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Reed Richards believes sincerely and optimistically that bedtime is a solvable problem.
It begins, as all great miscalculations do, with dinner.
“Okay,” Sue says, stacking plates with the practiced efficiency of someone who knows how this night usually goes. “Baths, pajamas, teeth, story. In that order.”
Reed nods. “Understood. Linear progression.”
Johnny, lounging at the counter, snorts. “Buddy, nothing involving kids is linear.”
Ben grunts from the table. “Especially when soap’s involved.”
Franklin wipes his mouth with his sleeve and immediately regrets it when Valeria points it out.
“That’s not hygienic,” she says.
“It’s efficient,” Franklin argues.
Sue shoots Reed a look. “You’re on bedtime duty tonight.”
Reed straightens. “I am?”
“Yes.”
He blinks. “Alone?”
Johnny grins. “I’ll be here for moral support.”
“No,” Sue says. “You won’t.”
Johnny looks offended. “Wow. Harsh.”
Ben stands, stretching. “Good luck, Stretch.”
Reed watches them disperse, suddenly aware that he has been left holding… responsibility.
He looks down at the kids. “All right. Baths.”
Franklin cheers. Valeria sighs like she’s been personally inconvenienced.
The bathroom becomes a battleground almost immediately.
Franklin splashes. Valeria negotiates water temperature like a seasoned diplomat. Reed tries to monitor both while mentally cataloging soap-to-floor friction coefficients.
“This feels too hot,” Valeria says.
Reed tests the water with his hand. “It’s within acceptable parameters.”
“For you,” she says pointedly.
He adjusts it. “Better?”
She nods once. “Marginally.”
Franklin attempts to see if bubbles can reach the ceiling.
They cannot, but the attempt is… enthusiastic.
Reed stretches an arm to intercept the splash, forming a temporary barrier midair. He freezes.
“Oh. Right. Minimal powers,” he mutters.
Franklin grins. “Dad, that was awesome.”
“Yes, well,” Reed says, retracting his arm, “let’s consider it… incidental.”
Bath time takes twenty minutes longer than projected.
Pajamas take another ten.
By the time teeth are brushed, Franklin’s with vigorous enthusiasm and Valeria’s with clinical precision, Reed feels like he’s run a marathon.
They pile into the bedroom, beds already turned down, soft lights glowing. The room smells faintly of soap and clean sheets.
Reed exhales. “Okay. Story time.”
Franklin flops onto his bed. “What book?”
Reed pauses.
He looks at the shelf. He looks at the clock.
He looks at his hands.
“Well,” he says slowly, an idea forming. “We could… improvise.”
Valeria tilts her head. “Define.”
Reed smiles, just a little. “Tonight, I am the story.”
Franklin’s eyes go wide. “Like acting?”
“Like,” Reed says, already stretching his arms, “illustration.”
Sue passes by the doorway and stops, watching as Reed’s silhouette begins to change. Arms arching, shoulders broadening, his form reshaping into something vast and playful.
She smiles softly.
Reed clears his throat, voice lowering into something theatrical. “Once upon a time…”
