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March, 6th
Ilya Rozanov created the group chat “Hockey Camps but make them gay 💅🏳️🌈”
Ilya Rozanov has added Shane Hollander, Troy Barrett, Scott Hunter, Ryan Price, Eric Bennett, Hayden Pike and Wyatt Hayes to the chat
Ilya: welcome coaches
Shane: That is not the chat name we have agreed on, Ilya
Hayden: Also inaccurate. I'm not gay
Ilya: true you're very bi with big crush on my husband
Hayden: For the millionth time I'm not and I don't have a crush on Shane
Troy Barrett has changed group name to “Hockey Camps but make them queer 🏳️🌈💅”
Troy: don't want to exclude our bi king Pike
Hayden: I'M NOT BI
Eric: shhhh Hayden it's okay we've all been there and for some of us it takes a while
Wyatt: nice name can't promise I can make them queer though
Ryan: buddy you're probably a better queer than most the of the people here. You at least know your history
Troy: I said I was sorry about the stonewall thing
Ryan: You asked the reporter: Who threw a stone at a wall? I love you man, but that's unforgivable
Troy: I know
Troy: believe me Harris made sure that I know
Scott: Speaking of Harris shouldn't we add him too. I mean he's doing the social media this year, isn't he?
Ilya: yes let's add Harris
Ilya: and all other partners
Ilya: big gay hockey group chat
Shane: That's not the point of this group chat
Ilya: gonna be so much fun tho
Ilya: pretty pretty please
Shane: why do I feel like this was your plan all along?
Ilya: ah. because you know me
Shane: you're an asshole
Shane: Fine
Shane: Add them
Ilya: Yay
Ilya: best husband ever
Ilya has added Harris Drover, Fabian Salah, Kyle Swift, Kip Grady to “Hockey Camps but make them queer 🏳️🌈 💅”
Kip: Hello guys
Kyle: *gays
Kyle: and others
Kyle: sorry to our ally Wyatt and all the bis
Hayden: I'M NOT BI!!!
Kyle: okay
Fabian: Why am I in this? I don´t even like hockey
Ilya: ah already so much fun
Ilya: @Jane your gonna get big thank you from me later for letting me do this😉
Ilya: Maybe on the kitchen counter?
Scott: Can we make the rule no sexting in this group chat?
Kip: you´re so boring
Kyle: uhu boring
Fabian: super boring
Ilya: and a thousand years old
Harris: I feel like this is expected of me so
Harris: Boring
Troy: guys the kitchen counter?
Ilya: What can I say?
Ilya: Canada´s golden hockey boy has layers 😜
Shane: Fuck you
Ilya: Later
Ilya: we have practice first
Ilya: gotta make sure we kick Admirals out of the playoffs
Scott: not happening
Troy: I ate at your house yesterday!
Harris: don´t act like you don´t like cum
Kyle: 😂
Kyle: I love you Harris
Kyle: next drink at the Kingfisher is on the house
Troy: five minutes and this group chat has corrupted my boyfriend
Wyatt: I love everything about this group chat
Hayden: i don´t
Ilya: that's because your a prude who is scared of sex, Hayden
Hayden: I'm not
Hayden: I have four children
Ilya: yes
Ilya: probably all conceived in missionary style
Kip: [photo of Scott red in the face]
Kip: I'll have you know scott is also very uncomfortable reading these messages
Kip: keep them coming
Ilya: that's because he's a thousand years old
Eric: this picture is everything