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Izuku gently wakes up and looks over to realise mei is cuddling up next to him, when the two moved into the dorms they both insisted on sharing a bedroom, they've slept together for ages now that they don't think they even could sleep alone if the wanted to, they did also get a talk from midnight but after 3 minutes izuku was in tears and mei wanted to drink bleach ... yyeeeaaahhhh let's just say the two flat out do NOT want the sex Ed talk, like they'd even do any of that stuff bleeegggg.
Izuku gently got himself out of bed carful not to disturb mei, granted she could sleep through gun fire yet the moment somebody mentions something she likes she for some reason shoots up wide awake like she didn't just sleep for 8 hours straight but that's besides the point, izuku went over to his wardrobe and carfuly took his pajamas off and putting on some sweatpants and a T-shirt he felt pretty alright today so baggy clothes it was! And yeah he's aware you don't really have to be careful with pajamas but these are izukus first set in actual years so give him a break!
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Oh meis off the bed, he turned around to see mei standing up and rubbing her head gently as she turns to look at him " I just fall ?? " she asked as she stood up
" yeah just now " he said not really all that bothered
" oh dang it! And that's something I'm trying to stop doing!!! " she wined as she flapped her hands in annoyance before going to get changed, she keeps her clothes in her dorm room but since she sleeps in izukus it's more like a workshop/layout/wardrobe not that anybody complaining mind you.
After a few seconds mei came back in wearing a baggy shirt and slack pants aswell as boots, midnight once tried to get her to Wear a dress but mei quite literally ripped it off, took it outside and burnt it with a flame thrower whilst loudly proclaiming " PURGE THIS HERESY FOUL XENO!!!!!!! " yyeeaahhh don't ever give mei a dress she will destroy it midnight learnt that the hard way.
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The two gremlins then left their room and headed down to the common area where they saw snipe, ectoplasm, glad and mic for some reason all playing uno
" uno " snipe said smugly as he out down a plus two to which ecto annoyingly picked up two cards
" uuummm I would ask to join but last time me and izu played ... we ended up burning the deck " mei said non chlauntly as the two went to grab their breakfast, the ones playing looked over to the girl with questioning looks whilst mic tried to hold back a chuckle
" uuummm wh what .. ??? " midnight asked worriedly as she started to sweat
" yeah we kind of outlawed either of us playing uno at all because last time we played it went on for 5 hours and the rules kept getting more and more random, so we agreed to a draw and just so we couldn't make that mistake again we burnt the deck on a pire covered in gas " izuku said much to some of the teachers slight shock, after living with the two for a month now they've gotten use to the twos behaviours especially after the dress incident, they still don't know where mei git that flamethrower from.
" where's aizawa ?? " izuku asked as he looked around not finding the hobo man anywhere
" there he is!! " mei said enthusiastic as izuku looked over to where she was pointing and spotted his iconic bright yellow sleeping bag
'I really gotta get me one of those' he thought to himself as he made himself some breakfast, so what he likes western food in the morning not his fault chocolate wheatabix are delicious as fuck!
" observant as ever chaotic child " the man behind the bag said as he sat up and got out of the sleeping bag prepping himself to make some coffee
Mei realising what he's about to do turns to face izuku giving him the most evil smirk he thinks he's ever seen her do. He shakes his head NO rapidly as mei just turns to look over at aizawa
" hhheeeyyy aizawa??? Wanna know something about coffee ??? " she said a Cheshire smirk on he face
" mmm sure why not?? " he says, unless it's coffee or cats he doesn't really pay attention to what others say, well unless it's his family
" ... coffee is just bean soup ... " she says with the straightest face imaginable as silence quickly overtakes them all, the staff looking over at mei in utter horrors ame with izuku all the while aizawa seemingly freezes for what feels like hours before he slowly turns to face mei with the most murderous glare imaginable
"what.did.you.just.say.?.?.?."
" they hated mei for she spoke the truth " she said in full honesty before she booked it followd quickly by a chasing aizawa
" GET BACK HERE YOU HEATHEN!!!!!! " he shouted as mei cackled madly as she ran
Everybody was silent for a solid 30 seconds before mic burst out laughing along with midnight, izuku just sighed in annoyance knowing he's going to have to untie aizawa from whatever trap mei has set up for him this time
All the while nezu sat in the corner watching it all on the outside he was calm but internally he was absolutely howling like the mad demon he is