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Summary:

All Star Weekend 2022 has been cancelled and all across social media, people are expressing their thoughts. This includes Ilya Hollander-Rozanov himself, who has posted something very enlightening indeed on Instagram.

Or, the internet finds out about the Hollanov timeline.

Notes:

Please note, to make this fic work narratively without fuss you can either imagine the posts are coming from two social media platforms (one like Twitter, one like Instagram) or that this is a Better World where there is simply one social media platform that can sort of operate like both. I leave it to the discretion of your imagination.

Also, yes, I’m addicted to writing social media fics now. Fuck my life.

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> cooper 🏒 @edgetoedgecooper • 29 January 2022

the cancellation of All Star weekend was announced back in DECEMBER people. why are we all so up in arms about it today. we KNEW it wasn’t happening this year

Lainey Caron @delaineyc96

Knowing and experiencing are two different things. Did I know I would be deprived of ASW ‘22 this weekend? Yes. Does it hurt more now that the weekend is actually here and my days are empty? Also yes.

 



Polar Explorer 59 @pexbeau59 • 29 January 2022

Hockey fans can be as depressed as they like about ASW being cancelled this year but I bet the players are secretly happy for the weekend off.

madeline <3 @maddzybasic

they may hate you for speaking the truth but they know youre right



Adam Bedard-Smith @adambs357949

Thought by now everyone was aware of this. Plenty of players hate the mid-season interruption for ASW. They go because they have to not because they love showing up every year.

 



Rob @rdioncharts • 29 January 2022

I’ll say it: All Star Weekend is stupid gimmicky nonsense that should be cancelled forever. It’s pointless and nobody genuinely likes it.

It’s Cal @77callum77

“Nobody genuinely likes it”??? ASW?? An event that literally sells out most years??

➤➤ saw-yuh @sawyer_9_lives

fuck all star weekend all my homies hate all star weekend

 



Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 • 29 January 2022

Song: wgft – Gunna ft. Burna Boy • Location: Ottawa, Canada

[Carousel of 8 Images: The eight images are from All Star Weekends over the years, beginning with All Star Weekend 2011. The 2011 ASW photo is taken from the media conference where Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander sit side by side answering questions as rookies and first-time ASW participants. The photos continue on through eight other ASW years and each and every photo is of Ilya and Shane, sometimes in moments where it is just the two of them photographed together, and sometimes where the photo has been cropped from a larger group to just show the two of them. There are no photos for 2014 when ASW was cancelled to allow time for players to attend the Olympics, nor are there photos from the year Shane was out with injury or the year Ilya was out to attend Duncan Harvey’s funeral. The photos are chronological and so begin with the 2011 photo and end with a photo of Ilya and Shane side by side after the fastest skater competition at ASW 2021. The iconic helmet-kiss moment is included as the photo for ASW 2017.]

Have always enjoyed ASW.

sloane’s thoughts @sloane-pewter

well now see here Rozanov likes asw so the haters can choke

➤➤ Charlie @549charlie

That’s what you get from this? What I get from this is just that Rozanov likes Hollander. Not exactly breaking news these days is it?



Poppyyy @popsquash8124

This man is down SO bad 😩

➤➤ wren will it end @wrengendron23

tbh its like a jumpscare i had this man typecast as a party boy whore in my brain for over a decade and now he shows up on my feed being romantic as hell on the reg



Mol Mol @mollysunboxing

Ummm hello?? the song choice here??

➤➤ Hollanov Power Play @hollanovornothing

The implications?!?!?

 



Mabel Hollander @maybemaybs24 • 29 January 2022

You’re kidding me. Ilya Rozanov posts eight years of ASW photos with Shane Hollander with the world’s most suggestive song choice and caption and all people are saying is, “Rozanov is pro-All Star Weekend!”. You’re KIDDING me??

Arianna <3’s Hollanov @hollanovuniverse

Yes like focus. How long have these two been fucking at ASW? Only at ASW for how long? At other times for how long? What am I supposed to be taking from that post? Tell me or fucking SEDATE ME….



Jasmine @jasminevdumont

Ilya Hollander-Rozanov*

 



All Star Kiss 💋 @hockeyshusbands • 29 January 2022

okay okay I know the whole song is about fucking tonight and whatever but are we noticing the exact bit of the song ilya selected for that post? the refrain is literally “it’s so amazing what we’ve done, riding the wave of love as one, taking our time to feel the love, we are all stars under the sun” 🤌💖✨😍

Blame the Tape @tvyln55284369

Yes well he did also leave in the first few lines of the chorus in the cut. The chorus that just repeats “we getting fucked tonight” over and over so

➤➤ rozanov++ @captainrozanov_eightone

eh so what – he’s still Roz

 



B. McWhatever @bmac47 • 29 January 2022

Not sure what to take away from that Rozanov post about ASW (and Hollander?). On the one hand, holy timeline implications Batman? On the other hand, maybe a little bit romantic actually. On a mythical third hand, horny as fuck. On a theoretical fourth hand, I know he only clipped a bit of the song for the post but should I make assumptions based on the lyrics of the rest of it because um are these two freaks or what??

oxytocin otter @otterlyamazingtrz

What song?

➤➤ B. McWhatever @bmac47

Have you seen the post itself? It’s about All Star weekend and then Roz used the Gunna song wgft for it. The song is about like… fucking.

➤➤➤ mad for mads @madissonmalik_xo

Fucking TONIGHT specifically.



Codes @codycw67

It’s a song by a man about a woman (women?) and literally refers to ‘she’ the whole way through. I don’t think there’s anything to take from it at all.

➤➤ **Aish** @aishasurviveddialup

If you take a moment to free yourself from the prison of pronouns, this is simply a song choice from someone who wants to be fucking someone else very explicitly. I think we have seen enough from Rozy to know he meant what he meant and said what he said when picking that song.



Hockey Slut @onmykneesforhockey

There is a line in there about threesomes so??? 😩😈 Probably? Maybe? I guess it wasn’t in the bit he actually clipped for the post but 🥵

 



Ilya’s Sport Car @fastandrozanov • 29 January 2022

HELLO @ilyarozanov81 TIMELINE?

All Star Kiss 💋 @hockeyshusbands

come tf back and speak!!

 



Kayla Whalen @kaylaw21 • 29 January 2022

Nobody’s doing the work that should be done here and breaking down that Rozanov post. I need analysis and I need it stat.

Hollanov Power Play @hollanovornothing

Girl be the change you wish to see in the world?

 



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021 • 29 January 2022

Stop. Let’s think about what we know.

1. Ilya Hollander-Rozanov posted a carousel of eight images of him and Shane Hollander-Rozanov from every All Star Weekend they have both attended in their careers. The two years that ASW happened but is not included in Ilya’s post are the only two where either Ilya or Shane did not attend.

(1/?)

Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

2. Every single photo in the carousel is of Ilya and Shane only. If there was anyone else in the original photo, he has cropped them out so the photo posted is ONLY him and Shane. (2/?)



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

3. There was a song picked the for post and that song was wgft by Gunna ft Burna Boy. I have never heard this song in my LIFE before today but let me tell you I ran to Spotify. It’s an absolutely NSFW song about like hooking up for the night and, um, how should I put it: sexual appreciation for one’s partner for the night? (3/?)



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

4. BUT the part of the song Ilya chose for the post was mostly the refrain which is genuinely quite cute? It starts off with like ‘it’s so amazing what we’ve done’ and is about like feeling the love and being stars under the sun. Okay, the sexual implications are still there but it’s a little bit romantic!! (4/?)



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

5. The location of the post was tagged Ottawa, Canada where Ilya and Shane live together. Might not be important (?) unclear. (5/?)



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

6. MOST importantly, I think, the caption of this post was literally “Have always enjoyed ASW”. ALWAYS. And the photos start from 2011 ASW. Always. 2011. I mean??? (6/6)



Poppyyy @popsquash8124

I’m more invested in the Burna Boy verse on that song than anything else tbh. Errrr, “won’t pretend, ain’t gonna lie, I’m tryna freak some, and I see you a sweet one, you a freak, a demon” hellooooo 👀👀



Carmen ❤️‍🔥 @calmandcarmen24

Literally nothing else this could mean except that they have fucked at every ASW they have attended. I feel feral 🤤

➤➤ subsequent shivers @shib89__

Or at the very least that Roz wanted to at every single one!!



clingy secret gf @journey2nowhere

"I SEE YOU, WE GON FIGHT, YOU GETTIN FUCKED TONIGHT" ?!?! liiiikee

➤➤ Yes my parents named me Augustus @augie.sharp.3

the rivalry really was homoerotic the whole damn time 😮‍💨



Viv’s Hockey | Official Hollanov Zone @vivshockey46

I can’t even rant and rave about this because it’s not even wild fan speculation as far as I am concerned. This man is literally just letting us know: yes, hello, I have personally enjoyed attending All Star weekend since 2011 due to the opportunity to fuck Shane Hollander.

 



King of Ottawa 24 @shanehollanderfan • 29 January 2022

I am going to pitch myself off a cliff. What do you mean Roz and Hollzy have been banging since their rookie season?

 



Maia 🔗MTL @maiavoyageur • 29 January 2022

#hollanov girlies how are we feeling about our 2017 ASW relationship timeline starting point prediction now 🥴

Arianna <3’s Hollanov @hollanovuniverse

WRONG. Obviously.



hello, Katalina @ottkatalinatr

weeellll something was clearly going down at asw’s so we weren’t totally off



(e)mmy (a)lmighty @emmysantmart

I feel right on the ASW point, maybe. And wrong on the year??



All Star Kiss 💋 @hockeyshusbands

like a fucking fool!!!! thats how i feel!!!



Carmen ❤️‍🔥 @calmandcarmen24

They have BEEN fucking oh my goodness oh my gracious



Hollanov Power Play @hollanovornothing

Yeah we were so wrong.

 



Kane Gardiner @kanesbrain003 • 29 January 2022

You’re telling me we sent Rozanov and Hollander on a fan-sponsored weekend hook-up getaway once every year?

Silly Vienna Sausage @viennaswaiting_110

yeah actually where’s my gift hollanov??? for the sex vacations???



grace. @gisjoly46

Roz at ASW: I’d just like to thank the League for the opportunity. The opportunity to fuck nasty with Shane Hollander.

 



Carter Blackburn @blackblorb77 • 29 January 2022

I can’t wait for media availability at the next Ottawa game. Someone’s going to have a lot of explaining to do.

Shane’s Girl ♾️ @hollalove

I can already imagine Shane’s face and it’s gonna look like this: 😾

 



Danielle Bates (PBP) @d.bates • 29 January 2022

Proud to say I am a regular #ASW voter and therefore did my bit to help Rozanov and Hollander fuck it out every January.

 



Mack Provencher @mack_provencher_1344 • 29 January 2022

This speculation over Rozanov and Hollander is insane. The lyrics of the refrain say “we are all stars under the sun” it’s just an All Star reference because the post is about All Stars. And yeah of course he posts Shane bc he always does. It doesn’t mean they were fucking their way through every ASW, seriously.

Roz and Chill @81breakaway

Yeah you’re right Ilya fucking Hollander-Rozanov would never post some filthy ass song as a veiled reference to wanting to bang his husband since forever under the guise of discussing some hockey drama – oh wait, YES HE FUCKING WOULD ARE YOU STUPID?

 



Arielle ➿ @aribakes • 29 January 2022

*me walking down the street this weekend, humming*: suck it when I drive, baby know what I like

*nodding pleasantly as I pass my neighbours, humming*: spread that nice and wide, let me go for a dive

lou @lmelanson75

I officially know too much about this whole situation 🙂‍↔️

 



Circadian Ribbon @circadian_ribbon_ • 29 January 2022

I’m just saying…. I’d be interested to see Rozanov’s sexts. For science.

Stop inviting me to group chats!! @finngould93

Why? Just let him keep picking songs for his Shane posts. We get the gist.

 



Cass Maltais @cmaltais2100 • 29 January 2022

Thanks to Roz for drowning out the ASW cancellation whinging on my feed today with Hollanov timeline freakouts instead. The man really is a legend.

 



Antisocial Hockey Cherub @ahc101090 • 29 January 2022

Before the day is done, let me just temper the insanity of the Hollanov timeline enthusiasts by reminding them of two things they seem to have forgotten:

1. Rose Landry

2. Rozanov and Every Woman In Boston

Nevermelon @__nevermelon

Surely some men in Boston also, no?



Gabbie – Rose Squad 🌹 @gabbiesrose

Finally, sense to calm the masses. Roz can suggest he wanted to get with Holly since 2011 all he wants (good for him, whatever) but smart people know they could not have been together pre-2017.

➤➤ Hollander Armed Forces 💪 @hollander24army

Exactly!!! Anyone who wants to suggest that Hollander cheated on Rose Landry will have to fight me first. He is NOT that sort of guy. Yeah, maybe Hollanov got together at 2017 ASW, but definitely not before that!

 



Briana F. @brianadove_06 • 30 January 2022

Sure, yesterday we found out that those two hockey guys have been sleeping together since 2011. But aren’t they married? What’s the big deal anyway?

ABZD @automaticabzd

They have never actually said when their relationship started and I guess that lives rent free in some people’s minds or something



Amani @amani81

The BIG deal is that they were literally supposed to be giant rivals for however many years? Then they said they were friends but it was a cover or a prelude or something to being boyfriends? And we have never known how it ever got from Point A to Point B??

➤➤ Wayne Gaudreault @wayneg284939

Seems to me they got from Point A to Point B at All Star Weekend, Nashville, 2011.

➤➤➤ Milk Loaf @milkandbreadcore

Based on what? Even if they did hook up at every ASW they both went to, who is to say it actually started at ASW?

 



shapeless sienna @siennainseattle • 30 January 2022

still reeling at the implications of the verses in that song ilya rozanov posted yesterday

All Star Kiss 💋 @hockeyshusbands

yeah bc sorry roz you tryna fit what inside 🥵

 



Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 • 30 January 2022

Song: We Said No Feelings – Zayven Solaire • Location: Toronto, Ontario

[One Image: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are pictured in face-off position fully dressed in CCM gear. Instead of a focused face-off expression on their faces, they are grinning at each other. It is obvious to see, even behind the visors and helmets, that they are very young in the photo. Anyone who saw the CCM advertisement with the two of them that released in late 2010 might recognise the setting, and recognise the photo as an outtake from the more serious-faced photoshoot that eventually adorned billboards and posters in sporting stores. For those that don’t remember the year or the photoshoot, they are assisted by a timestamp in the corner of the shot that makes it clear it was taken in July 2010.]

I have been asked for a statement on my last post.

Poppyyy @popsquash8124

And this is your statement?!



more pride tape please @glumindallas

oh it was a fuck buddies situation that they lost control of I get u

➤➤ Arianna <3’s Hollanov @hollanovuniverse

I know I’m fangirling too close to the sun rn because what do you mean I find this so cute I could scream???



yabya @yab_

oh you said no feelings did you ha HA ok



zariya @zars_33

wow so ASW sponsored hook ups and CCM sponsored hook ups. they really make money and make love ig



Macy 🐜 @macyalbert_edd

Asking my situationship if they wanna do some posing in some CCM stuff like fuck it I may as well try 😭😭

➤➤ Carmen ❤️‍🔥 @calmandcarmen24

If it worked for my close personal friends the Hollander-Rozanovs then it can work for you girl, I believe you.



Evan Dykstra @edykstra

@lucahaas11 $100 is all yours kid

➤➤ Troy Barrett @troybarrett17

I almost had it.

➤➤➤ Zane Boodram @boodman

Not even close, dude

➤➤➤➤ Troy Barrett @troybarrett17

Neither were the rest of you?

 



Viv’s Hockey | Official Hollanov Zone @vivshockey46 • 30 January 2022

Remember yesterday when I was like ‘oh so it’s been Hollanov since 2011?’. No. Idiot.

Samira @samira_emzb

It’s giving scope creep. Yesterday, ASW 2011. Today, Toronto 2010. Tomorrow? They fucked center ice at World Juniors?

 



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021 • 30 January 2022

Oh God, here we are again. Let’s just go. over. what. we. know.

1. To follow up on the post yesterday that implied Ilya and Shane Hollander-Rozanov have had some kind of relationship since at least January 2011, Ilya posted this morning an outtake from a photoshoot in July 2010. Ilya and Shane are like grinning (giggling?) at each other in the photo.

(1/?)

Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

2. The accompanying song this time was We Said No Feelings by Zayven Solaire which is a song about a casual relationship that doesn’t stay causal. Like, catching feelings in a friends with benefits situation. Example: “We said no feelings from the beginning, so why did we not listen?” but ALSO: “How do you stop a heart from beating, how do we stop our hearts from feeling”!!! (2/?)



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

3. The location was tagged as Toronto so I think it’s reasonable to think that’s where the photoshoot happened. Again, probably not super relevant. (3/?)



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

4. Most importantly, Ilya seems to be confirming the speculation from yesterday that his ASW post suggested he and Shane have been hooking up at ASWs their whole careers. The caption of today’s post literally says he was asked to “make a statement” and this seems to be his statement. A photo from July 2010 and a song about catching feelings in a friends with benefits (rivals with benefits??) type situation. (4/?)



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

Anyway all I have to say is

[Image: The Always Has Been Meme. The astronaut in front looking toward Earth is captioned as saying “It’s all Hollanov?” and the astronaut behind with the gun is captioned as saying “Always has been”]

 



Westyn MacNeil @westmac07 • 30 January 2022

Um, what? Rozanov Hollander situationship hell for years until what?? Someone locked it down at some point between like 2017 and 2021??

expired toast @scruffier_4x

i'd kms actually



Phone Persephone @centralzonepersephone

They said ‘years’ and ‘committed’ in their 2021 statement so surely the locking down happened at the latest by 2019?

➤➤ H u x l e y @hux1990

Are they counting being committed to fucking at ASW as ‘committed’ in the ‘years’ or what?

➤➤➤ Phone Persephone @centralzonepersephone

Oh boy. I don’t even know??????



All Star Kiss 💋 @hockeyshusbands

eight hundred years later you make it official with your rival with benefits and then hayden pike of all people outs you

➤➤ mylo @moneill

So I think I actually PITY them now?

 



Kenz-i @acornsforsquirrelskz • 30 January 2022

I know Rose Landry is friends with Hollander still and was at the Hollanov wedding and so probably knows about all or some of this but. I’d die to hear her thoughts on whatever was going on in 2016.

very political spin-o-rama @spintowin_456

imagine you’re the hottest actress on this planet but your boyfriend is gay and in love with ilya rozanov and you’re just an island of respite in the sea of his torrid queer hockey romance

➤➤ Murphy @bmurphy38

Bleak 😬



Landryesque @ramonasrecs

I’m glad I know for sure that she has no hard feelings about their relationship because otherwise, wow, I’d probably have to go to war right now

 



Mabel Hollander @maybemaybs24 • 30 January 2022

Based on lyrical evidence how many times do you think Roz and Shane tried to cut it off with each other over the years?

Blazing Wreck @blazeitquits8

Well I’d say they certainly succeeded for a while in 2016

➤➤ Harry Riggs @harry__riggsss

Hollzy certainly succeeded!

➤➤➤ Zamboni Supreme @bringinthezamboni

Like Roz wasn’t whoring it up in the clubs in Boston something hardcore for years

➤➤➤➤ Arielle ➿ @aribakes

oh great now I feel literally personally attacked by their historic fwb trauma

 



rozanov++ @captainrozanov_eightone • 30 January 2022

how long had rozy even been in north america before he decided yes i NEED shane hollander carnally? like 2.1 seconds????????

 



Zamir 500 @zamirmd5 • 30 January 2022

Even Ilya Rozanov couldn’t make long-term long-distance friends with benefits work, kids. You think you’re stronger than Ilya fucking Rozanov? You’re not. Block your situationship today.

crooked translation >< @c__v

Or just marry them.

➤➤ Zamir 500 @zamirmd5

Whatever. But do something, you losers.

 



Rayna Kamenova @rayna_en • 30 January 2022

Finding out Rozanov and Hollander have been secret little lovers since before they even played MLH hockey has been way more satisfying than an actual All Star Game, thank you @CommissionersOfficeMLH

ocean 🐋@thenamesocean

actually ykw i bet crowell hates this i bet he is having an awful weekend

➤➤ hello, Katalina @ottkatalinatr

promise? 🥹



Ilya’s Sport Car @fastandrozanov

And thank you @ilyarozanov81

 



Brock Lloyd @brocky_0709 • 30 January 2022

Are we sure Rozanov and Hollander weren’t just cheating on each other for years?

Viv’s Hockey | Official Hollanov Zone @vivshockey46

Yeah buddy I think based on context we can be fairly sure about that.

➤➤ Brock Lloyd @brocky_0709

What context proves this?

➤➤➤ Viv’s Hockey | Official Hollanov Zone @vivshockey46

Oh, gosh, okay I’ll spoon feed you like a baby, sure. Firstly, I can’t imagine Shane Hollander deciding to enter a marriage based on years of mutual or non-mutual cheating, so let’s start with that. Secondly, in 2021 when they got outed, neither of them had been linked to anyone for years, not even Rozanov who had previously had quite the fuckboy reputation. Thirdly, the tone of Rozanov’s post today is pretty clear that their relationship was casual for however long so whatever went on during that time wouldn’t have been cheating.

➤➤➤➤ Conor @conormarcoux0

Also, Rose Landry is apparently a nice person and all but there is no way she is nice enough to stay friendly with and attend the wedding of her ex-boyfriend who cheated to the person he cheated with.



Chels @chelseaaaa_mtl

I have been saying this! There is something about their marriage that is so off!

➤➤ Orlando 👊 @expat.orlando

They only got married because they got caught in the background of that video. But even then, I think that just means it was casual/non-monogamous the whole time and getting caught in the FanMail video forced their hand. A marriage was probably way more palatable to the League than two guys who just fucked around for years.

 



Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockeyplayer and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 • 30 January 2022

[Carousel of 3 Images: The first image in the carousel is the 2017 All Star Weekend helmet kiss. The second image in the carousel is the CCM outtake photo posted by Ilya earlier in the day. The third image in the carousel is an image from the Hollander-Rozanov wedding that has never been posted before; in it Ilya and Shane are clearly heavily making out against a wall of their house, both of their clothes are looking dishevelled and Ilya is without his jacket entirely. Shane is lifted up against the wall, legs wrapped around Ilya’s waist with one hand resting possessively on Ilya’s chest where his shirt is unbuttoned and the other twined into Ilya’s hair. Ilya has one hand proprietarily gripping Shane’s jaw and the other is hooked under one of Shane’s legs to hold him up.]

In the interests of laying this matter firmly to rest: we met as teenagers with the expectation that we would stand apart from each other as rivals, but that has never best characterised the way we have felt about each other.

Our relationship has been romantic since 2010. There are lots of reasons why this part of our relationship was casual and discontinuous for years, including the way we felt it would be received by others if it were not. Things changed in the summer of 2017 and we have been committed to each other ever since. There has never been any infidelity to each other or to anyone else.

For years we were two people who seized time together wherever we could. This is just one of the reasons we have both always loved All Star Weekend, and we hope to be back there next year.

Hollanov Power Play @hollanovornothing

Address the fucking? Check. Address the fidelity? Check. Circle it all back to ASW? Check, check, check.

➤➤ King of Ottawa 24 @shanehollanderfan

Shane Hollander comes to social media to do two things and two things only: post sponsored content and post efficient public statements.



Lainey Caron @delaineyc96

What, no enlightening song to accompany the post?

➤➤ alianna says watch women’s sport @alianna900

have you swiped to the third photo??? song or no song they’re staying on theme 🥵🥵



All Star Kiss 💋 @hockeyshusbands

this weekends revelations have left me speechless. i have fucking died through the ecstasy of knowledge





🦄🦄 Centauricorn 🦄🦄 @centauricorn_81 • 30 January 2022

everybody apologise to poor shane for making him post a formal statement to confirm he and ilya were on and off fuck buddies. his mom probably had to proof read that

Poppyyy @popsquash8124

🤷‍♀️



Classy Gin @virginiapepin

Why aren’t we also apologising to Ilya?

➤➤ Roz and Chill @81breakaway

Are you joking? He has probably been having the time of his life this weekend.

➤➤ fireleaf @fireleaf84726831

he knows what he started.



Hollanov Inc. @hollanov_incorporated_2021

The same Shane who chose to accompany the formal statement with a picture of them going at each other at their own wedding? That Shane? I think he’s probably feeling just fine





Arianna <3’s Hollanov @hollanovuniverse • 30 January 2022

Best All Star Weekend ever.

 

Notes:

Just an FYI that the lyrics quoted for wgft are a mix of the explicit and the 'clean' version lyrics, depending on what suited better.

I was a little stuck on whether or not to have a song for the the statement post and then I was like no what am I thinking, Shane Hollander isn’t picking out songs for this shit. He doesn’t know ball.

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