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Blue Lock also known as Choas Lock

Summary:

In a universe where all the blue lock boys attend a normal high school, choas is their only constant. Group chats are being spammed with isagi begging for math homework and nobody in the chat caring enough answer him

Notes:

i got bored of scrolling on tiktok and then decided to make this

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: chapter 1

Chapter Text

                        Study Group (we don't study)

 

Isagi: Did anybody do the math homework plz I need it i'm not trying to fail math

 

Hiori: bro we had all week to do it

 

Isagi: ...well I was busy all week

 

Otoya: i saw you on roblox playing grow a garden all week

 

Isagi: i had to get all the stuff from the last update you just don't get it

 

Rin: Do your own homework Isagi

 

Isagi: not u too Rin plz i really need ur help

 

Rin: no

 

Isagi: plz i'll do anything

 

Rin: Even what i asked you about in class today

 

Isagi: anything BUT that

 

Rin: Then no.

 

Isagi: fineee i'll do it

 

Rin: ok i'll send it to you in a minute

 

Otoya: wait what the hell did rin ask isagi to do cause i've never seen him say no to anything he's ever asked him to do

 

Reo: i wanna know too, we all know isagi would jump of a clif if rin asked him too

 

Isagi: u were here the entire time reo, why couldn't u send me the math work before i sold my soul to devil

 

Rin: you're being dramatic 

 

Isagi: no i'm not, what you asked could quite literally end my life

 

Nagi: wht dd he ak isgi

 

Hiori:  reo translate

 

Reo: hi treasure 

 

Reo: "what did he ask isagi"

 

Isagi: i'm sure you'll find out eventually 

 

Bachira: I know what he asked

 

Rin: it'll be funnier to see what happens rather than us telling you

 

Isagi: does the thought of me getting beat up bring u joy

 

Rin: yes, it does

 

Bachira: me too

 

Isagi: not u too bachira

 

Hiori: i don't even know what's going on but honestly the thought of anyone getting beat up brings me joy

 

Isagi: yk everyone in this gc fake ik u guys the only people that think like that

 

Chigiri: no we not

 

                                                                                                 Blue Balls

 

Isagi: Guys does the thought of me getting beat up bring u all joy

 

kaiser: yes

 

Barou: yes

 

shidou: yes

 

aiku: yes

 

karasu: yes

 

Niko: yes

 

Chigiri: see it's just funny to imagine

 

Isagi: literally all of u are fake

 

Nanase: hi isagi u wanna play grow a garden?

 

Isagi: ofc my only non-fake friend

 

Nanase: tho i do think it would be a bit funny to watch u get beat up

 

Otoya: hahahahahahah

 

Isagi: uh shut up fag

 

Rin: i said no more slurs isagi

 

Isagi: i'm sorry

 

Reo: bros down bad