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the losers club || friday , 4:12 pm .
penis lord : SUMMER FUCKING BREAK BABY
GINGER : FUCKING FINALLY
mike ^_^ : you guys are wayy too excited about this
billynator9000 : you dont understand mike
hypochondriac : I understand him
ben : i dont think you get a say in this
No offense
penis lord : Yeah he doesnt
[🖕: 1] — hypochondriac
Its ok eds just tell me you want me
hypochondriac : i want you dead
stanley urine : i've never related so much to a message
penis lord : YOU BOTH WOUND ME
For i hath dkne no ewrong
hypochondriac : Your spelling can't say the same
penis lord : yeah but ur mom can
penis lord has been muted by stanley urine for an unspecified amount of time.
GINGER : stan saves lives
hypochondriac : why would you do that
billynator6000 : wdym
hypochondriac : hes spamming my fucking pms now
mike ^_^ : whats done is done
stanley urine : it's for the better
ben : we appreciate your sacrifice, Eddie
GINGER : make it out alive soldier
billynator6000 : we'll miss you champ
hypochondriac : WHAT THE FUCK
[❤️: 5] — GINGER, ben, stanley urine, billynator6000, mike ^_^, [💗: 1] — penis lord
i hate you all
mike ^_^ : you loovee us
ben : you don't need to hide it Eddie ❤️
GINGER : IM GIGGKING WE SOUND LIKE FACEBOOK MOMS
hypochondriac : richie fucking tozier do NOT make a joke about my mom using reactions.
penis lord has been unmuted by billynator6000
--> "GINGER : IM GIGGKING..."
penis lord : mrs k mentioned 😍😍
hypochondriac : FUCK YOU
BILLY EHY EOULD YOY DO THIS
penis lord : technically i didnt use reactions
billynator6000 : it all comes and goes
(i was bribed with comics)
penis lord : thats what she said
hypochondriac : >< this close to leaving this GOD FORSAKEN group chat
GINGER : babys first time using emoticons aawwww 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️
penis lord : thats how close ur mom is
stanley urine :
hypochondriac :
ben :
mike ^_^ :
billynator6000 : on second thought maybe he should go back to the cage
penis lord : i did nithing eirng
penis lord has been muted by stanley urine for 10 minutes.
GINGER : barely been 2 minutes since he got unmuted btw
hypochondriac : the world is healing
stanley urine : i can feel the stress evaporating
billynator6000 : A whole new world
mike ^_^ : A new fantastic view
ben : No one to tell us no, or where to go
GINGER : Or say we're only dreaming
hypochondriac : Your theatre kids are showing
ben : you love it
hypochondriac : unfortunately I do
[😂: 1] — penis lord
dont you DARE laugh you muted little shit
[☹️: 1] [Ⓜ️: 1] [🇧🇶: 1] [🚽: 1] [🍅: 1] [🚫: 1] [: 1] [🤬: 1] [💔: 1] [🖕: 1] [🇦🇱: 1] [🙅♂️: 1] [🧃: 1] [🐛: 1] [👎: 1] [🤤: 1] [🐦: 1] — penis lord
what the fuck.
billynator6000 : LMAO whta the fuck does that mean
ben : the flags 😭
GINGER : WHY IS THERE A TOILET
stanley urine : the bird.
mike ^_^ : are we supposed to be deciphering this?
hypochondriac : no
billynator6000 : Yes
I love a challenge
[✅️: 1] — penis lord
stanley urine : yeah i bet u like being romantically challenged rich
[😟: 1] [🖕: 1] — penis lord
GINGER : HELLO??
hypochondriac : WHAT
ben: IM SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING
mike ^_^ : Its ok, I did too
billynator6000 : the silent retaliation 💔
"😟" "🖕"
mike ^_^ : i cant believe im watching this live
stanley urine : infront of the big screen
ben : this is free??
GINGER : surprisingly
mike ^_^ : if Richie was unmuted
I don't wanna imagine how it's gonna look like
billynator6000 : light banter disguised as utter hatred and despair
GINGER : theyd throw the craziest shit at eachother and then talk about dead poets society like it belongs in a museum 5 minutes later
stanley urine : .
hypochondriac : caught red handed I fear
GINGER : you mean rainbow handed
stanley urine : WHAT THE FUCK
ben : lgbtq hands
billynator6000 : WHAT
GINGER : wonderful analogy ben
mike ^_^ : so very accurate
hypochondriac : I'm touched Ben
penis lord : I'll touch you
hypochondriac : WHAT
GINGER : WHAT
stanley urine : What
EHATT
billynator6000 : EHATATATTTATAA
ben : I beg your finest pardon?
mike ^_^ : anything else youd like to share witb the class ❤️
stanley urine : so shocked i forgot i muted him earljer
HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU CHAT
penis lord : well well well
Im just that 𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌
mike ^_^ : no stan just pressed 10 minutes on accident instead of unspecified
stanley urine : 𝖔𝖍
GINGER : THE FUCKING FONT
hypochondriac : I CANT BREATHE
penis lord : EHAT
mike ^_^ : HYPOTHETICALLY OR??
billynator6000 : EHTTJR 1 S
hypochondriac : I tried using slang
stanley : Eddie, yes offense, since when was "I can't breathe" a slang
hypochondriac : MINDY FROM 8TH GRADE SAID IT WAS
GINGER : who the fuck is Mindy 💔
penis lord : cheating on me huh
I see how it is eds >:/
hypochondriac : WE ARENT EVEN DATING??
ALSP dont call me that
mike ^_^ : that goes both ways
stanley urine : either youre dating mindy OR you're dating richie
hypochondriac : SjrhTOP IMNKT DATING ANYONE
GINGER : denial is a river in egypt
ben : it's ok eddie we'll support you
GINGER : even if they have a penis or not ❤️
penis lord : you heard em' eds 😉
billynator6000 : freakass wink emoji bro
ben : it looks like it'd cuddle up with me in bed
penis lord : if it insists
hypochondriac : are you serious
GINGER : aww eddie spaghettis jealous
stanley urine : what else is new
penis lord : ur moms shampoo
penis lord has been muted by stanley urine for 5 minutes
stanley urine : MY FINHERS KEEP MAKING THEM TIMED INSTEAD OF UNSPECIFIED
[😂: 1] — penis lord
shut the fuck up richie
[☹️: 1] — penis lord
ben : nothing we can do now I guess
hypochondriac : the moment he gets unmuted is the moment my grave finally gets used
GINGER : WHY do you already have a grave set up
billynator6000 : richie made it to trip Mrs. K up
mike ^_^ : of course 💔
ben : Once again
I apologize for giggling 💔
billynator6000 : we all did
its a canon event
mike ^_^ : intimidating sound effect
GINGER : giggling whyd u type it out
mike ^_^ : my phones mic is really bad
billynator6000 : is it as bad as richies in a round of valorant
[🖕: 1] — penis lord
mike ^_^ : yeah, that bad
ben : that bad..?
hypochondriac : His mic isn't that bad
stanley urine : why are you defending his mic
GINGER : hes in a romantic affair with richies mic
hypochondriac : SOTP IM NOY
penis lord : my mic cant say the same
richie & stan's dms. || friday 4:41 pm .
stan : you wanna be that mic dont you
richie : yes i fucking do