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Yumi added Takagi, Chiba, Sato-san, and Shiratori-san to a group chat
Yumi renamed this group chat to Conan-kun the Shinigami
Takagi: Yumi what is this
Yumi: hush lemme say something this is a group issue
Yumi: for the sake of our sanity i think this needs to be addressed
Yumi: conan-kun is definitely a shinigami
Yumi: i’ve seen him like three times and all three times he has been at a crime scene
Yumi: and he’s only like what seven or something?????
Yumi: wataru i see you lurking there come out
Yumi: miwako you too
Shiratori-san: Miyamoto-san we’re at work, shut it.
Yumi: if you’re at work too then you shut it
Sato-san: Honestly I agree Conan-kun runs onto dead bodies on a daily basis
Takagi: Yumi how rude ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Takagi: But yeah I agree too
Takagi: And Megure-keibu calls Mouri-san the shinigami…
Chiba: who’s conan-kun
Chiba: i don’t think i met him before
Yumi: to sum it up he’s basically a child who keeps encountering dead bodies if we find him there’s bound to be a dead body in a 50 metres radius
Yumi: well that’s at least from what i heard
Yumi: miwako wataru back me up so i don’t look like an idiot spouting nonsense T-T
Shiratori-san: I mean to be fair you do look like one
Yumi: WOW OK RUDE MUCH???
Sato-san: What she says is true although takagi-kun usually sees him more
Takagi: Yes in the past two weeks we’ve had about three murder cases all of which involved Conan-kun
Chiba: dang O-O
Chiba: maybe i’ll see him in a case one day
Takagi: Don’t worry with his “luck” you probably will
Shiratori-san: With his “luck” you’ll probably end up wishing for ten days off per month
Shiratori-san: I know that if he keeps on appearing at crime scenes I’ll probably never have an actual rest day
Yumi: WAIT IMAGINE I ADD MEGURE-KEIBU WWWWWW
Sato-san: That’ll be crazy
Chiba: surprised you haven’t already
Takagi: If you add him in he’ll find 20 different ways to debunk your theory and prove Mouri-san is the actual shinigami around here
Yumi: not on my watch
Shiratori-san: Should I be worried?
Chiba: judging from what’s about to happen i’d say yes
Yumi added Megure-keibu to Conan-kun the Shinigami
Yumi: you are one of us now whether you like it or not
Takagi: Crazy
Megure-keibu: What is this?
Chiba: uhm
Yumi: this exists to disprove your theories about sleeping kogorou being the shinigami
Sato-san: If you want to blame someone for this whole fiasco put all the blame on Yumi not us we had no say in this
Yumi: MIWAKOOOOOO (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
Megure-keibu: That’s good to… note.
Megure-keibu: I shall keep that in mind for future purposes.
Yumi: shit
Shiratori-san: Well, I guess you brought this upon yourself anyways
Shiratori-san: And also, if there is any unpleasant banter between me and Miyamoto-san blame it all on Miyamoto-san she was likely the one who started it
Yumi: YOU’RE ACTING LIKE YOU DIDN’T START IT HALF THE TIME
Yumi: ( ༎ຶ ༎ຶ )
Shiratori-san: :)