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Becoming A Boywife

Summary:

Aqua gets increasingly frustrated with Kazuma and the way he treats women, as well as always calling her useless. She hatches a plan to correct him and forever change his ways… and get herself a boywife out of it, too!

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Not many words could aptly describe the sheer anger Kazuma made Aqua feel. Kazuma was always a snide little shit she wanted to choke out, yeah. And she always made it worse by snapping back in ways she knew would anger him, yeah. That much is true. So why did Aqua begin feeling even more rageful about it? What sent a bratty, bitchy Kazuma from being business as usual to making Aqua’s head throb with unbridled rage?

 

🍑👏CLAP. CLAP. CLAP. CLAP. CLAP. CLAP. CLAP. CLAP.👏🍑

“OI, AQUA, STOP STANDING AROUND AND STARING AND HURRY UP💢 YOUR

USELESS FAT-ASS IS SLOWING US ALL DOWN BACK THERE!”

 

Aqua’s hands curled into fists, face red with fury. This… this was precisely why she was so PISSED-OFF by that boy! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, CALLING OTHERS FAT-ASSES AND BITCHES WITH SUCH AN EROTIC, GIRLY PORNBODY LIKE THAT!?!?!? After Kazuma's encounter with Sylvia, he was given the body of a trophyslut and, after learning there wasn’t really a way to reverse it, just kind of ran with it. In the beginning, the bluenette goddess was ecstatic! Finally, finally, she’d have something to lord over Kazuma’s head that’d actually make him shut the FUCK up!

 

She made sure to keep following after Kazuma as she and the party trekked through some old, decrepit dungeon, searching for an ancient scroll that may not even exist for an old man that’s definitely got a few screws loose. The whole time, Aqua’s eyes remained fixated upon one thing: the CUSHIONY CLAPBUMPERS Kazuma had for a butt. Goodness gracious, she couldn’t get over it! It took everything in her power to not pop a SKIRT-TENTING STIFFIE that would go crazy if it wasn’t gonna get lodged within his cheeks!

 

‘What’s with him? No boy with a DOUBLE-DECKER DUMPER with such WOBBLE-WIDTH should be allowed to act so uppity and not get RAPED over it💢 And what’s he calling me a fat-ass for WHEN HE’S GOT THE FATTEST ONE OUT OF ALL OF US!? Aqua never boasted about it as to not act needlessly vulgar, but she had a really sweet, big pair of asscheeks and she was fucking proud of it! And then came along Kazuma after his transformation, carrying a set of haunches bigger than even hers!

 

Did his hips swing like a pendulum when he walked on purpose? Was Kazuma aware of his new goonfueling gait or did it happen naturally? And with every step came an audible cheekclap, loud enough to attract monsters if he wasn’t careful. Even Megumin and Darkness are openly drooling over it, so why the fuck did he single HER out!?

 

The worst of all of this was that Aqua couldn’t be sure if his teasing was on purpose or not. Yeah, she can believe that he wasn’t flaunting his cushiony rear because he actually wanted dick. Kazuma didn’t really display any faggy tendencies before, and it was only his body that got put through some changes. Maybe those tight pants that his SWEATY FUCKTRUNK bulged out of at the top were the only pants he could buy that could come close to fitting. And maybe he made sure to SLUTSQUAT when picking something up instead of bending over because otherwise, he’d be in one hell of a compromising position.

 

“Aqua,” Darkness whispered to her, “are you planning on finally raping Kazuma and making me have to step in to be a cocksock in his stead? Kyaaa, I never thought this day would come…!!!”

 

“If I rape anybody, it’ll be Kazuma. Not you,” Aqua sneered. 

 

Even so, she wouldn’t do it anyway. Trying to overpower Kazuma and make a fagslut out of him is tempting, but she has to do it in a ve~ry particular way. No, she needs respect, not fear. If he respects her, he’ll be sure to never act up again. If he fears her, it could lead to something awful! But how’s she going to do it? She’s not sure if she has even the smallest reason to–

 

 

Wait. She nearly stopped in her tracks again, remembering something that happened the other day, something she didn’t quite get to process yet. When she accidentally stumbled upon Kazuma pleasuring himself in the bathroom, the goddess only having a few seconds to look at it before she was yelled at to get the fuck out, random objects being thrown her way.

 

SATOU KAZUMA HAD A TINY LITTLE DICKLET FOR A COCK THAT WASN’T

EVEN A MEASLY THREE INCHES LONG WHEN ERECT.

 

He wasn’t always that tiny, and his often-appearing bulges was why she knew that. This gave Aqua the perfect plan! If word just so happened to get out about Kazuma’s boyclitty, it’d truly be all over for him. It’s one thing for a man to be so bottomheavy, but to not even be packing an average dick? It’d all be over. He might as well be a GIRL at that point, and he’d get dragged into dirty back-alleys and turned into an anal whore by the first man that saw him. He’d never live it down, forced to gobble dicks on street corners to make end’s meet, getting gaped and fucked sideways no matter what he did and where he went!

 

Megumin looked at Aqua and squinted, more than a little put off by her frightening expression. “You’re totally going to do something nasty to Kazuma, aren’t you? I’m surprised it’s taking you so long. You already act like a bitter couple that has hate-sex all the time…”

 

Aqua quite liked the idea of that, if she was being honest. “I’d tell you to quiet down if he couldn’t hear us over his bootycheeks wobbling anyway! Look, all you have to know is when I’m through with him, he won’t be an uppity little slut anymore! Ah– I guess he’s not a slut in the first place. But he will be soon!”

 

Megumin shrugged, and Aqua rubbed her hands the whole rest of the way as she plotted. Yes, yes, this’ll do great! That faggot is never gonna know what hit him! 

 

* * *

 

Satou Kazuma, with enough time, found himself feeling somewhat at peace with his new body. Give a fairly masculine dude the lower half of a female pornstar and yeah, he’s going to have a lot of trouble trying to adjust to it! Kazuma liked thick thighs and fat asses as much as the next guy, but being the one to wield them felt pretty weird. Even just twerking in the mirror felt gay as fuck, despite getting off to himself probably only counting as masturbation.

 

The worst of it was his dick shrinking. Contrary to what Aqua might like to say, he has a very nice and sizable cock, thank you very much! Well… he used to. What now sat between his legs was a 2-inch dick that he couldn’t claim to be proud of in any way, shape or form. If he shrunk by two or three inches, sure! It wouldn’t be so bad. BUT EIGHT!?!?!? That kind of nerf wasn’t even fair at all! At least let him keep an average dick! This wasn’t going to pleasure any woman!

 

But, h-hey, if he found a girl who really loved him, she wouldn’t mind. Right!? Besides, all of this had its positives. It was fun to smack his own ass and watch it jiggle around when he got really bored, and everyone was a lot nicer to him on account of them wanting to get up in his guts, not that he’d ever let them.

 

If he couldn’t get himself out of this, he might as well embrace it and find ways to enjoy it! Otherwise, the guy would just go crazy. So… up and at ‘em! Kazuma woke up ready to take on another day and get more used to his boner-raising body! Maybe after a few more minutes. He was up, but he just wanted to rest some more… jeez, something was weird, though. He didn’t buy a weight blanked, did he? Because he can feel something heavy pressing down on his chest. And what was with the smell? Was someone cooking breakfast? If so, it smelled really delicious! Wait. Was something dripping on his face? What was going on?

 

Kazuma opened his eyes and screamed in abject horror as he was faced with Aqua’s 20-INCH GODSCHLONG throbbing and pumping out pre before him. The only word to describe it was ugly. Veiny, thick and a couple shades darker than the rest of her, a dick ill-fitting of such a “pristine” goddess. Unfortunately, she acted quicker than him, grabbing his wrists and pinning him to the bed before he could move.

 

“Aht-aht-aht, Kazumaaaa~ You’re not going to worm away from me this time! We’ve got some BUSINESS to discuss, don’tcha know?”


Kazuma gritted his teeth, trying hard to wrestle out of her grip. Her own lardcheeks weighing him down so much meant that wasn’t happening. He gave up very quickly, averting his eyes from her leaking appendage. 

 

“What the h-hell do you want, you useless bitch!? What are you gonna do with that thing, molest me? You… y-you can’t, dammit! I’LL K-KICK YOUR ASS FOR THIS! YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALLS!

 

Aqua didn’t make a snide remark about her bloated cum-bags, for the loud gurgle they made after Kazuma’s outburst said more than enough. Her tongue pushed out and rolled along her lips, eyes gleaming with excitement. “Come on, Kazuma! We’ve been through too much for me to do something let that to a treasured friend. Nope! I’ve come here to make a proposal. A deal. There’s something I know you don’t want happening, and the only way to make sure it doesn’t happen is tooo… give me what I want~”

 

Kazuma gulped. He nodded, the severity of this situation already quite clear to him. Aqua was the kind of girl to be all bark and no bite. If she wasn’t deadly serious about this, she’d have just woken him up, yelled at him about this and he’d turn over and ignore her. But to wake up with her dick dangling over his face, casting a massive shadow and drooling at the sight of him? She could be taking him right now, and she wasn’t. She fucking meant this.

 

The goddess backed it up a bit until her ass landed on his crotch, teasingly rolling her hips to grind along it. Kazuma moaned effeminately, earning a laugh from his companion.

 

“I saw it, Kazuma. And you know I did. You’ve got a pathetic, shrimpy FAGCLITTY in place of what used to be a decently big dick! You’re doing your best to hide it, right? That’s why you keep stuffing things into your pants to make it look like you’ve got enough meat to form a big dickprint. And you know what’d happen if someone were to find out, right?”

 

“I-I—” Kazuma choked on his words. Eyes widened with realization, bone-chilling fear settling into him.

 

“We both know what’d happen. You’d never get taken seriously again. You’ll get passed around and treated like a fucking BITCH💞 Honestly, I think your days are numbered anyway! Girls that eye up that supposed stud-slab you’ve got are gonna wonder why you flirt but never let them bounce on it. But the very least I can do is make sure they don’t find out the truth from anybody else!”

 

“You… y-you vile, conniving BITCH. What, a-are you blackmailing me right now!? Is this it!?”

 

“Hey, I didn’t say anything of the sort! I could be agreeing to help you keep up that BIG-DICK image you like to keep! Maybe tell some girls how much you rock my world sometimes. But we both know that wouldn’t be true, heheh!”

 

She’s saying all of this with the straightest face ever, hints of genuine hatred seeping through. All the while, that dickslab of hers loomed overheard, throbbing in a most threatening manner. To Kazuma, it felt like this decision would determine if he lived or died.

 

“Here’s the deal,” Aqua grinned, “you have to do what~e~ver I say and ask of you, and little by little we’ll get you corrected. Corrected for being such a bratty little BITCHBOY that thinks he’s the greatest thing to grace this world. Don’t worry, though, you’ll be just fine! It’ll be great to spend some precious alone time with your first companion, right? Otherwise– heh, I think you get the idea.”

 

He already knew his answer, but just for the sake of not immediately granting her satisfaction, he pretended to think about it. Get his secret revealed and forever tarnish his reputation, or go along with Aqua and whatever it is he has planned. At least with the former, he has a good idea of what’s going to happen. There was no telling what Aqua could do and that was the more frightening thing at the moment. But…

 

Even more frightening would be stepping outside and getting mobbed by bussy-hungry studs before he can so much as breathe in the crisp morning air. He has to keep this secret. He has to. Otherwise, he just wouldn’t be able to look at himself in the mirror.

 

“You’re fucking sick,” he told her, “but f-fine. I don’t have a choice anyway…”

 

Devilishly, Aqua grinned, gracing his small dick with one more set of wobbleclaps before hopping off the bed. He wished she could’ve done that just one time before the transformation happened.

 

“Get some more rest, Kazuma! I’ll let you know to come downstairs when the preparations are ready. And don’t worry, Darkness and Megumin are out for the day. We’ll get to enjoy some precious, precious quality time without interruption!”

 

“... Yeah. O-Okay,” he replied, turning over and trying to get some more shut-eye, as difficult as that would be with a pit in his stomach.

 

Aqua shut the bedroom door behind her and strode away, looking forward to what was to come more than anything. Her plan went off without a hitch, and now all there was to do was start torturing him! Yay~! However, when she was done with him? He’d come out of it with some genuine, real love and appreciation for her. She’d make sure of that for her future broodfaggot💕