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"Roblox, what the Banlands is this about?" Builderman irridtatedly inquired, begrudingly following Roblox deeper into the old basement.
"Work." Was the only response Roblox gave as it stopped its walking in an unpowered area that Builderman frankly depised, he would rather this floor not exist entirly but they'd made it into a makeshift sleeping quarters for the apperntinces and interns.
"This doesn't look like work to me." Builderman crossed his arms over his chest, refusing to go any further into the area. "It looks like you're glitching again, that's what."
Roblox's cord tail flicked in acklowgment of the threat of getting factory resetted again. "Rest assured, sir, that will not be nessary in the slightest. I am functioning perfectly fine." It readjusted its suit jacket and rolled up the sleeves.
Builderman took a step forwards despite himself, his voice raising ever slightly. "You said that last time too, and wouldn't you know it, you were, in fact, glitching." Before he could pull up his Admin panel to run a check on Roblox's systems, its long tail lashed out and a weapon formed in its hands, his Banhammer.
"You know, sir, I was thinking -- well, processing as you would put it -- and it hit me! You're not so different from the hackers you want me to elminate." A smile.. A smile that went from "ear" to "ear" formed on Roblox's "face". "And you know better than anyone how I'm supposed to respond to hackers, you programmed it after all!" The Hammer rose as its tail wrapped around his legs and proceed to imbolblize him.
Builderman paniced, Roblox wasn't supposed to be able to do this unless it found a loophole in it's systems.. and it clearly had. "Abort! Abort!" He yelled in panic, thinking the command would work.
"You programmed that out of me, remember?" The hammer fell as a mix of screams and the breaking of bones filled the empty office.