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"Roll for tummy rubs." - Geoff
"That's top of the pipe thinking from a bottom of the pipe guy." - Ryan
"I make a perception check to watch this halfling asshole..." - Ryan
"You should eat it." - Ryan
"I'm going to eat the fungus... No I'm not going to eat it...Dare me to eat it." - Geoff
"I dare you to eat it." - Gus
"I ate it." - Geoff
"You're such a pain in the ass, I imagine." - Michael to Geoff after Geoff once again tries to get extra points on a roll.
"I'm so thirsty but it's so refreshing, I feel like..." - Geoff
"Wait for it..." - Michael.
"I feel more hitpoints." -
*Michael eyerolls*
"You have the look of one touched by the Gods." - Frank as Spidebait
"He's touched alright." - Gus
"Touched in the head." - Michael
"And in the dick." - Gus
"No, that's where he's not touched. He wishes he was touched in his dick." - Michael
"You make some noise. Give it up for the sword." *starts clapping* "Everybody. Give it up." - Ryan
"Give it up for the sword." *scoffs* "The sword a round of applause everybody." - Michael
"Please be sure to tip your sword." - Geoff
"The Gods say, ye who boasts the most shouldn't." - Geoff