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It is a common fact that New York City is often known for it’s loud atmosphere. Not a day would go by without a bombardment of noises filling the city streets.
However, on this particular day, there was an odd calm that acquainted the frequently bustling city.
No one was barking at each other, cars drifted through the road without interruptions, and the pigeons would glide across the sky. It was almost as if one would be able to hear a pin drop.
The serenity would swiftly be cut by the sound of a thwip.
A man clad in red and blue spandex would be seen swinging across the streets, his movements appearing graceful from a ground view.
This was no other than “The Amazing Spider-Man”, or the people who are closest to him would know him as, the everyman, 21-year-old, Peter Parker.
The masked vigilante would swing across the skyline, seemingly suspicious of the unusual silence.
Spider-Man would land on a rooftop, and would place one foot on the edge, inspecting the streets for any signs of criminal activity.
Spider-Man scrunches up his face, “It’s days like this where being Spider-Man could be seen as the most boring job on the planet” Peter thinks. “Oh wait, scratch that, I don’t even get paid…”
He lifts his gaze to see a billboard settled on top of another building, which would feature one of his most heinous enemies plastered on the front…..
J. Jonah Jameson. Who was tearing a stuffed plushie of the wall-crawler, whilst a speech bubble beside him would say “NOT MY HERO”
“Glad I have Jonah to keep me company...” He would say sarcastically.
His thoughts would be interrupted when the sound of a loud explosion would fill the streets.
The vigilante darts his head towards a nearby bank, where he would see a yellow cladded figure, holding mechanical gauntlets.
Spider-Man smirks, “Finally, some action”. He says as he swings towards the danger.
Inside of the bank, many bystanders would appear terrified, as they would run out of the building for means of protection.
The street criminal known as “The Shocker” would march his way toward a shivering bank clerk.
Whilst maintaining eye contact, the criminal lifts his arm beside him, and a shockwave would explode from his gauntlet, destroying a large section of the building.
The Shocker, who was confident he had fully intimidated the man, would demand in a booming voice,
“Bank vault, NOW”, He roars.
The reverberation of his voice would cause the bank clerk’s knees to shake uncontrollably.
“I-It’s do-wwn to y-your l-left” He would say as he raised a shaking finger to said direction.
The Shocker would smile in satisfaction, as he marches his way toward the vault.
He lifts both of his arms in front of him, and two shockwaves would explode from his gauntlets, destroying the vault door, and revealing the mountains of cash on the inside.
However, before the Shocker could claim a single dollar, a web would attach itself to the criminal’s back
And he would find himself launched back and flung across the room before he hits a wall.
The owner of the web strand would reveal itself to be Spider-Man.
“Really? Robbing a bank? Doesn’t the same schtick get old, Hermie?” he would say as he entered a battle pose.
Shocker would recover and shake off his bruises.
He lets out a pseudo chuckle, “I could never get tired of some free money, but…” His gauntlets would start to vibrate violently.
“I’M GETTING FUCKING SICK OF YOU!!!” Shocker would roar as he aimed his gauntlets at the masked hero.
Two loud shockwaves would explode from his gauntlets.
Using his quick reflexes, Spider-Man would dodge them both before swinging toward Shocker’s position.
Spider-Man swings both his feet forward and lands a hit on Shocker’s torso, causing the criminal to flung back against the wall.
Before the villain can recover, Spider-Man would web both of his hands to the wall, immobilizing his gauntlets as Shocker struggles whilst enraged.
“You know, I think you and Jonah are due for some serious duo anger counselling” Spider-Man says, as the villain starts hurling “not-nice” words at him.
Spider-Man would turn his gaze away to ensure that no one got injured in the skirmish.
“Is everybody good?” Spider-Man would ask.
The shivering bank clerk who Shocker confronted would raise a meek thumbs up
His female co-worker beside him would slap him on the back
“Come on, don’t be a wuss! Spider-Man just saved our asses again!” she says.
The man would turn to his co-worker, “This is the third time this month that a supervillain came rushing in here demanding money!” he said exasperated.
“I should’ve become a doctor like my parents wanted..!” He said whilst clutching his fast-beating heart.
His co-worker would look at him with a smug face, “Don’t be like that, are you a man or a mouse?” she said in a comical tone.
The man sighed, “I must be a man, because as far as I know mice don’t shit their pants.”
The two continued bickering whilst Spider-Man watched in amusement
However, this distraction would be costly as the Shocker would escape his bindings using the vibrations of his gauntlets.
The hero’s spider sense would go off as he darts his head back at Shocker, who was aiming his gauntlets at the two bank clerks still bickering.
“Try and stop this hero..” Shocker would say condescendingly as the power from his gauntlets would fire at the pair.
“LOOK OUT” Spider-Man said as he jumped in the way of the blast and took the shockwaves head on.
This caused the hero to flung across the room, where he bounced off the ceiling, causing pieces to crumble. And Spider-Man would hit the ground as debris would fall on top of him, immobilizing his movements.
The two bank clerks would be paralyzed with fear as Shocker would calmly walk toward the hero who was unable to move, “Well, well, well..”
He stops in front of the hero, making sure his gaze met Spider-Man’s.
“Guess it’s game, set, and match, kid.” he says as his gauntlets start vibrating with energy.
Shocker lifts his arms in front of the hero, ready to finish it off.
“DYNAMIC KICK” , someone would suddenly yell.
As Shocker would suddenly feel a surge of pain on the left side of face, and would be flung back against a wall.
The criminal would burst up in anger, demanding to know who attacked him, and his eyes would meet those of….
“NEVER FEAR, THE UNBEATABLE SQUIRREL GIRL IS HERE!” Squirrel Girl would say as she made an elaborate pose.
Shocker looked confused.
“Who the fuck are you?”
But his question would be met with aggression as an army of squirrels would appear from the open hole he left on the side of the bank.
The squirrel army would come rushing at him at once, giving him bites, bruises, gnaws, and scratches.
Shocker would try to fire his gauntlets but the ferocity of the squirrel army would be too overwhelming.
After a moment, the army dissipated, leaving a broken, and bruised man, ready to be handed to the proper authorities.
Spider-Man who was still on the ground would smile, “Thanks for the help, Squirrel Girl” he says as the woman offered him a hand, which he graciously accepted.
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As the afternoon started to fade, giving the sky an orange hue, we would see the two heroes known as Spider-Man and Squirrel Girl on top of a rooftop.
As they watched Shocker being wrestled into a squad car by New York’s finest.
Squirrel Girl, also known as Doreen Green, turned her head toward the masked vigilante, “Did everyone make it out fine?” She asked.
“Aside from infrastructure damage, no one was hurt.” Spider-Man said, as he turned toward her direction.
“And honestly, it could’ve been worse if you weren’t there, so..thanks” He said with genuine appreciation.
This caused the face of the usually boisterous Squirrel Girl to glow a light pink shade.
“I-it was nothi-ing” she asked shyly.
Spider-Man looked surprised, “Did she just stutter?”. He thought, not remembering one instance where the usually loud heroine didn’t say anything without complete confidence.
The atmosphere grew awkward as both of them couldn’t find anything to say.
In truth, Squirrel Girl had a schoolgirl crush on the arachnid hero for quite some time.
The way he risked his life for people he didn’t know on a daily basis was something that enticed her greatly.
And when she pulled his file from an Avengers database to learn that they were the same age, her attraction for him grew even further.
Plus, she read somewhere that he liked squirrels!
“Sooo…” Squirrel Girl said carefully
“You’re not…seeing anyone are you?..” she said, averting her gaze.
Spider-Man looked even more shocked. “Where did THAT come from?”, he thought.
The love life of Peter Parker was not an easy one to digest.
His real girlfriend, Gwen Stacy, fell at the hands of his archnemesis, The Green Goblin.
After her death, it took a long time for Peter to love again.
He has had on-and-off flings with Felicia Hardy, otherwise known as Black Cat, where their nightly clashes would often end with both of them in his bedroom.
However, Peter knew that Black Cat couldn’t give two kahoots about Peter Parker, and only cared about the mask, so they couldn’t work.
Mary Jane also filled the void for a while, but ironically, she just couldn’t accept his Spider-Man persona, leading to them having to break up.
Now that he thought about it, relationships often ended in disaster for the ol’ webhead.
“Guess it’s just Parker Luck”, he thought.
Now here was Squirrel Girl, a woman who Peter admittedly did find attractive, asking him if he was currently in the market.
Looking at her carefully, she was quite curvy all around, she had an orange tanktop that complemented her generous breasts. The tanktop cut off at her midriff revealing her chubby stomach, she also had brown shorts that her hips filled nicely.
Another thing to note that she was the same age as him, as they both went to the same college, however never really interacted as their paths never crossed.
“Not really…no” Spider-Man answered.
Squirrel Girl looked at his face, looking as if she was contemplating on what to say.
“Th-then, you wouldn’t mind if we..” she trailed off. “We went on a date…?”
Spider-Man pondered for a moment, before a quick jolt of pain attacked his left side, he winced as he held the area.
“Are you alright?!” Squirrel Girl asked concerned.
“I’m fine..” Spider-Man lied, “I guess Hermie got me better than I thought”. He said trying to play off his pain with humor.
“Let me see..” Squirrel Girl said, and Spider-Man looked at her with confusion.
“Huh?” He said.
“Let me see!” the woman repeated, “If you don’t get it checked out, it could get worse!”
Spider-Man pondered before relenting, he took off his shirt revealing the tone build of a seasoned athlete.
On the side of his torso, laid a large bruise where Shocker had blasted him.
“Hmm.” Squirrel Girl pondered, “It doesn’t look too bad…I can fix that right up!”.
As she said this, she reached in her pouch to pull out a small first aid kit, where she began gently applying the components onto Peter’s wound.
Peter lightly blushed at how close of proximity they were to each other.
“For someone who hangs around with squirrels a lot, she smells surprisingly good” Peter thought.
As if on instinct, Peter's left hand found itself on the back of Squirrel Girl’s head, lightly stroking her hair.
This caused Squirrel Girl to blush profusely as she lifted her head to meet Spider-Man’s gaze.
Peter realized what he was doing and stammered to apologize “S-squirrel girl, I-i’m so sorry, I didn’t know what I was think-”
“Call me Doreen.” she said as she stared at him with intention.
“Lift up the bottom of your mask” she said
Peter didn’t know why, but he did what she said and lifted up his mask to reveal his mouth.
The tension grew as their faces were only inches from each other, and as instant as an explosion, both of their lips met.
It was only seconds after when Doreen licked Peter’s bottom lip, begging for entrance.
Peter obliged as he opened his mouth, Doreen moaned softly as she fell deeper into the kiss.
The moment grew hotter as Doreen started to take off her jacket, and Peter’s hands started fondling her breasts.
The two separated as Doreen was now straddling the hero.
She gave him a sultry smile as she lifted her tank top revealing her ample bosom. Giving him a generous view as she unclicked her bra, revealing two masses of flesh that Peter awed at.
He settled a hand on one of her breasts, as she moaned softly. His hand sank into her flesh as he was in awe at her soft they were.
Peter’s other hand cupped her side as they continued kissing.
Doreen’s hand slid down from shoulder, to his chest.
Peter felt her hand sink lower to his abdomen, and then finally his member, as Doreen softly caressed the bulge in his pants.
Without hesitation, Doreen pulled away from Peter’s lips and started to pull down his pants, revealing a throbbing monster
Doreen slid off Peter’s body and bent down in front of him.
Lips met flesh as Doreen slowly fitted the member in her mouth, as she started to bop her head up and down.
Peter groaned as her incisors made their experience slightly painful, but her tongue more than made up for it.
When he released, Doreen looked at him with satisfaction as she straddled him once more and continued making out.
Peter’s hand cupped her breast once more, before it slid down to her chubby stomach, a finger slightly dipping into her deep navel, and slipped his hand in her shorts, cupping her panties and causing her to moan harder.
Peter’s hand followed a pattern as it synchronized with the way Doreen swayed her body.
A trail of saliva escaped from her lips as she felt the pleasure of the man’s fingers as they were playing with her clit.
After moments, she released onto Peter’s hand.
The webheaded hero pulled his hand out of her shorts, revealing a gooey mess.
“And they say I’m sticky.” Peter said with a smile.
Doreen let out a small chuckle before sliding off shorts, showing her bare form to the hero.
Peter figured he ought to do the same and took off the rest of his garments, even his mask, revealing himself to his partner.
Doreen looked at his face for a few moments, which caused Peter to begin to feel self-conscious.
“I shouldn’t have taken off the mask hu-”
“I KNEW YOU WERE HOT!” Squirrel Girl screamed with glee
Before Peter could answer, he was tackled by the woman and laid to the ground.
Doreen lifted herself up and placed herself on top of Peter’s member, she slowly moved up and down as Peter followed her rhythm.
Doreen moaned more as she went faster, Peter started to groan as well as he reached around to cup her ass for extra leverage.
As the two continued, the sounds that filled the rooftop were both of their moans.
Doreen’s walls were giving in as felt that she was about to release.
She bent her body to kiss Peter, who was still grabbing her ass.
Both of them would release at the same time, unleashing their moans.
Doreen then stood up, panting from the exercise.
“That pant was pant fun.” She said out of breath, “Really pant fun.”
She turned around, but was caught by surprise when she felt a smack on her ass
Before she could look back, she felt Peter’s body behind her own.
“I’m not finished yet”. He said in a commanding tone.
Doreen got chills when she felt him groping her ass from behind, and started to get hot again.
With a swift motion, Peter gently bent her at a 90 degree angle, and his member entered inside her ass.
Doreen felt excitement. She has had sex before, but this was the first time that someone would fuck her ass
Peter began with a slow motion to prevent any pain, and after Doreen gave him permission to go faster, he obliged.
Peter moved with quick grace, as his hips repeatedly slammed against Doreen’s ass, causing it to jiggle from contact
Doreeen felt her eyes roll on the back of head as she was getting plowed by the hero.
Peter’s hands reached around to grab her stomach for grip. Trying to ignore her bushy tail that was tickling his face.
A mixture of moans and pants filled the rooftop, as both Peter and Doreen felt a stirring sensation in their lower regions.
Peter’s hands moved up from her stomach to her soft breasts, Doreen moaned harder, as both climaxed at the same time.
Peter released his grip and pulled his member out of her ass.
Now gasping for air, Doreen turned around and hugged Peter tightly.
Her breasts smooshed up against his firm chest.
“I’m such a clutz” she said while giggling, “This was supposed to saved for after the date”
Peter hugged her back, “If this is what to expect from our dates, then here’s to plenty!” he exclaimed.
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Months would pass, and the criminals of New York would no match for the combined might of Spider-Man and Squirrel Girl.
Many newspaper companies such as the Daily Bugle would speculate that the two had a secret relationship, to which the pair would often deny these claims.
However, whilst on Avenger assigned missions, you may catch Spider-Man’s hand groping Squirrel Girl’s ass from behind.
Or Squirrel Girl’s hand laying on Spider-Man’s toned abdomen for moments too long.
On one of these missions, a team consisting of Wolverine, Squirrel Girl, Hawkeye, and Spider-Man were sent to a secret A.I.M base to recover stolen technology.
As hoards of A.I.M soldiers bombarded the heroes, Wolverine would slash them ferociously using his adamantium claws, whilst Hawkeye would fire explosion arrows.
“Where the fuck is Webhead and Buck-Teeth?” Wolverine would ask as he filets an unfortunate A.I.M soldier.
Hawkeye would look annoyed, “How should I know?” he says as he continues firing arrows.
Unbeknownst to the two of them, Spider-Man and Squirrel Girl would be in a dark crook of the base that was out of sight from any people.
Squirrel Girl was against a wall as her arms laid around Spider-Man’s shoulders, kissing him passionately.
Spider-Man’s hands squeezed her bottom as he groaned into the kiss.
Squirrel Girl pulled away, leaving a trail of saliva from their makeout session.
“One of these days, we’re gonna have to go public, y’know?” she said
Spider-Man would agree “Yeah, you’re right…”
He then starts to smile.
“But why ruin the ambiguity?”
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Hey guys! This was my second lemon story so let me know what you think! Thank you so much for reading! :)
