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Eren and Jean had placed a bet on a board game for fun and the winner got to come up with an idea to publicly humiliate the loser. The only reason Eren agreed to this deal was because he was sure he would not lose at his favorite game, but this time he was wrong.
Jean got creative with it and told Eren that he will be putting the brunette on sale on a secondhand marketplace online. He created an account and started crafting the listing. For that he would need to upload a tempting photo of Eren. He asked Eren to send him a photo from last halloween where the brunette was dressed up as a sexy nurse. So Eren, having lost the bet, had no choice but to comply.
“You will take it down in 24 hours like you promised, right?” Eren asked.
“Yeah yeah. And don’t worry, I will set some ridiculous price so that no one can actually buy you.”
Jean started filling out the details.
Product: Eren Jaeger
Price: 1 000 000 $
Condition: Has a few screws loose but otherwise all good
Size: 6 ft, requires a bigger bed
Description:
Boyfriend material
Bratty
Does not wash the dishes
Anger Issues
Will cuddle with you
Has a daddy kink
Loyal
Shipping: Pick up only.
Eren took the phone and checked what Jean wrote about him. “Is this a fucking dating website? Are you prostituting me?” He asked.
“No but maybe someone will be interested, though the price is a big turn off.”
Levi was lounging in his mansion, scrolling through the app, looking to find a rare discontinued vacuum cleaner. It was the only vacuum cleaner model that was up to his standards and his old one had started malfunctioning. Then he saw a listing that didn’t quite fit in with the others. He saw a photo of a young man wearing a seductive nurse costume, his long legs in white fishnet stockings and garter belt, a short dress that fit his body just right, some red gloves and a headpiece. His eyes were a gorgeous emerald green and he was smiling sweetly. And it would be a dream to run his hands through those long brown locks. He wanted him. The price didn’t throw him off either, because he was sure that man was worth every penny.
Levi decided to message the seller.
Levi: Hey. Is he still available?
Jean: Eren you mean?
Levi: Yes him, I’m interested in buying.
It took a while for Jean to respond due to being flabbergasted so the man added:
Levi: I have a king size bed.
Jean: Really? You’re serious about this?
Levi: Yes. Do we have a deal?
Jean: Sure, why the hell not.
Levi: Great, I will be there to pick him up today.
After finishing up his talk with the potential customer he announced, “Eren, I have good news.”
“What?” Eren asked.
“You’ve got a buyer.”
“You told me no one will buy me!”
“That’s what I thought too but turns out there was someone crazy enough to do it.”
“And what did you say?”
“So I may have told him your address. He was persistent.”
“Oh god. You’re gonna get us murdered!” Eren hissed.
“But I don’t think he is serious about buying you. No harm done.” Jean reassured and tried to calm Eren’s nerves.
Later in the evening, two firm knocks were heard coming from the front door.
Eren whipped his head around and asked, “Did you invite guests? Or is that the man who wanted to buy me?”
“I’m sure it’s just Armin.” Jean answered as he walked over to open the door.
But behind the door stood a short raven-haired man in a classy suit and a briefcase in hand. And he sounded determined. “I’m here to buy the brat you were selling.”
“Are you kidding me?” Jean spat out. He held the door open just a crack so Eren wouldn’t see what’s happening and freak out.
“I’m not fucking kidding. Are you?” Levi questioned back.
“Why would you buy him? And who has a million dollars to spend on–”
“I do.” Levi said seriously.
Jean raised an eyebrow.
”You don’t believe me?” Levi asked.
Jean shook his head.
“Here.” Levi opened up the briefcase and presented the amount of hundred dollar bills that were neatly stacked in piles.
Jean’s jaw basically dropped. “Are you for real?”
“I showed proof, didn't I? So, do you want the money or not?”
And what kind of idiot would he be if he said no? “I’ll take it.”
Levi smiled. “Good choice. Is he here?”
“Yeah, wait a sec.” Jean said, then he went to retrieve Eren and dragged him to the door to meet his buyer.
“Here he is.” Eren then looked at the stranger, then the briefcase, and he realized that the offer was way too real. Then Eren turned to look at Jean and whispered under his breath, “You’re just letting him abduct me?”
“Dude, it’s a million dollars, sacrifices have to be made.” Jean reasoned. Jean accepted the heavy briefcase and in return, Levi linked his arm with Eren’s, finalizing the deal. Levi sensed that the brunette was distressed. “Don’t worry, Eren. You’ll be treated like a princess. I didn’t think it was possible but you look even better in real life.” Levi said before taking him away.
Later the pair had ended up at Levi’s grand mansion. Levi was sitting on the couch with Eren in his arms. Eren had adapted to his new life pretty quickly, seeing what the man had to offer.
Levi was writing a review and posted it under the listing.
10 stars.
Will not be returning this one.