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Civilization was slowly rebuilding itself. 2 million years of human history was lost for 3,700 years but due to one teen’s determination, came back..
Where was that teen now?
“Keke, it’s almost finished!” Senku chuckled manically as he held up a vial with bubbling liquid. Obviously it would be a challenge to revive all statues— in fact that was a stupid dream to begin with. So they needed another way to procreate, obviously. The new world had only a few hundred thousand people so far, they needed more.
So Xeno and Senku combined their efforts and time to stash themselves into their lab in their free times in the pursuit of fertility. Sometime after the successful rocket launch, they nearly perfected their “omega drug” as Senku called it.
“See, Xeno! This batch is almost ready for human testing.” Senku exclaimed, his eyes sparkled with a morbid curiosity. This wasn’t just a fertility drug— nothing like clomiphene or anastrozole, this was something out of this world. “Yes, yes Senku. We will be the first scientists ever to create a drug that allows cisgender men to get pregnant!” Xeno replied with the same amount of enthusiasm. This was truly interesting, it was a groundbreaking discovery.
They tested it on some plants first, bean sprouts, before moving onto small bugs— then eventually chickens! They made a big leap of faith and tried it on monkeys— after a few tries, it was successful. Senku felt smug. From monkey’s judging him as a hairless chimp, to extracting his revenge by impregnating them. What sweet, sweet revenge this was…
Both of them were prideful in their creation as they faced the press. Though their faces looked more akin to evil scientists on the verge of world domination via pregnant men. Well Xeno’s was.
“We have created the first pill that allows men to get pregnant. That’s right, you heard us correctly! In this stone world, we need to repopulate the earth, fast. So allowing men to get pregnant will boost our birth rates by ten billion percent!” Senku announced excitedly, practically jumping up and down. A ripple of murmurs emerged from the unnerved reporters.
Minami shook her head and cleared her throat awkwardly. “Right. Anyways, Mr. Ishigami, Mr. Wingfield, this discovery is wonderful. How are you two going to test this out?” That caused a grin to break out on both of their faces. “They’re quite popular and willing to go through this.” Xeno chirped and held the rope of the curtain. Senku chuckled menacingly and they revealed Asagiri Gen and Shishio Tsukasa strapped down to chairs.
“Haha, this isn’t funny, Senku-chan! Please don’t do this azy-cray experiment on me!” Gen whimpered and thrashed in his chair. Tsukasa was more or less composed. His face was impassive as he sat in his restraints, no doubt he could break out of them if he wanted to. On the other hand, Gen was like a fish out of water. Flailing around and screaming “Don’t worry, this won’t hurt.” Senku said with a not so convincing smile.
After the whole ordeal, Gen was shaking Senku and grumbling. “Are you erious-say?? I’m actually getting egnant-prey???” He squealed with a terrified look on his face. The smaller man let out an annoyed huff and picked at his ear. “Yeah? So what? You’ll be historically famous and rich for this.” Senku replied with a snarky grin. Suddenly being pregnant didn’t seem all too bad for Gen.
“Who donated the sperm, Senku?” Tsukasa asked softly as he rubbed his stomach. His eyes were full of wonder and wistfulness. He had always wanted a baby, really. He was soft for kids. “Me.” Senku declared proudly, his red eyes shining. “Xeno didn’t want to. Something about ‘preserving’ his sperm for Stanley or something.” He grumbled and shuddered.
Senku remembered when his mentor rambled on about superior gene selection and how he nd the sniper would create the most elegant offspring. Yeah right, it was wishful thinking for the scientist.
A smile blossomed on Tsukasa’s stupidly handsome face. His smooth cheeks flushing a soft red at the thought. “So it’s our kids?” He asked charmingly, his voice exceedingly soft. That caused the younger man’s eyes to widen. His adams apple bobbed as he swallowed. “I guess so…” He mumbled, the tips of his ears tinged pink, eliciting a sly grin from Gen. “Oho? Senku Chan are you embarrassed ? Or do you simply like the idea of the two of us carrying your children? My, my..I didn’t know my dear Senku was like this.” He cackled gleefully. Senku’s eye twitched and he almost punched Gen.
Almost.
It would be a shame if his lab rat were to die in the middle of a scientific breakthrough. “I wonder if it’s a boy or girl…” Tsukasa was in his own world it seems. His mind up in space as he mulled over his —their? Future baby. Tsukasa felt like he was over the moon with joy.
Gen not so much. Images of his pregnant belly kept flashing through his mind like a horror film. Imagining himself giving birth was a horrible thing to think and Gen regretted having a brain.
The first month of their pregnancy was relatively normal. They could go on about their daily lives with minor overbearing observations from the mad scientists. Tsukasa could still train everyday and Gen could still go around doing his diplomatic missions.
But as the months passed, it was very evident that the two were pregnant.
“Senku-chan! I’m hungry! Get me avocados!” Gen complained and stamped his feet. A pout forming on his face. That made Senku look up from his phone and roll his eyes. “Ha? Get one yourself, mentalist.” He replied annoyedly and waved him off. That made Gen’s eyebrows furrow and he choked Senku. “Oi. You made me pregnant, take responsibility.”
He mumbled menacingly with eyes like demon’s. Senku choked and squirmed before groaning. “Fine! Fine! I’ll get your fucking avocados.” He said before scrambling away.
With Tsukasa however, it was very…wet.
Tears slid down those soft cheeks as Tsukasa stared at the new romance movie. After Senku reinvented TV, the film industry was thriving once more.
“It’s so romantic.” The big man lamented as he stared at the screen. There were two people crying and kissing— screaming about eternal love or something. “It looks stupid.” Senku commented, Tsukasa forced him to watch this and he couldn’t really get away because Tsukasa’s muscled arm was wrapped around his neck. Heaven forbids Senku’s neck to be snapped at the woes of a pregnant man.
But the pregnancies were relatively normal and healthy. As the months progressed, Senku monitored the two more. But that meant that the three of them slept in the same bed. It was a huge bed but Gen and Tsuksa insisted to sandwich Senku in between them. There was not only two grown men huddling close to him, but two freaking baby bumps too! It was absolute hell on earth!
“I hope this fucking pays off…”
He muttered as he stared into space as the two men coddled him.