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2026-03-09
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SHITTY DUKEDUDE FIC

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Meow

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Duke Nukem: I want to make love to you Postal dude from hit game postal 2

Postal dude: Duke Nukem. Nuke my insides, now please

Duke Nukem: Okay dude

Postal dude: Include the gun in sex

Duke Nukem: Why not

*Shoves that gun up Postal dudes ass or something, with backshots*

Postal dude: Harder. let me realse a load

*releases*

Postal dude: French kiss me NOW

Duke Nukem: Your a insane man i love you

*sloppy tounge to tounge French kiss with moans and that shit*

*Duke grabs dudes ass*

Duke Nukem: I love you even if your insane

Nightmare Fredbear: This shit is fire