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Councilloe Bronte and Forkle had met up for a negotation between the Council and Black Swan since everyone had gotten tired of the rebellion and such.
Eveeyone else was running late it seems. The two of them just sat at opposite ends of the table. Forkle inspected the room he was in. Big stained glass windows and blue crystals everywhere. He didnt want to look into those beautiful grey-blue eyes that he knew were staring back at him at that momentt.
"So.. pretty hot in here, huh?" Bronte said, making idle conversation but his brain had stopped working due to the hottness of this disguised elf. Even his disguise coulsnt hide it.
Fotkle blushed. "Y-yeah… youre pretty hot—" the words slipped out before he could stop them and his face turned so red that it invented a new coleor
Btonte gasped, and he blushed too. "You really think so?"
"Yeppers" Forkle said, fully confident.
"W-well you are hot too. The hottest elf ive ever seen in fact."
"I feel the same about you."
Fornle then ripped his shirt off and beneath that was another shirt that said Team Bronte, a t-shirt from society6.com/shannonmessenger. (Real only in this universe)
Bronte blushed harder. "Wow nice shirt. Can i kiss you now?"
"Hell yeah!" Forkle excitededly said excitedly.
Then they kisedd and it was beautiful . There was many wonderful emotions and they were all sexy.
The smell of feet from the ruckleberries from forkles disguise made Bronte even more turned on cuz he was secretly into feet.
OH NO THE DOOR IS OPENINGG!!!!
The rest of the council then entered one by one and they gaspededed as they entered.
"Bronte! Why would you start the treaty making without us!" Emery yelled, scandalized.
"Because you all were late you idiots." Bronte sighed, annoyed that he had been interupted.
"Fine. Lets start makimg the treaty." Emery then telepathically reached out and connected their minds all together to discuss the new treaty.
And then the telepathic orgy commenced and they all started making out with eachother . Which is how elves make treaties btw.
Thats why all the intelligent species made peace with them because they couldnt deny how good of a strategy this is.