the mercedes prank wars must go on 

Ollie 

just don't forget to be kind of angsty when you do all your meetings 

Kimi 

of course I have to really sell the heartbreak 

Ollie 

right 

Kimi

and If max or George comes up to you to talk or apologize or something you just have to pretend to be mad at them or something 

Ollie 

I know easy peasy

Kimi 

we got this 

 

 

Notes:

sooooo I realized halfway through writing this that I forgot a team *cough *cough Cadillac so that's a my bad and I also realized that a majority of story so far is just the same eight people over and over again so that's a my bad twice over