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Part 4 of SPN Coldest Hits
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2016-08-20
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The Night Was Also Moist

Summary:

fuckin drippin wid all dat moistyness bruhski

Notes:

rAN aN DUn LUK BEK

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Work Text:

The night was dark and stormy, rain pounding against the window like wet, dead fingers begging to be let inside, the blackness around him only disturbed by a flash of lightning. He buried his head in his hands, shivering and flinching when the thunder rolled.

“What have I done?” he murmured to himself, over and over again. “What the hell have I done.”

chuhk zatz up and leand bak so hiz doohbul zin appurrd hiz tungo ztikin uot uv hiz mooth

he ztard at di skurri wurdz on di scrun uv hiz looptup

hurrifeed eyez weed

thandur bummd uotseed

latnin flazin in chuhk'z oopen wundew

cazziel an dannie add pucked in hiz ztowi

he add mud dem puck laik weabbetz in hut

chuhk craiz ludly

"i zu zuawi mi zildren"

chuhk dai in hiz zeet

Notes:

that was such trash holy shit nuggets

Once more, y'all can blame the August SPN Coldest Hits challenge for this.

Title: The Night Was Also Moist (aka 'da neet wuz alzu mozt')
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Character: Chuck Shurley
Tags: Alternate Universe, Scary, Very Scary, Run For Your Life, No Looks Back, Don't do it
Summary: Fucking dripping with all that moistyness brother

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