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You hear them before you see them. A slosh. A squelch. The faint chuckle of someone who enjoys being just a little too close to your nightmares.
“Hope I’m not interrupting,” said a voice like creaking wood and sweet rot.
From the alley’s mouth, the shadows split.
Something long and loose stepped out, a figure stretched too tall, too thin, limbs just a shade too long to seem human. Their skin was black as tar, slick like oil and gleaming in places where light dared to touch. Half their face was bone-white, smooth and clean like porcelain. The other half melted into the darkness around them, features shifting, never quite still. One eye blinked gold. The other stared. Black and bottomless.
“Name’s Soul Reapor,” they said, tipping an invisible hat. “With an A. Branding is important when you're in the death business.”
They grinned. Or maybe that was just the way their mouth settled when they weren’t thinking.
It stretched too far. Their teeth were sharp, but not in rows. Just… occasional. Random. Wrapped in ruby-red gums. Like a smile that got interrupted halfway through and nobody remembered how to finish it.
From the side of their head sprouted tentacles, thin, shadowy tendrils that wiggled like they were being blown by an invisible breeze. They weren’t hair. They weren’t anything that belonged on a person, not really. But there they were, lazily curling and twisting like they had minds of their own. One of them flicked away a ghost-mite of dust hanging in the air.
“D-death business?” you echoed, the words stumbling out like a trip down the stairs.
Soul Reapor’s grin widened. Their head tilted, and the tentacles mirrored the motion, curious little things.
“Well, someone’s got to do it,” they said, mock-offended. “You think souls just sort themselves out? Please. That’s how you get hauntings, bad Yelp reviews and ghosts that can’t stop texting their exes.”
They twirled one of their finger-like digits in the air and a small purple flame flickered to life, delicate, floating, pulsing faintly like a heartbeat. Inside, if you squinted, something moved.
“This one didn’t know it was dead for three months. Can you imagine? Still going to work, microwaving leftovers, wondering why no one replied to their messages.”
The flame fizzled with a soft sigh, and he let it drift upward. It vanished with a tiny pop.
Soul Reapor dusted off their hands, again, that wet, squelchy sound, straightened their spine until they were too tall. Their proportions stretched like they’d forgotten to play by the rules of physics.
“Now, you,” they said, their tone brightening, leaning over on bowed legs. “You’re special. You can see me. That usually means one of two things, either you’ve got unfinished business... or you’re about to.”
The tentacles stilled. The air went tight and quiet, as if holding its breath.
You swallowed, the cold in your chest suddenly sharper than before.
“Is there any way to stop what’s about to happen?”
Soul Reapor’s expression flickered, bemusement, pity, a dash of dramatic flair. They drew back slightly, hand to heart like you’d just asked if the moon could take a sick day.
“Not if you want the entire cosmic pantheon on your ass,” they said, cheerfully blunt. “So no, not really.”
They shrugged, and several of his tendrils mimicked the gesture like a weird little shadow chorus.
“Fate’s not just a stubborn old witch,” they continued, “she’s unionized. You mess with the timeline, you get audited. And not the tax kind, the ‘existential unravelling of your soul thread from the tapestry of reality’ kind. Real messy.”
They paused, as if genuinely considering it. “Also boring. Cosmic bureaucracy has so many forms.”
Then, quicker than you could process, their long fingers were suddenly under your chin, lifting your face to meet their gaze. That yellow eye burned like a warning flare. Their voice dropped lower, still casual, but with something weightier beneath it.
“But. Just because you can’t stop it, doesn’t mean you can’t change how it goes down.”
They let you go, grinning again like nothing had happened.
“Wanna try your hand at rewriting your doom? I’ve got a few loopholes. A couple of favours I maybe haven’t burned yet. And hey, worst-case scenario? You explode in a morally significant way. That’s basically a win.”
A spark flared in your chest, small, defiant. A whisper of something that felt like hope.
“So, you’ll help me?”
Soul Reapor tilted their head, the way a crow might, sharp and curious, as if weighing your words for flavour. One of their tentacles curled up to brush against their chin thoughtfully, like a parody of a beard stroke.
“Help is a strong word,” they said, drawing it out. “I prefer… interfere creatively. With dramatic flair. Possibly some side quests. Definitely one moral crisis.”
They leaned in again, far too close, that grin warping the left side of their face while the white half stayed porcelain-still.
“But yes, I’ll help.”
They plucked something out of thin air, a tiny silver hourglass, its sand black as ink and falling upward.
They handed it to you like a business card.
“This is your thread. Your last reroute. You’ve got until the final grain hits the top. When it does?” They clicked their tongue. “We’re out of tricks, and fate closes the file.”
The hourglass pulsed in your palm. The sand moving
Soul Reapor stepped back, the shadows curling around their frame like a coat with a mind of its own. “So. What’ll it be, sparky? Time to shake hands with destiny- or kick it in the shins?”