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No broken hearts club
Chat created on 21/09/2024
Three members online.
Topaz: sup bitches
Topaz: guess who got out earlier
Topaz: lets have lunch cause im STARVING
Swan: No chance
Swan: I have somewhere to be in like a few hours
Topaz: Having a girlfriend is optional BTW
Swan: She's not my GIRLFRIEND
Topaz: proof?
Swan: Yeah, no sex for months is the ultimate proof
Topaz: alright, u got me there
Topaz: who's spying on us?
Topaz: come out come out kitty kitty
Swan: what the actual fuck…
Topaz: What?
Swan: Whatever, your brain is another type of specimen
Topaz: i have that girl on my insta, apologize before I ruin ur entire life
Swan: YOU WOULD NEVER
Topaz: bet?
Aventurine: poor choice of reason ngl
Topaz: PERISH U ABSOLUTE DEVIL
Aventurine: excuse me?
Topaz: u passed by me today
Topaz: like what the fuck
Topaz: I waved at u and u looked at me dead in the eyes and sped off
Aventurine: did i???
Topaz: YEAH
Topaz: U DID
Aventurine: lol
Aventurine: ur loss bitch
Aventurine: use ur legs
Topaz: I WILL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Swan: fucked up world we live in
Swan: my date was canceled
Topaz: WHY??
Swan: Therapy appointment
Topaz: oh she crazy crazy
Aventurine: ure aware u can go to therapy without being necessarily ill, right?
Topaz: me? NAH
Topaz: I was NOT.
Topaz: Thank you, for opening my eyes.
Aventurine: u should open ur legs more, ure insufferable
Swan: ouch
Topaz: EXCUSE ME?
Aventurine: alr, I'll excuse u for now
Topaz: fucking bitch
Aventurine: whore
Topaz: cock sucker
Aventurine: pussy licker
Swan: that's not THAT bad
Topaz: YEAH!
Aventurine: sigh
Aventurine: i need new friends
Topaz: yeah lets see who actually likes u
Topaz: loser
Aventurine: I mean-
Swan: no hookups and no drug dealers
Aventurine: u didn't leave me many options
Topaz: ugh, always the low class society coming at me
Aventurine: ure in the same fucking social class
Topaz: no proof baby
Topaz: no proof
Swan: u two are WAY too much for me
Swan: i need some pills rn
Aventurine: i need a fucking break
Swan: from what?
Aventurine: from my job
Swan: fair enough
Topaz: lol me too
Aventurine: nah, ure reckless
Topaz: THAT'S YOU NOT ME
Aventurine: remember me who got demoted after what? three months?
Topaz: it was a mistake.
Aventurine: and???
Swan: alright we get it u are employed, no need to spread that epidemic towards me too
Aventurine: horrible circle of friends
Topaz: we are not ur friends
Swan: what the weird girl said
Topaz: i hate my friends
Aventurine: we are not ur friends
Swan: what the twink said
Aventurine: oh okay
Aventurine: brb gonna hang myself
Aventurine: after this meeting ofc
Topaz: work bitch
Swan: what britney spears said
Topaz: u gotta work bitch
Aventurine: ugh.
Swan: SHE MESSAGED ME
Swan: SHE MESSAGED ME
Topaz: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Topaz: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Swan: IDK
Swan: I DONT KNOW
Aventurine: why are u duplicating messages what the hell
Swan sent a screenshot.
Swan: oh my god
Topaz: she wants that cookie sooo BAD
Aventurine: "we could meet any other day" is pretty much mixed signals ngl
Aventurine: also for some reason i know her?? like i talked to her before
Swan: how can u possibly know such goddess?
Aventurine: she's a friend of a friend
Swan: I thought u didn't have any friends besides us
Swan: doesnt matter
Swan: GIMME HER NUMBER
Topaz: dont
Topaz: that would certainly be very and I mean
Topaz: VERY
Topaz: creepy
Swan: right nvm
Aventurine: i can arrange smth
Aventurine: at my place
Aventurine: I can invite Sunday and the rest too
Swan: Sunday?
Aventurine: grey haired psycho
Aventurine: psychology and social studies at whatever penacony university???
Swan: nope
Aventurine: reposts all kind of bullshits about how god is fake and people aren't meant to suffer?
Swan: look, a lot of people are crazy
Aventurine: ugh
Aventurine sent a screenshot.
Swan: oh…this guy…
Aventurine: how can u not know sunday?
Topaz: gay men and lesbian women are only friends, we do not care about u ugly creatures
Swan: what she said
Aventurine: right
Aventurine: anyways, sunday is like a lunatic and a half but his sister knows someone and that someone is like the friend that i talked about earlier so basically i can bring ur gf too
Swan: sure thing
Swan: next thing i know shes taken and i will look like a fucking fool
Topaz: wasn't this a date?
Swan: i mean, for me it was
Topaz: then
Topaz: whats the worst she can say
Swan: no?
Aventurine: that's not the worst
Aventurine: the worst is "lets do everything that couples do but im not ready for a relationship"
Topaz: so
Topaz: you
Aventurine: my thoughts exactly
Swan: how many guys have u rejected w that phrase
Aventurine: 5 since im 18
Aventurine: before 18 like 7 or 8 guys im not sure
Swan: how to be a heartbreaker
Swan: quora please answer me
Topaz: r/relationships
Topaz: how can i break someone's heart without being a total asshole
Aventurine: do i look like someone who's concerned w that?
Swan: yeah
Topaz: pretty much
Aventurine: ty
Aventurine: i appreciate it a lot
Aventurine: anyways ill talk w the rest and hope for the best
Aventurine: im not sure if i wanna talk to sunday to be fair
Swan: why?
Aventurine: old thingies
Topaz: they slept together
Aventurine: we didnt
Topaz: OH YES
Topaz: yes you fucking did and i know it
Swan: whatever i dont really care about priest guy
Swan: is saturday a good time?
Swan: lol
Swan: i just realized the irony
Topaz: ugh
Aventurine: i think so
Aventurine: lemme ask the others rq
Topaz: hope they say no
Topaz: hope they say no
Topaz: hope they say n-
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Karaoke night
Created on 4/08/2025
2 members are online.
Aventurine: hi dears
Aventurine: long time no see
Cipher: YOU FUCKER
Cipher: do u even know how many times i tried to contact you???
Aventurine: business is business
Cipher: you fucking old bitch
Aventurine: 3 years apart i must remind you
Cipher: 3 years of fucking stupidity
Cipher: watcha want?
Aventurine: i have a proposition for yall
Aventurine: but first
Aventurine: @Robin
Aventurine: @Robin
Robin: Oh my god.
Robin: HIIIII
Robin: how are you?
Robin: I surely am soo happy to hear a thing or two from you
Aventurine: the feeling is pretty much mutual
Aventurine: I came here with a request and also an opportunity of course
Cipher: my kidneys are urs for the right amount of money
Robin: I don't thnk…
Robin: That's not…
Aventurine: yeah that aint it cipher
Cipher: mb guys i really need some cash
Aventurine: for?
Cipher: just some cash
Cipher: god forbid a girl loves shoes
Aventurine: whatever
Aventurine: sooo
Aventurine: my place? this saturday?
Robin: Karaoke party ?
Robin: Again?
Aventurine: damn right baby
Cipher: sign me up my assignments are shit anyway
Cipher: i hate being a transferred student
Cipher: also man what the fuck is wrong w ur universities like why am i shamed for being bilingual
Robin: I think u're shamed for cursing in ur mother language at the others…
Cipher: Right.
Aventurine: anyways
Aventurine: now here comes the other favor i need from u two
Cipher: of course
Aventurine: Robin
Aventurine: are u still in touch w that weird cowboy man?
Robin: Boothill?
Aventurine: yeah
Robin: weren't you…?
Aventurine: the past is the past
Cipher: weren't u what?
Aventurine: nothing that concerns you
Aventurine: anyways, can u do me a favor?
Aventurine: u can ask him to come too
Aventurine: and bring his friends
Aventurine: especially the girl w purple hair
Robin: Mei?
Aventurine: yeah
Robin: I mean…
Robin: Sure, no problem
Robin: What for, though?
Aventurine: one of my friends met Mei at some underground concert or whatever and she believes she is in love
Robin: Oh
Robin: Everything for love I suppose
Robin: I'll talk to him
Aventurine: much appreciated
Cipher: can i bring some friends too????
Aventurine: ur friends are weird as fuck
Cipher: pardon?
Aventurine: lets keep it lowkey for now
Aventurine: i dont need the whole town in my house
Cipher: rude
Aventurine: ily
Cipher: DISGUSTING.
Robin: Aventurine
Robin: My brother is not available for the night but I will gladly be there :D
Aventurine: ofc he isnt
Cipher: ughhh dramaaa
Aventurine: no, not really
Aventurine: okay then but please make sure to bring Mei somehow
Aventurine: I gave my friend a little more than hope
Robin: I'll see what I can do
Aventurine: an angel as usual
Cipher: i feel like im third wheeling rn
Aventurine: that reminds me
Aventurine: hows ur love life going
Cipher: bad question
Cipher: and bad love life as well
Aventurine: how so?
Cipher: there's this girl from my hometown
Cipher: she's like, ugh
Cipher: yeah, shes so ughh
Aventurine: bad ughh or good ughh?
Cipher: ethereal ughh
Aventurine: then? what's the issue?
Robin: She's too scared to confess.
Cipher: ROBIN
Cipher: !!!
Robin: Cipher…
Robin: I saw you two with my own eyes.
Aventurine: bring her too, i think it will help
Aventurine: some wine and ure good to go
Cipher: no thanks
Aventurine: saying no to alcohol?
Aventurine: crazy stuff
Robin: can we stay overnight?
Aventurine: hm
Aventurine: sure
Aventurine: but that means sharing rooms w others
Robin: That's actually kinda fun
Robin: I'm in
Cipher: me too actually
Aventurine: alright
Aventurine: cant wait to see u two again
Cipher: wait this reminds me of smth
Cipher: where have u been?
Aventurine: i just wasn't in the mood to chat or anything
Aventurine: nothing too special
Aventurine: dw
Cipher: sure…
Robin: we can talk on saturday if u want to!
Aventurine: thank u but no, not really
Robin: Alright, we're here if u need us <3
Cipher: what she said
Aventurine: <3
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Boothill and Robin
Chat created on 23/4/2023.
One person is online.
Robin: Hi old man!
Robin:I have some news for you
Robin: My friend, Aventurine, asked me to invite you at his place in a few days
Robin: On saturday, to be more specific
Robin: He also asked you to bring your friends too
Boothill: Watcha saying angel?
Robin: Nothing! :D
Robin: I'm only asking you and your friend Mei to come to this gathering, or whatever it is.
Robin: To be honest, I'm not sure.
Boothill: I haven't heard of Aventurine for a while now
Boothill: Odd man
Robin: He's the sweetest alive if you get past some of his old antics!
Boothill: Like
Boothill: Trying to hook up with me?
Boothill: No chance.
Robin: I'm sure he meant no harm.
Boothill: Whatever angel
Boothill: My answer is no
Robin: Come onn, old man
Robin: For the sake of good old days
Boothill: Angel
Boothill: As much as I would love to see you, I'm not in the city for the weekend
Robin: Oh?
Robin: Any plans?
Boothill: Not much
Boothill: Visiting my hometown
Robin: Then, I'm so happy for you
Robin: Maybe we can see each other after you are back
Boothill: Maybe
Robin: Okaaaay.
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Rappa and Robin
Chat created on 12/06/2023.
One person online.
Robin: Hi Rappaaaa <3
Robin: I know this is so out of blue and I apologize
Robin: But one of my friends is hosting a gathering at his house over the weekend and I would love to see you
Rappa: Oh my god
Rappa: Is this
Rappa: THAT robin?????
Robin: the one and only!
Rappa: oh my god ive missed you so fucking much
Rappa: i cant believe this
Rappa: im so sorry i didnt reach out first
Rappa: after that hangout i was sooo anxious to even look at you in the eyes
Robin: No worries!
Robin: I was also very busy with my rehearsals and schedules
Rappa: busy babe
Rappa: how are you???
Robin: Good
Robin: Honestly, better than ever
Robin: I'm almost done with the premiere of my own show which takes a lot of my time but besides that I'm good
Robin: How's going with music?
Rappa: Ugh
Rappa: I'm trying to find a manager right now
Rappa: Every and each of one of them are shutting me down because of stupid reasons
Rappa: I'm thinking of resigning with Ashveil and that's that
Robin: Ashveil?
Rappa: Yeah
Rappa: He tried to do music once but producing felt more comfy to him
Rappa: So, he helped me a lot if it's safe to say it like that
Rappa: funny guy, u would love him
Robin: Maybe we can meet one day
Rappa: HELL YEAH
Rappa: wait im so sorry i just read ur messages
Rappa: who's inviting us?
Robin: Aventurine
Rappa: lemme search him
Robin: He is one of my best friends actually
Rappa: i know him
Rappa: werent him and ur brother together at some point?
Robin: That's…
Robin: Let's not talk about it
Robin: It doesn't concern us
Rappa: right sorry
Robin: no worries
Rappa: well, i think i can make it
Rappa: im almost done w some assignments so
Rappa: why not
Robin: Great!
Robin: Also, I've been meaning to ask you
Robin: Do you know Mei?
Rappa: That Mei?
Rappa: purple hair, tall, glowing eyes all that?
Robin: That would be her, yes.
Rappa: Ofc, we kept in touch after the first semester in high school
Rappa: sweet girl, always there when u need her
Rappa: why?
Robin: can u bring her too?
Rappa: shes not a big fan of parties, she hates them to be fair
Robin: Would it convince you to take her if I said that I want us to be matchmakers?
Rappa: u know me sooo well
Rappa: im in
Rappa: cant wait to see the lucky girl
Robin: Great
Robin: See you on Saturday then
Robin: I'll share the details later
Rappa: see yaaa babe <3
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Aventurine and Robin
Chat created on 13/03/2023
Two members are online.
Robin: Mei and Rappa are coming
Aventurine: Rappa?
Aventurine: Weird rapper girl?
Robin: She's not weird!
Aventurine: didn't she like
Aventurine: own a monkey as a pet?
Robin: And?
Aventurine: sorry
Aventurine: I fail to see how that is not fucking weird
Aventurine: anyways
Aventurine: thank u
Robin: No need to!
Robin: Happy to help
Aventurine: <3
Robin: <3
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No broken hearts club
Chat created at 21/09/2024
Currently 2 members online.
Aventurine: ur soon to be gf is coming
Swan: NO FUCKING WAY
Aventurine: lol
Aventurine: why are u so surprised
Swan: i thought u were just showing off
Aventurine: ME?
Topaz: yeah you
Topaz: who's coming?
Aventurine: Rappa and Robin
Topaz: Rappa my girl
Topaz: love her
Topaz: who the fuck is robin tho
Aventurine: no way u dont know her
Topaz: her?
Topaz: i thought its a him
Topaz: robin hood type shit
Aventurine: sigh
Aventurine: u dont deserve ur phone
Swan: I think i know her
Aventurine: it would be crazy if u didnt honestly
Topaz: cant wait to see who ure talking about
Topaz: i wont do my research
Topaz: its been a while since i met anyone new
Swan: I have this weird feeling that this year will be full of this shit
Topaz: what? meeting new people?
Swan: yeah
Aventurine: i think the fuck not
Swan: always so pessimistic
Topaz: always so bitchy
Aventurine: im not doing this today
Aventurine: bye
Topaz: u fucking asshole
Topaz: are u coming today?
Aventurine: I hope so
Aventurine: but not alone though
Topaz: U ARE DISGUSTING
Swan: yeah that was a wild image
Aventurine: swan what the fuck
Swan: what? i have way too much imagination
Topaz: yeah…indeed
Swan: i hate yall
Aventurine: feeling's mutual im afraid
Swan: pretentious fucker
Topaz: absolute hipster
Aventurine: i will commit mass murder
Swan: cant wait
Swan: can i be first in line?
Aventurine: sure no worries
Swan: thanks
Topaz: i need new friends
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