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Childe has been stuck inside the jail in Fontain for some time now. days pass whithin a blink of an eye, and no one has a clock to tell time. He had recently, before adventuring to finatian deveoloped a relationship with zhongli aka morax aka heavens star. He felt bad leaving on a whim so suidden;y but Zhongli had told him it was ok if he came home right after his work was done.
so much for that.
unbeknownst to him. 2 months had passed. And with no paper or pen in his jail cell or in the fortress of Maropide at all, he had not reached out to zhongli tot ell him what was wrong, or that he was accused of murder, he had not committed at all.
Suddenly, there was a crash outside his resting place. screams erupted as chaos came about the fortress. His door was then yanked off its hinges with barely an effort made. Standing before him on the other side was none other than the consultant himself.
“What the fuh are u doing here u silly.” exlaimed childe ajax tartaglia. Zhongli let out a sexy chuckle that rumbled in his nipples as Zhongli then spoke, “thye thinketh that oeb such as ones self would let their precious treasure go? Think again.”
Zhongli then erects his gigantic monster cock that’s the size of the Empire State Building, and it crashes through the roof of the fortress, flooding the entire place and drowning everyone (except wriothesly, my friend said so.) They then shimmy their way up his peepee and escape to liyue.
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back safley in zhonglis adepti tea pot zhongli sets Childe down on his bed.
“Now you have to do me a favor for breaking you out sweatheart.” * winky face licks lips seductively and dwerks.*
“Anything for u suagr plum, honey, rum yum in my tum tum for fun hun,” says Childe Ajax Tartaglia wilingly.
“Gud,” Zhongli says, and then the room erupts into light as Zhongli splits himself into 3 people, shaking the nation outside of his teapot and causing the land of Liyue to fall into the abyss. Everyone dies.
they are all also naked
for easy access
(im gonna call them morax zhongli and whoreax”
Morax slinks forawrd twords the bed with his dick massive and throbbing adn then sticks hsi humongus dragon tongue inside childes ass. Zhongli then comes up and kisses the ever living shit out of Childe while whoreax comes up and frotts his dick against childe mirco penis.
morax after deeming childe prepared enough then sticks one of his two dicks inside
“wait im not ready yet!” exlamimes childe ass his prostate was abused by the massive zhlong in his rectum. Zhongli then takes one of HIS dicks and shoves it downb childe throat to shut him the hell up. Whorax then slips childe tiny micro dick inside himself. Childe moans with the dick in his mouth.
Morax then sticks the other dick in childe ass and sets a punishing pace. Childe slips the dick out of his mouth to say the following.
“AH aH HA hA HAHAH Ahaha aha ha aHA Zha aha ha hahahaha aha ZHObAhaHahagagaHa Sto- HA~ Oh~ hA~ MhM~ NgH~ KeEp GoInG~” childe anime moans as his fat juicy prostate is abused.
“Yeah. U like that you little slut” says morax
“YAsss daddy!!!!!!!” giggles Tartaglia as the dick once again slips out of his mouth magically for plot reasons.
Zhonglki then sticks his dick back inside childe mouth and #cumsdownhisthroatcuzchildeisthethroatgoatandhasnogagrefluxcanonimhoyoverse.
Whorax with so little in his as in the first place cums on pure willingness alone and shoots lengthy ropes on childe’s face.
Morax roars, and the earth explodes with his sound waves, and everyone dies outside his tea pot realm from the sheer power of it. and them creams inside Childes tight ass hole with a finishing thrust.
They then are the only people left in the world and have to repopulate the whole earth cuz they killed everyone, and no dont think about the incest; they would have to commit incest, which does not exist.
the end.