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Kaiser dropped to his knees with an exhausted grunt.
Sweat dripped from his forehead, running down his face and sliding off of his chin onto the fake grass.
“Is this really happening?..” He dreamed of making the trashy, horse shit players of blue lock kneel before him..
How twisted and cruel is fate—
“Woah woah! Ness, just calm down—“
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.” The scene unfolding felt unreal
Ness, somehow?? had a- a GUN!? A fucking gun.
And he was waving it around like an absolute buffoon! Aiming at anyone who came too close.
“Hnnnngghk…hurrrnghhk…” He clutched his gun, mumbling to himself as he tapped the side of it against his head along with his free hand.
It’s like he’s having some sort of nervous breakdown..
“All of you. ALL OF YOU TREATED ME LIKE SHIT.”
“I can’t believe this shit is live..” Kurona mumbled under his breath, using his hand to hide the adrenaline filled, shit eating grin on his face.
“Kaisers lap dog—You said,” He points the gun at Hiori, making him flinch slightly. “German slut— That doesn’t even make SENSE! I’ve never had sex with anyone else BUT kaiser!” His hand shook and wavered to Isagi’s direction.
Strange looks were exchanged..
“Ness, I don’t think you realise just how dangerous this situation is right now—“
“BACK THE FUCK UP.” Yukimiya slowly backs away, not willing to get shot on live tv.
“I’ll light this bitch up—I-I’ll do it.”
“Clown, fucking do something! stop him.”
Isagi almost spat at kaiser as he spoke.
“Me? How in the world could I stop this?..”
Isagi’s eyes burned with anger and frustration, “YOU caused this—This whole mess—“
Ness was rambling, waving his gun around before it all came to an abrupt stop, his eyes widened slightly…
“Once I kill every BASTARD IN HERE, I’LL-“
His armed hand was grabbed and so was his other,
he grimaced and thrashed around. screaming.
“GET OFF OF ME YOU FUCKER,” He pulled the trigger a few times before it clicked.
Just barely missing the person behind him.
“Only three bullets? Dumbass.” It was Kunigami.
He grabbed his wrists while he wasn’t looking, catching him fully off guard.
Ness surrendered, flopping to the ground with a grunt as Kunigami let him fall like he was nothing, grabbing the gun and tossing it far away from the both of them.
The whole field was silent, everyone stared out in shock of what the fuck just happened.
Despite the whole situation, Ego didn’t cut the camera's live feed.
Money began flowing in and the distracting sound snapped half of the team out of their shell shocked trances,
Kurona burst out laughing while people scrambled off the field. Kurona jogged up the field to Isagi. “Pinch me! Tell me i'm dreaming-dreaming!” He shook Isagi.
“Where the hell did he get a gun from? And why was it pink??“ Isagi was lost in thought for a moment before noticing Kunigami shrug and begin to walk off,
“Hey! Hey—damnnit, wait!” , “Isagi?” Kurona was practically ditched as Isagi ran, with Kaiser still sat on the fucking ground.
“Hey!” He finally caught up, “What you did back there was badass, man. You saved all our asses.”
Kunigami halted and stared for a short second before facing away.
“I was saving My ass.” He continued walking.
Isagi chuckled, “Whatever you say, you damn hero.”
Isagi couldn’t see it, but Kunigami was grinning.
That was pretty badass. He could’ve gotten shot.
after the incident…
Ness is arrested for threatening and endangering people and for illegal possession of a firearm, the clip of Kunigami dealing with the situation so nonchalantly goes viral and Blue lock is temporarily closed because of the incident for an investigation..
The end.