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2026-02-01
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Hugh Morris' Very American Christmas Story (31+)

Summary:

so basically um hugh morris uhhh haha sorry um ok hugh morris um he like uh he wakes up one day and hes in america usually hes not in america usually hes in canada um usually hes in canada like yknow because hes canadian famously they actually said this in the toedachi life 3 presentation anyways uh i said tomodachi life not toedachi life you IDIOT. NO put what i said. NO. uh dude now youre just taunting me smh my head anyways basically what happens is he wakes up in america and vivziepop and donald trump they like merged the two of them its like vivziepop sticking out of donald trump's ass. they like uhh pop out of a gift basket and theyre like heres donnie and they start shootin at hugh morris and he like jumps out of the way like its the matrix andf theyre so fucking mesmerized that they like die? i dunno i didnt write that far yet.

--Spamton G. Spamton (REAL)

Notes:

this was mostly written by my very good friend Spamton G. Spamton who I know in real life and have met. thank you for clicking. please stick around until the end to see some more EXCLUSIVE spamton G spamton content (;

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Hugh morris flops his

MASSIVE

dick onto the table and all the other miis are like wowwwww hugh morris youre so cool. heart eyes emoji/. And then they all cut it off and glue it to a wall and use it like a dildo and he screams really loudly in shock and horror and then he wakes up and immediately checks to make sure that his dick is intact (whcih it is) and he signs in relief. “Wow what a weird dream that was” says Hugh Morris. “I sure hope it didn’t have any meaning to it whatsoever!” Suddenly, the cock monster jumps out from under his bed. Hugh screams in horror, his bright pink and yellow wet orbs popping out of their MOIST sockets.

“EGADS!! IT’S THE FABLED COCK MONSTER!” 

The cock monsters giggles giggly-like.

“YEASE. IT IS I- THE COCK MONST-”

Suddenly, Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. drives into the wall of Hugh Morris’ awesome and cool home on tomodachi life island with his BMW, killing the 🐔monster instantly. Hugh Morris instantly cums with his intact dick.

“I am become jizz.”

There is no god. Only Hugh.

Notes:

okay okay its jist that like. oh. oh uh if orgto i didnt rwalize. uh hey guys its me uh spamton g spamton. the g stands for gaster. anyways guys im actually speaking mormally guys cause kris cut my strongs. thank you kris. i said strings not strongs. im taking away the gold stars. im revoking your peggling license. no more pegging degree for you absolutely none none of it. it hurts me to do this im sorry. its liek the um fuck,. so eesentially whats happening is that im spamotn like i said and uh. ok basically this was a really goof story that you just read and i wasnt on any drugs when i wrote it you know i was just on love. love is a great thing. i used to have it with this tv bithc until iddint anymor e.but you know i still love =himk. this work goes to show that there ate stil pepole who know hiow to do good art in this world. thewre areew people who say you cxant do that anymore but i piss on those poele. i piss and shit on those oeople. its like a fucing golden shower dude its insane. put that in btw. theyre wrong. i am a true artist. i put the art in fart. i show ppl how to make great works. when pepole lookaat the shit i make they cry. they cry. they cum. they do other shit w ith their body idk they s\jusy shit and die. and thats why yuotre ont human because you wouldbve died if you werent. youre a lizard person. i know youre in the file youre on the buckey list . im gonna not kill you. im gonna love and be nice yo you. i love you so much. jk lol that snot my job. that s mike's job. anyway thank you for readin g my mommy told me if i write 5 stories a day i can be a famous author and i think shes rigth. in america you know you really can do anything. 3 years ago ibwas living on the streets of LA or actually las vegas and yknow i had nothing. i had to deliver pizzas. once i delivered a pizza to this guy bug tony and i n his house some guys actua;lly just got murered it was brutal. i ditn report it bc i didnt want to get in trouble with the mafia but i think the address was something like ######### so if you live near there you might wanna report that. that s rwaallly it yknow this country ducking sucks. get out. stop reading ao3 and go to antartica or something. go fry a polar bear. idek anymore. i love nothing. life is pointless.

--Spamton G. Spamton