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Huwa comes to a very serious conclusion: Kakoi does not meet the conditions of him type.
Which, logically, means he should work around it and create an outcome where Kakoi does meet the said conditions.
It started sweetly - Huwa reminded Kakoi to take breaks, sometimes (or a lot of times) bringing him a snack to eat.
He had to make sure his soon to be beloved would be perfect and in the best shape. He just had to.
Soon it escaled more and more. He started bringing Kakoi more and more food, making sure he ate well. He was monitoring everything his person of obsession ate, making sure he ate every bite.
"You skipped a meal." he said once (or more times) to Kakoi.
Kakoi didn't know what to make of it. "And?" He asked, confused why the other man would care.
"That's bad for you. You shouldn't skip meals."
Kakoi grew immediately suspicious: "You're acting like my mom, Fuwatchi..."
"I'm just correcting a flaw." Huwa muttered as if this was a natural thing to do.
"....Excuse me??"
It got worse.
Huwa started choosing what Kakoi eats. He gave him portions, sometimes even handing him food directly.
"Eat." Huwa held out yet another plate of various foods.
And Kakoi just stared at him like ???
"You're getting weirder and weirder these days."
But he still took it.
One day Kakoi finally snapped.
"Why are you doing this, really?"
Huwa just answered honestly: "You don't fit my standards."
"WOW okay??"
"So I'm fixing it."
Kakoi laughed at first.
But then: "You're serious." It wasn't a question. It was a statement.
The realization moment - they were taking a stroll outside. Just them two.
There was a very pretty woman just a few steps away. She was exactly Huwa's type - her weight definetly reached more than two digits.
Huwa didn't react much.
He didn't approach her. He didn't even state at her.
But when Kakoi skipped a meal again?
Immediate attention.
Immediate action.
Immediate correction.
One day Kakoi refuses the food for once: "No."
"Why?" Huwa frowned.
"Because I want to see what will happen if I don't cooperate." Kakoi answered.
Silence.
Huwa hesitated.
For the first time his "plan" failed.
"...then I'd adjust again." he whispered, accepting that he can't just force his friend to do anything against his will.
Kakoi just chuckled. "You're so cute, Fuwatchi."