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I WON'T DIE
THE DEATH YOU CHOSE
THE DEATH YOU PLANNED
THE DEATH YOU GAVE ME
I AM STRONGER
I HAVE A BLOODPUSHER
ABSENT OF PREJUDICE
FULL OF LOVE
YOU WON'T LET ME SAVE
YOUR BLOODPUSHERS
BUT, MINE DOESN'T HAVE TO DIE.
CG: HEY EGBERT
EB: Oh hi Karkat! What's up?
CG: SHUT UP.
EB:...
CG: MY BLOOD IS RED
CG: YOURS IS TOO
CG: DON'T MAKE THIS AWKWARD
CG: BUT I'M FLUSHED FOR YOU
EB: aw Karkat that was really good!
CG: YOU REALLY LIKED IT?
EB: yeah! but...
CG: BUT WHAT?
EB I'm not a homosexual.
CG: JOHN IS THIS YOUR FANFICTION?
EB: My what?
CG: EXACTLY. NO IT'S NOT. IT BELONGS TO A SICK MINDED GLOBEFONDLING DOUCHEFUCKER WHO THINKS YOU AND I ARE THE OTP OF ALL TIME. JUST SHUT UP AND FUCKING ROLE WITH IT.
EB: um ok... can I ask you something?
CG: WHAT?
EB: Um... which of us is the girl?
CG: I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT JOHN.
EB: Can you ask?
CG: NO. I'M NOT GOING TO ASK.
EB: Please?
CG: NO
EB: It's you isn't it!
CG:...
EB: Pfh ah ah ah ah ah!
CG: GO DROWN IN A BUCKET YOU SPONGEDEAD NOOKSTAIN
EB: Now I know why you're always so angry!
CG: DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT. EGBERT I SWAER TO GOG DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
EB: You're on your period aren't you?
CG: I WANT TO CULL YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
EB: I love you too Karkat!
TA: a poorly drawn piicture of KK to come 2oon!