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“Have you ever had someone lick your eyeball?”
Jungkook could tell the question was sincere, but he just couldn’t help the disbelief in his voice when he replied “...No? Have you?”
“Yeah,” Taehyung said, pulling gently at his eyelashes and discarding the ones that he found on his fingers. “One time an eyelash fell in, and I really hate when eyelashes fall into your eyes, like. They’re supposed to protect them, the mutinous pieces of shit. Anyway, one fell in and my mom grabbed my face and just, like, licked inside to get it out. It literally felt like she’d licked the inside of my brain. So if you’ve ever wondered what that was like, now you know.”
“I bet you have salty eyeballs,” Jungkook said instead of bringing attention to the absurdity of this conversation.
“How dare you, my eyeballs are pure of heart.”
“Your eyeballs give to charity. Your eyeballs are environmentally conscious.” The person ahead of them in line turned around with a bewildered expression on his face, turning back around when he saw that Jungkook was looking at him.
“My eyeballs run a local animal shelter.”
“Oh my god, they would.”
Taehyung laughed. “My eyeballs are on a low sodium diet.”
“Slugs love your eyeballs.”
“You love my eyeballs.”
Jungkook had to laugh. “Yeah, I do.”