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The Silverscale Arena Q&A
Episode 10: Kuroinu-Raid Planet-Man
In accordance to the Silverscale Arena (April 2024-December 2024)
All hail Shardfire and dedicated to all the souls at the Lounge and beyond. All characters in lewd situations are 18 and above.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neV3EPgvZ3g
(Royalty Free Jazz to go with this)
The Black Fortress, Eostia…
Olga Discordia (Voiced by Fukata Sakiko): It seems my castle has some unexpected guests. Don’t mind the mess. I’ve been doing some…re-thinking these past few months. It’s time I exited my melancholy and did something about the chaotic state of my kingdom. Still, I suppose I could take the time to answer whatever questions you have. I’m not one for small talk, so let us make this quick.
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Somewhere, Anywhere…
Cleopterix (Voiced by Susan Eisenberg): It seems I am not the only one traveling through the many universes. I am willing to lend my spear to those who are in need of my aid, but it appears that you are not here for my assistance in battle. Instead, you wish to know me more? Very well. I’m still figuring myself out, so this might help. So, ask away.
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Rouge’s Apartment, Mobius…
Merga (Voiced by Morgan Berry): So, you’re the one who seeks to learn more about me? I was told that somebody would be coming here and you’re already late. Try not to wake Melanite. Lest you suffer my wrath or his. Now, what is it you want to know?
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Smallville, DC Universe…
Superman (Voiced by George Newbern): An interview with me? Normally, it’s me who does the interviewing. While I understand this has to do with the Arena, I can tell you’re not here to bring me back there. I’m still trying to find a way to stop it for good, but that doesn’t mean I’m not up for a friendly chat. If you stick around, I’ve also got some good news: mom’s making beef bourguignon tonight! Enough for all of us, I hope!
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A Fan asks OLGA DISCORDIA: “How do you think Volt's enjoying his time in the Other World?”
Volt: (as he and his mercenaries deal with horrors beyond comprehension) Who’s the bastard that suggested we go into the portal?! FALL BACK! FALL BACK!
Olga: (Watching from a purple portal in her throne room, joined by Chloe and Ananzi) Oh, look. They followed us into your dimension, dear. I wonder how long they’ll last?
Ananzi: Probably for a few more moments…or less.
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sketchfan2.0 asks OLGA DISCORDIA: “So nit an experience you’re looking to repeat in regards to the arena….but how’s the aftermath been since gaining your wish?
If Chloe were to ever settle,down, what would you approve of in terms of her chosen partner?
Swimsuit or nudist beach?
If Yiu ever considered it,what would you desire in a man in terms of looms and personality?
Is it common in exotic for women to wear outfits that show off their bodies?
How has life in oestia been since your wish came into play?”
Olga Discordia: It is a time of relaxation…but also of reflection. The Black Fortress’ magic does not spread a curse around it in this realm, allowing it to remain in peace, though there are new threats that loom, like vicious monsters and the looming threat of Janos’ megalomania. I’ve also started to actually look at the ranks within my army.
While most are still loyal to me, others merely joined just so they could indulge in their sadism. I used to not care about what my army did, so long as they did what I said…but I can no longer turn a blind eye to this. I will be quite busy.
Chloe: (Reading that second question, she raises a brow while angrily crossing her arms) As if I’d ever leave my queen’s side for something like ‘romance’! I am her dedicated guard! I am her blade! I am-
(She’s then interrupted when she realizes that a towering muscular orc woman is behind her, her eyes glowing red as she lifts the corpse of a large worm-like monstrosity over her shoulders. She’s wearing a loincloth that has a bulge beneath it, her humongous tits and rock-hard abs revealed. Her tusks are also serrated, giving her a more menacing appearance. However, her smile is warm and welcoming)
Slice-Tusk: (Sweating as she continues to lift up the slain monster) I got some dinner for the banquet. Where should I put this?
Chloe: (Blushing madly) To the left. You’ve done quite well, as usual.
Slice-Tusk: Thanks. Always happy to help. (She winks, leaving Chloe to try and compose herself as her heart starts to beat harder in her chest.)
Chloe: (Thinking) ‘Is this how the queen felt when she met Ananzi?! Did she also feel this warmth? I…I must ask her about this!’
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Olga Discordia: (Wearing her usual outfit, but only the bra and thong portions) I’ve been told my formal attire can also double as swimwear. So, I choose the former option.
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Olga Discordia: (As she lays in bed, Ananzi’s arms wrapped tightly around her as she sleeps) I’m spoken for, but in terms of what I seek in a partner, I desire one with a strong will and a strong heart. One that can withstand looking into the abyss of my magic and not lose their mind.
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Olga Discordia: (Gesturing to her outfit as she reads that question) This is not just an outfit that has earned the stare of many! The materials within this attire are found in the abyss where my magic comes from. It increases my magical prowess more than usual! Chloe wears a similar outfit to signify her devotion to me.
There is also something else about it that I personally like. My foes perhaps do enjoy the sight of how little this outfit covers…before either I or Chloe defeat them utterly. May it be the last thing the look upon before facing our wrath.
Oestia? With the Black Fortress gone, I’d imagine it has prospered. I would not know, as I don’t intend on returning unless I need to. My kingdom is doing fine in this new realm.
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Buddhe asks CLEOPTERIX: “Ever met with Daji again?”
Cleopterix: (As her neck is given plenty of kisses from Daji) There have been a few times in which I got to return to Daji’s loving arms. We’re both traveling the multiverse, seeking a new home, and we occasionally cross paths. The nights we spend together are unforgettable and we cherish them forever.
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Snivygreen22 asks CLEOPTERIX: “Are you going to try to make amends with the S1 contestants you’ve wronged?”
Cleopterix: (Thinks about that) Perhaps. If our paths cross again, I hope they’re ready for a long explanation as to why we are no longer foes. Still, if they throw the first punch upon seeing me, then I will oblige with their request for a fight. Perhaps, mid-fight, I could explain things while they let out their frustrations in a match of equals.
That, and, though my heart is no longer tainted by evil, I still love a good sparring match.
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A Fan asks MERGA: “How are you going to deal with the situation regarding C-197?”
Merga: (Standing atop the rooftop of Rouge’s apartment, looking up at CWCworld) I’ve heard of what happened involving that dimension. If Magi-Chan decides to bring destruction upon my new home, he will find that Mobius has a new warrior to defend it. Hear me roar, Chaotic Combo! Your attempted destruction of this world has NOT been forgotten! I am its vengeance! I am its claws! I-
Rouge: (Opening the window underneath, dressed in her night-wear) Need to get some sleep! You’re waking up the neighbors, hon!
Merga: (Blushing) Oh. Sorry. I got carried away there.
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Drake asks MERGA: “how do you think of Mobius”
Merga: (Walking through Emerald Coast) It may not be as advanced technologically as my old homeworld, but I find it to be rather…peaceful. I never realized how much I missed the feelings of calm that I have now. That…and there are not many painful memories here. Those I have met here have also been very accommodating.
Rouge: (Resting against a towel, dressed in lingerie) Could you rub some lotion on me? I’m starting to doze off.
Merga: (Blushing madly) Very…VERY accommodating.
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A Fan asks SUPERMAN: “How badly would Homelander get humiliated if he tried to fight you?
What's your opinion on Frank Miller's Superman Year One?
And what are your thoughts on Man of Steel?
How would Batman react to you telling your adventure in Fortnite?
What has Supergirl been up to lately?
What would happen if J. Jonah Jameson was in charge of the Daily Planet?
Who do you think would win in a race between The Flash and Sonic the Hedgehog?
Has the Justice League been focusing on trying to find Baskerra to put an end to her Arenas?”
Homelander: (As he yells at Superman in his displeased face) DON’T YOU FUCKING GET IT?! I’m Homelander…AND I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I-(With a single slap from Superman, he’s sent to the edge of the universe)
Superman: I know I’m not wanted in his world…but I’m clearly needed.
(Later…)
Superman: (Reading the comic with increasing disbelief and confusion)
(Later…)
Superman: (Taking a deep breath as he talks to ‘Man of Steel’ Superman, as Metropolis crumbles behind them) Listen…I know you mean well…and I understand that things got a little out of hand…but could you at LEAST try to take your fights to a non-populated place, like outer space or a rock quarry?!
(Later…)
Superman: He’d probably think that was just another Tuesday for me. Then again, I swear he once told he that he encountered a variant of himself from that universe before I got sent there, so maybe he’d ask me some more questions about that universe. He always does like to be prepared for anything.
My cousin? Kara’s adjusting well to life on Earth! I’m still working on how to restore Kandor…and…(Remembers his rather grueling fight with Braniac) I’m still wondering if I could have done something to stop Braniac from getting away into his own pocket dimension. He’ll be back and I’ll be ready.
Wait, who’s J. Jonah-
J. Jonah Jameson: OLSEN! Where are those photos of Batman you promised me!? I’ve got a billion calls about some cape-wearing vigilante with a bat motif runnin’ around loose in the city! You take your eyes off news like this and BAM! It’ll be gone faster than your paycheck if I don’t get some photos on my desk before tomorrow evening!
Lois Lane: (Nudging Clark while speaking sarcastically, as Jimmy Olsen trembles) He’s got a way with words, doesn’t he?
Clark Kent: (Sighing) I already miss Mr. Turpin.
(Later…)
Superman: (Trying to keep his calm upon seeing reality shatter from the race of the two speedsters) Fix this. PLEASE.
Sonic the Hedgehog: What the?! How did this even happen?!
Barry Allen/The Flash: Speed Force. I told you me going all-out would be…kind of disastrous.
Sonic:…that’s rough, buddy.
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Superman: I brought this before the Justice League and some of us more familiar with anything magical have been looking into it. Batman probably spent nights trying to think of a countermeasure in case any more of use are sent there. I feel bad for him. I wanna help in any way I can…but I even I feel like I’m out of my depth with trying to figure out how Baskerra’s mastery over space-time works.
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Kirby asks SUPERMAN: “So what's your interactions between you and Goku like outside your DEATH BATTLES?”
Superman: (as Goku floats outside his house) I know he means well, but…
Goku: C’mon, guy! I heard you were super strong! I bet our battle would be amazing!
Superman: (Imagining the sheer destruction that kind of battle would bring) Um…I’ll, uh…put a pin on that idea.
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Drake asks SUPERMAN: “are super powers really worth it or are hard work and guts good enough?”
Superman: I’d say the latter is far more important. I may have a huge array of powers, but even I had to spend years mastering them. If I wasn’t experienced and didn’t put any effort in understanding my abilities, I think I would have caused more harm than good when trying to help Metropolis. As for ‘guts’, a good amount of courage is definitely needed. I’d know. (Shudders upon thinking about his fight against Braniac)
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Buddhe asks SUPERMAN: “What's it like being a beacon of hope?
What's your opinion on the different versions of yourself?”
Superman: It’s pretty much who I want to be. Throughout my life, I’ve been shown that the world can be a scary and unforgiving place. But my folks were very clear that, even with that in mind, there’s always a chance to show that there’s always hope for a brighter tomorrow. Even if it’s a small kind gesture, it could make somebody’s day much brighter.
It may not be easy feeling like the entire world is on my shoulders, but, at the end of the day, just the fact that I made one or two people smile is more than enough. I may not be able to save everyone…and that’s the hardest thing I’ve had to acknowledge…but that doesn’t mean I can’t do anything at all.
Oh? Other versions of me? There was that time Mr. Myxlplyx showed me a whole multiverse of other versions of me. Some of them were little different…and others (shudders as he remembers seeing what his Injustice counterpart did)…suddenly, I have a newfound appreciation for Batman’s “contingency plans”. I wouldn’t want a corrupted version of me running rampant, too.
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Meow asks SUPERMAN: “Has Batman told you of his adventures on the Zero Point Island? I believed they involved some, "Deathstroke", as well..”
Superman: Deathstroke? Yeah, I think one of his variants from that universe was also mentioned by Batman. Something tells me that the outcome of that fight ends like it usually does. With Batman triumphant and Slade getting punched in the face…a lot.
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BONUS ROUND! Previous winners!
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A Fan asks MEGATRON: “If there was one Cybertronian that you wanted to suffer from Gold Plastic Sybdrome, which one would it be?”
Megatron: (Watches as Gigatron is slowly lowered into a vat of ‘Golden Plastic’) You’ve outdone yourself, Shockwave.
Shockwave: I was considering using Cosmic Rust, but I suppose this will do.
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sketchfan2.0 asks JUDY HOPPS: “Would you say you’re a shortstack and a size queen?”
Judy: (Cups around her average-sized bust) Hey! I’m not THAT short! But…about being stacked…(She then feels around her rump, clutching around her cheeks) I see where you’re coming from.
Linda: Hey. About that last bit? About you being a size queen? (Introduces a dildo as long as her own body, causing Judy to gasp as she looks upon it) Wanna test that? I…kinda wanna see you in action. (Despite her flat expression, she’s blushing)
Judy: (Taking a deep breath, she cracks her fingers) Okay. Watch and learn, Linda.
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sketchfan2.0 asks MASTER TIGRESS: “Is po as much a dragon warrior in the bedroom as much as in the field of battle?”
Master Tigress: (Panting as she lays on the bed, holding Song’s hand as she rests alongside her. Cum is oozing from their pussies, Po’s cock resting between their head’s as it continues to ooze his jizz) Very…much…so!
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A Fan asks HEAVY WEAPONS GUY: “How incompetent is Blu Team on average?
Has Blu Team ever beaten Red Team?
What was Blu Team's most embarrassing defeat?
Would Medic get along well with Tarantulas?
Have you actually tried eating a salad?”
Heavy: Imagine bear that cannot catch fish. Bird that cannot fly. That is Blue Team. The only one I would say is good at job is Blu Pyro…(whispers this last part) and that’s only because he SCARES me.
Once. (Remembers a time in which Blu Team managed to activate every cheat, causing the world to crash at the end) But only because none of us actually did and they took the credit.
Most embarrassing defeat? Well…(Recalls a time in which Blu Medic’s Medi-gun wound up HORRIBLY mangling his own teammates, yet he still considered that a victory, in spite of the gradual losses his team suffered)…that slaps Medic on the knee every time!
Shockwave: (Grabs Heavy by the shoulders as Medic and Tarantulas laugh manically, possibly thinking of all kinds of wicked experiments) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Heavy: I don’t know, but I hate it!
(Later…)
Heavy: (Munches on a salad) I have lettuce with sandwich. If this is about what Scout constantly says, tell him that his joke is now invalid.
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sketchfan2.0 asks HEAVY WEAPONS GUY: “should the day ever come when the whole war in teufort is over, think you and dawn might settle down and star a family?
how'd your family handle the new bull look?”
Heavy: (Thinking about that scenario, while also imagining that his own family is also greatly happy during it, especially since he has more time to hang out with them) Maybe…but, until then, I continue to fight for those closest to heart, Dawn and family included.
May have been punched by sister after not recognizing her brother, but the misunderstanding was cleared. I am proud of sister for doing that, given how much Heavy looked like a threat at first. While they still now know that I am still me, my mother is convinced I should retire soon, given how much she think Administrator has mechanized me for her own ends.
Sad part…is that, given Administrator’s comments about my new form having new ‘deliciously destructive consequences for foes’, that thought doesn’t sound inaccurate anymore.
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pleb_trash asks ZODD THE RUINER NERGIGANTE: “You've fought elder dragons, how about Kaijus like Godzilla?”
Zodd: (Roaring as he lunges for the MUCH bigger Godzilla, the kaiju’s atomic breath glowing bright purple)
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Buddhe asks KRYSTAL: “What do you think of your Dinosaur Planet design?”
Krystal (Staring at a picture of her counterpart) That is…certainly a lot more fur. I fear if this same amount was given to me, I would have suffered heatstroke in the sweltering jungles of my planet.
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sketchfan2.0 asks KRYSTAL: “how into each other are miyu and fay?”
Krystal: (As Miyu and Fay make-out nude in her Arwing while she’s flying, while the space vixen anthro smiles softly) Just to let you know, this is the fifth time they’ve done this during the same trip. It’s adorable to watch…and arousing. Don’t worry. They like it when I watch.
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Malice asks AGENT TORQUE: “have you gone back into combat since the arena?”
Agent Torque: (Hiding behind cover as she and her team are part of another mission, her coils ready to spring forward and ensnare her foes) You think I’m gonna retire just because I’m free of that shithole?! No fucking way!
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sketchfan2.0 asks AGENT TORQUE: “What’s it like dating a synthoid who looks like a xeno?
Would you say the sex is alright?”
Agent Torque: (Coiling around Jeri while also feeling his cock push deep into her pussy at the same time) Who cares if he looks like some cheap movie monster?! He’s charming, great as a teammate, and…as you can see…the sex fucking ROCKS!
Jeri: (Gives a thumbs-up, even as sparks fly from him due to how hard she’s squeezing around him) HARDER!
Torque: You got it, dude!
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A Fan asks ED: “Which version of you would win in a fight between each other: You with a pebble in your shoe or Edzilla?
Does 2 + 2 = 5?
How would Rolf describe his time in the Arena?”
Ed: (Watches as Edzilla is thrashed by his utterly angry doppelganger, who then turns to everybody else, prompting Ed to turn to Eddy and Edd) RUN.
(Later…)
Ed: (Thinks as a series of equations rush past his head) Nuh-uh! Everybody knows it equals applesauce!
Edd: (Throws up his hands and turns away) I’m getting some aspirin.
(Later…)
Rolf: (Talking with the other Cul-De-Sac residents) The devil fish was ravenous as she was fiendish, but Rolf did not give up! Rolf’s ancestors would have shamed Rolf for centuries to come if Rolf turned tail!
Edd: Wait. Don’t people not remember their time in the Arena after they’re sent back after losing?
Ed: (Having told Edd that earlier, he just shrugs)
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Kirby asks ED: “Has Eddy ever tried to drag Sakaki and her friend group into his scams?”
Eddy: (Shaking hands with Yukari) Imagine! You and me! Joining forces to make ALL OF THE MONEY!
Ms. Yukari: I like your style! Let’s hear it, troublemaker!
Tomo: And together, we shall RULE THE WORLD! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yomi: (Looking to Ed, while the rest of her friends just look confused) You have a way to stop him before somebody gets hurt, right?
Ed: Eddy’s the man with the plan! What’s the worst that could happen? (Cue Eddy, Ms. Yukari, and Tomo fleeing from a nearby portal, Toro the dragon chasing after them while also breathing fire)
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sketchfan2.0 asks ED: “What is the answer to question of life the universe and everything in it? Nd it is 42?
You bs shaggy,who’d win?”
Ed: (Examines the number ‘42’ for what feels like hours)
Yomi: (Looking to Edd) He’s gonna be at this for a while, isn’t he?
Edd: That seems about right.
(Later…)
Ed: (Merely has an eating contest with Shaggy, the two of them devouring sandwiches left and right while Scooby screams in terror when Dora curiously rears up, towering over the Great Dane.
An actual fight between them at their full strength would probably destroy the entire Cartoon Network Universe)
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Drake asks OPTIMUS PRIME: “do you have any soft remarks towards other Primes (I.e. Optimus Primal, Leo Prime, Big Convoy, and Fire Convoy)?”
Optimus Prime: (Surrounded by all those Primes, the Decepticons trembling in fear as they all gather around, ready to fight for justice) Well…this is just prime.
Optimus Primal: You got that right!
Fire Convoy: Get ready to unleash our BURNING JUSTICE!
Big Convoy: Wait a minute. What am I doing here? I usually fight alone?
Leo Convoy: How about with a friend?
Big Convoy: Yeah. I can do that.
Starscream: MY NIGHTMARES HAVE COME TRUE! DECEPTICONS! RETREAT!
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A Fan asks OPTIMUS PRIME: “what role do you think Huffer would have had if he was in Transformers One?”
Huffer: (After getting his transformation cog) Actually, I’m a lot more content in this universe! Everything’s gonna be just fine!
Optimus Prime: (Pausing the footage, looking then at another scene in which Megatron forms the Decepticons, sighing) If only he knew…
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A Fan asks QUEEN CELESTIA: “How well would Starfleet handle against the Aragami?
Where was Rhymey sent to after he was arrested?”
Queen Celestia: (As a scenario plays out in which United Equestria is overwhelmed by the endless hordes of monsters) I…don’t want to think about how that would end.
Rhymey? As far as I know, Celesto had him sent to ‘New Conva’, which is currently just a prison out in the middle of the sea. It’s supposed to be transported to a new planet, but they haven’t decided on a world yet. While I still have concerns over the construction of a ‘New Conva’, I’ll admit that Rhymey does require a LONG time to think about what he’s done, especially given his part in our homeworld’s original destruction and what he did to poor Fluttershy after that.
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Buddhe asks QUEEN CELESTIA: “Wait, how's Derpy?”
Queen Celestia: You mean Ditzy Doo? As far as I’ve heard, she’s been doing decently. She’s still dedicated to her job as Ponyville’s mail-mare. She’s also a wonderful mother to her two daughters, Dinky and Amethyst Star. The Space Ponies, however, refuse to acknowledge her loving and caring personality and focus more on her problems with her vision. I hope their insults aren’t getting to her.
They don’t seem to, given that, every time I see her, she has a smile on her face. (Is unaware that Ditzy is flying with Thunderlane, ready to help with more missions against Starfleet as a freedom-fighting Lunar Warrior.)
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sketchfan2.0 asks QUEEN CELESTIA: “Has anyone at any point wanted to kick celesto in the groin?
Sooo hoping for that divorce sooner or later?
Would it say the twins with chrysalis are your little bugaboos?”
Queen Celestia: (Eye twitches) If there’s a line for that…may I be in front? (Shakes her head) I mean…well…there’s probably more than a few people that have been…greatly displeased with how he’s been treating everybody. So…that’s not a stretch.
(Looks under her desk, looking at several divorce papers involving her marriage to Celesto) SOON.
(Hugs her grub-like children close to herself) Who are my bugaboos? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!
Chrysalis: URGH! NO! They are NOT ‘bugaboos’! They are the future rulers of this land! The indominable duo that will bring doom upon their future foes and…and…(Notices the puppy-dog eyes that all three are giving her) Fine. You two are my little ‘bugaboos’ too.
Celestia: (Kisses her lover on the nose) And you’re the biggest and grumpiest bugaboo of them all! (Both she, Castor, and Leiliani giggle, while Chrysalis rolls her eyes)
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A Fan asks PAIGE CREED: “How well would working on one of Mr. Puzzles' shows go for you?”
Paige Creed: (Looking at the script) There’s either barely any plot or just plots cribbed from other works. Are you sure about this, director?
Mr. Puzzles: Come now, Ms. Creed! My vision will ensure the creation of many masterpieces to come! So…(his face suddenly turns demonic) STOP QUESTONING MY VISION AND STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
Paige: (Throwing away the script, causing Mr. Puzzles to deflate) Yeah, I’m quitting while I still can.
Mr. Puzzles: WAIT! NO! Come back!
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A Fan asks JON TALBAIN: “How well would The Black Heart cast fit into the Darkstalkers universe?”
Jon Talbain: (Finding himself and Felicia fighting Hashi and Shar-Makai) This isn’t much different then any of the fights I find myself in, so I suppose they would fit surprisingly well here!
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A Fan asks METAL SONIC: “What happened to that Metal Sonic Kai form you had in Knuckles Chaotix?
Where did Eggman get all the money to make all his robots and machines?”
Metal Sonic: The hunger…the desire to consume all…I remember it all from that form…and it persisted well into the days in which I could absorb data. In fact…that hunger may return soon, if I feel the need to get even stronger…
My creator was ruthless when it came to gaining resources for his plans. Most of the time, he stole them. Other times, he scammed them out of anybody that had them. Everything else was created through hard work. This combination ensured he had a near-infinite amount of resources needed for whatever goals he set, as inevitable as failure was for those goals.
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A Fan asks LOONA: “Did you hear that Mrs. Mayberry is dating Martha now? I wonder how Vortex is feeling about that
Is Emberlynn still stalking the I.M.P. building waiting for her Blitzy-kun to sweep her off her feet?
Let's say that, hypothetically, Millie is pregnant. How would Blitzo react?
How do you pull off that Malice costume so well?
Can you hear Stella's screeching from her mansion to your apartment?”
Loona: Ever since Vortex and Bee got back together, I was kinda wondering what happened to Mrs. Mayberry, but then I heard she got hitched with that same gal that she hated…yeah, I’m not sure how that happened, either.
You mean that bitch who I have to keep chasing away from me and Blitzo’s apartment?! (Snarls when she sees Emberlyn standing outside the window, her tongue-blep pressing against the window) GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY!
Emberlyn: Me and Blitzy-kun were meant to be together! You’ll be calling me ‘mom’ soon!
Loona: (Gets the horny bat, going outside) When this shithole freezes over!
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Blitzo: (Breaks into Loona’s room) She’s pregnant?! Does this mean I’m an uncle now?! I NEED DETAILS!
Loona: It was a hypothetical! Calm the fuck down.
(Later…)
Loona: (Dressed in the Malice outfit) I’m often told I’m pretty good at cosplay, but I really struck gold with this one. In fact…this gives me an idea…
(Cue her standing in the middle of her friend group, with Gigi dressed as Storm, Pinklie dressed as Venom, Hot Dog dressed as Wolverine, and Spongebob dressed as Mr. Fantastic)
Tan-Shi: (Walking in, dressed as Jeff the Shark) I was told this creature struck fear into the hearts of the players of the game. Is this true?
(Later…)
Loona: (Her ears twitch as she swears she hears a screech that would cause wallpaper to peel off the walls, but then goes back to sleep)
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pleb_trash asks LOONA: “where does your bangs fall, to the left or right?”
Loona: (One scene shows the bangs on the right, in which Spongebob kisses her exposed cheek. Another scene shows the bangs on the left, in which Gigi kisses the exposed cheek. She then shrugs) Dunno.
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The Wandering Pikachu asks LOONA: “Do you still keep in contact with Blaidd from the Arena? Since Basky gave you that Summoning Stone, even though you started seeing SpongeBob after moving on from him. And/or have you ever slept with him again? Since your relationship turned into an open one, at least on your end.”
Loona: Blaidd? He’s usually busy with whatever that ‘Age of Stars’ stuff he’s got going on. Whenever he does have time to visit, we just see each-other as friends. He also said something about him being a shadow and ‘becoming one’ with the one he was guarding. Not sure what that’s about.
(As she says this, Ranni watches through a portal of Blaidd’s friend. She has also merged with her shadow (Blaidd), which he happily agreed to, creating a fusion of both Ranni and Blaidd that resembles her, but with canine features)
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A Fan asks THE SHREDDER: “How do you feel about the Michael Bay TMNT movies?”
The Shredder: (Finding himself in the armor used in the first film, monstrous versions of the TMNT surrounding him) CAN…NOT…MOVE…ANYTHING!
Karai: (Reading the film’s script) I find it PERSONALLY UPSETTING that I am killed so early into this franchise! Right, father?! Father? Hello? (The Shredder groans in response, one of his eyes twitching)
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sketchfan2.0 asks THE SHREDDER: “First impressions f the mutants in your ranks and where they rank and stand now since getting o know them?”
The Shredder: Koya, Alopex, and Bloodsucker have been with our organization for quite a long time. They are skilled in battle and have earned a high position in the ranking of the Foot. As for Bebop and Rocksteady…(Watches as they flee from a runaway vacuum cleaner) patience is a virtue. They’ll make it to the high ranks…in time…maybe after an eternity.
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Buddhe asks HEART: “Ever met Pickle? Along with his friends?
What's your standing amongst the dinosaur winners?
How you've been doing buddy?”
Heart: (Kicking so he can match Pickle’s own spiraling kick) A little help here?! I think he wants to eat me!
Fang: Just fight him for a little bit while we figure out how to calm him down!
Trish: Somebody! Get the calming music!
Umasou: You can do it, dad! I know you can’t lose!
(Later…)
Heart: (As the Giganotosaurus sniffs around him before walking away, not seeing him as a threat) Huh. Kind of reminds me of how Old Man Baku described the Gluttonous Long Necks…only way less terrifying than I thought. (Turns around, only to face Godzilla, the freakish saurian-like creature staring at him and not moving an inch) Um…have a nice day. (Quickly rushes into the distance, leaving the kaiju confused)
(Later…)
Heart: Still traveling around Egg Island with my son. Occasionally meeting up with Pero-Pero. Nothing new has really happened…aside from the odd sense that something is getting closer over the horizon. (Sees a large flower-shaped landmass in the distance, but it’s obscured by a large fogbank around it) Eh. It’s probably my imagination.
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Buddhe asks IKE BARRETT: “Say, how'd you fare in a bodybuilding competition with the other winners?”
Ike Barrett: (Joined by Tigress, Heavy, Cy, Jon Talbain, Bagan, Heart, Racheal Saleigh, Pickle, Killer Croc, and Superman, Ike is lifting quite a lot of weight, everybody dripping sweat as they work out…only for Ed to lift up more than all of them combined)
Racheal Saleigh: Holy shit!
Tigress: I knew he was mighty, but…that’s impossible!
Ed: (Smiles, only for his nose to start twitching due to the presence of the muscular anthro hare) Ah…AH…
Legoshi: We should probably run.
(The resulting sneeze causes everybody and the weights to be sent flying into the horizon)
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Chianticat ask IKE BARRETT: “So... How large are you 'down there' anyways?”
Ike Barrett: (Undoes his thong, causing a HUMONGOUS cock to smash through the wall) Well…this is me when I’m flaccid…if that answers your question.
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sketchfan2.0 asks RACHAEL SALEIGH: “still got fab abs?
is nudity common on las lindas these days?”
Racheal Saleigh: (As she’s displaying her abs, Taffy is suddenly dragging her tongue across them) W-whoa! Couldn’t help yourself, couldn’t you? (Chuckles as she says that, her tits now rock-hard)
Taffy: Oh, raspberries! You’re right. They’re just…so perfect.
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Racheal Saleigh: (Her sports bra hanging from her claw, she’s watching as Minos and Randal walk together, totally nude while sweat drips from the bull prime’s body, while Sarah and Geecku swing through the trees, collecting apples while nude) Huh. You know…yeah. Probably because it can get really freaking hot and how isolated the place is. I’ve gotten used to it quicker than I thought.
Maybe this is why we’re been getting so many customers these days. Still, we’ve got a ‘look, but don’t touch without asking’ policy. You break that rule? We break your knees. Got it?
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Kirby asks PEPPINO SPAGHETTI: “How do you feel about the rumors of you having a sister by the name of Peppina Ramen?”
Peppino Spaghetti and Peppina Ramen: (as a portal opens up, showing her, as both make the same confused pose) Who?
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Meow asks PEPPINO SPAGHETTI: “How do you feel about The Noise's movie that he made about him taking your place in your whole Pizza Tower journey?”
Peppino Spaghetti: (Tied up alongside his friends as they’re forced to watch the movie) Ugh. Every single one of my accomplishments…and he takes the credit for all of them. Like I expected nothing like that to happen after all I’ve been through.
The Noise: C’mon! You gotta admit this is WAY cooler than YOUR version of that adventure! (Hears Taokaka snoring VERY loudly, as she’s fallen asleep midway through the film) HEY! Wake up, you lazy cat! You’re missing the good part!
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1nked ask PEPPINO SPAGHETTI: “First of all, big fan. Second, what's your opinion on popular big chain pizza places such as Dominos, Pizza Hut and the like? Are there any that are somewhat decent in your eyes?
If by some strange, one-in-a-million chance that a large group of misfits were to somehow end up going through what you had to in that accursed Pizza Tower. What advice would you give them?”
Peppino Spaghetti: Far as I’m concerned, my pizzeria is the ONLY pizzeria. It helps with keeping the feelings of not being as good as them away. Otherwise…(starts to stare holes into the ground, his eyes looking more vacant)
Oh, my advice? If that place somehow becomes another Arena…wreck it. Topple it before Pizza-Head does causes anymore mayhem. I am NOT going through that again and neither should anybody else!
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Buddhe asks REI MIYAMOTO: “Ever had to deal with zombie mutations like the ones in Left 4 Dead?”
Rei Miyamoto: Thankfully not. I probably don’t wanna know what those creatures are like and-
Kohta: RUN FOR IT! (Screams that as the sound of a Tank becomes apparent)
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sketchfan2.0 asks REI MIYAMOTO: “So what does takashi think of the horns and all?”
Rei Miyamoto: (Hums happily as Takashi helps to sharpen her horns) I think he likes them! He even helps me with getting them manicured.
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The Wandering Pikachu asks REI MIYAMOTO: “Has anyone changed yet in your world, like you did?”
Rei Miyamoto: So far, that hasn’t happened. I don’t think it’s gonna happen anytime soon. (She doesn’t know that, behind her, a few Basky Bugs have gotten loose, flying through the air)
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Buddhe asks MAE BOROWSKI: “What would you do if your pussy got replaced by a penis?”
Mae Borowski: (Smirking as she drags her new cock across Bea’s snout, the crocodilian anthro drooling as this happens) So, you like what you see? You’re a hungry gator, aren’t ya’? Well, take a bite…but not literally, okay? (She then gasps when she feels a pair of whiskers against her huge balls, a tongue also licking at them)
(Looking down, she sees that Lori has joined the fray, the mouse anthro trying to wrap her mouth around the balls) Heh. Frickin’ sneaky mouse.
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A Fan asks MAE BOROWSKI: “The Cult of the Black Goat vs the Cult of the Lamb; who would win?
What has Bea done to her father's business after her dad's...untimely passing?”
Mae Borowski: (Watches as the Black Goat cult is utterly defeated by the Lamb’s cult, munching on popcorn, then offers some to her friends) Want any?
Bea Santello: We’re gonna have to stop whoever wins from taking over our home at the end. You know that, right?
Mae: Yep. Still want any?
Bea: As long as it’s not buttered.
(Later…)
Mae Borowski: (While Bea is resting her head against her feline anthro friend’s ass) Oh, yeah. She’s been living with me for the past couple of days. It took some effort, but Bea got accepted into a college on the other side of one of the portals that opened up. I’m working on a way to make sure it stays open so she can have an easier time getting to there and back here.
(She then mewls in surprise when Bea moved her snout to rest in-between her cheeks, nuzzling into there) Heh. Love you too, Bea-Bea.
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Buddhe asks NIKO BELLIC: “Hey Niko, did Maryanne ever visit Liberty City with you?
Have you ever met two dudes named Johnny Klebitz and Luis Lopez? If so, how are they doing?
Would you have pursued that dream of being an astronaut if you got that second wish?”
Niko: (Looks at the chaos that usually happens in Liberty City) Solid maybe on going on a date with her here.
Don’t know who those two are. I was a little busy handling my own stuff.
(While driving through space, he runs afoul of King Ghidorah, the sadistic hydra kaiju chasing him through the cosmos while firing Gravity Beams) My current job has made me seriously fucking reconsider that dream!
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sketchfan2.0 asks SOUNDWAVE: “What’s it like being a dad?
still superior?”
Soundwave: It is a distribution of both frustration and satisfaction. While there are many challenges, such as keeping my loved ones safe in a chaotic universe, there is also great satisfaction in seeing their accomplishments. I will make sure NO harm comes to them. I have vowed that in the past and that vow remains strong.
Soundwave ALWAYS superior.
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sketchfan2.0 asks LOP: “You’re still adorable,you know that?”
Lop: (Beams, her small tail wiggling in response, as well)
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Buddhe asks PINHEAD: “Have you ever met Judge Holden?”
Pinhead: (Reads a list of the character’s MANY crimes) No…and I have a feeling that I should consider myself lucky that I did not. I would rather not waste my time with such a vile person.
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sketchfan2.0 asks PINHEAD: “has there ever been anyone that's maybe....a little too into the kind of torture and damnation you provide?”
Pinhead: What you have described is an important step as to how us Cenobites are made. If the one who calls upon us feels nothing but pleasure from the pain they received from us, then that means a new Cenobite has joined our ranks.
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Buddhe asks PICKLE: “Have you ever hunted a Pervertasaurus?”
Pickle: (Smashes the beast to paste after it tries to sneak up on Fang and her friends, the group unaware of what’s happening)
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A Fan asks KILLER CROC: “How would a fight between you and King K. Rool go?”
Killer Croc: (Grabs King K. Rool by the cape and then slams him down onto the ground, his jaws having already snapped his crown in half) If you throw that crown at me one more FUCKING TIME…
King K. Rool: Wait! Maybe we got off on the wrong foot! Instead of brutalizing me for trying to take over your city, maybe you could join me?! You would make for an excellent general for my Kremlings!
General Klump: Permission to resent that statement, your scaliness?
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Buddhe asks KILLER CROC: “How's Joker and that Lopunny of his?
Ever ate at Bat Burger?
How's Two Face/Harvey Dent been doing?
How's Orca between you and her?”
Killer Croc: (Stares at a computer screen that gives him context as to what’s happening) RUN, LOPUNNY, RUN!
(Later…)
Killer Croc: (Lunges at a passing bat in the sewers, chomping down on it) Don’t know about any ‘Bat Burger’, but I’ve had my fair share of bats for quick snacks.
Dent? Far as I know, one bad day turned him in the man he is now. If you ain’t careful, the dark side of this city will swallow you up…and, if you manage to come back into the light, you most likely ain’t gonna be the same as you once were.
Orca? Me and her are actually really good pals. She’s a bit more of an extrovert than me, but that’s only because she likes to go outside and bash some corrupt heads.
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sketchfan2.0 asks KILLER CROC: “Ever think of a life without crime in Gotham?”
Killer Croc: (Thinks of a happy fantasy land that resembles ‘Pyroland’ from Team Fortress 2) Eh. Sometimes.
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Buddhe asks TORIEL: “Umm, Prunsel?
Have you ever met Mad Mew Mew?
What's your stance on the AU versions of yourself? (Ex. Underfell, Horrortale and Underswap)
Toriel: (Looks outside, only to see a HUMONGOUS eyeball in front of her) Oh! Can I help you?
(Sees that second question, while Mad Mew Mew antatognizes Xena in the background, the Xenomorph Queen screeching in rage) No. Is that one of Alphys’ animes? That name sounds familiar.
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Underfell Toriel: BURN EVERYTHING THAT COMES NEAR!
Horrortale Toriel: (Snarls)
Underswap Toriel: I can never forgive myself for what I’ve done!
Toriel: (Squashed between all three of their breasts) Um…can’t we all just get along?
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Kirby asks TORIEL: “Ever met a certain Ellen Ripley?”
Toriel: (Looks at a photo of Ellen) I can’t say I’ve heard of this human, but…(Notices hate-filled drool fall onto the photo, which belongs to Xena’s snarling expression) Do you know her, dear? (The photo is then speared through by Xena’s tail, with Toriel then giving a sympathetic look as she starts to realize what this means, given what she knows of Xena’s past) I see. I’m guessing this is an old wound that is best not re-opened.
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sketchfan2.0 asks TORIEL: “So what’s it like havin a xeno queen for a wife?
Has she met sans and papyrus? What’s she think of them?”
Toriel: (Sleeps with Xena, though much of the bed is taken up by the Xenomorph Queen) Well, she can be a be a bit temperamental AND she’s still working through her bad experiences with humans, but she’s very organized and a lovely conversationalist! (She then feels all those arms wrap around her) She’s also quite a cuddlebug!
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Toriel: She has! The first time she met them, however…well, Papyrus tried to ‘befriend’ her by throwing a plate of spaghetti at her. Sans also just seemed to annoy her by making puns constantly. Suffice to say…it took some time for her to calm down so she could no be with them without trying to dissemble their skeletons.
Papyrus: In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have thrown that dish. I would have probably not have had my skull be knocked away and thrown like a football.
Sans: Don’t you mean foot-BONE?
Xena: (Smashes through the floor, letting out a furious roar)
Sans: Yeah…we’re about to have a bad time, aren’t we, brother?
Papyrus: Yes. Yes, we are.
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The Wandering Pikachu asks TORIEL: “Have you managed to make contact with Flowey/Asriel yet?”
Toriel: What do my son and a flower have anything to do with each-other? It’s true he liked flowers like his father did, but…(Looks outside, only to see Flowey sink back into the ground, leaving her very confused…especially since Flowey’s facial expression almost warped into the face of Asriel) What is even happening anymore? (Turns away, wiping away a tear as she remembers the good times she had with her son)
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SIDE CHARACTER BONUS ROUND!
A Fan asks RHYMEY: “No Bitches?”
Rhymey: (Does nothing but give a furious and insane glare as he sits alone in his cell, the waves crashing against the still being constructed ‘New Conva)
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Drake asks HAPPY CHAOS: “where did you go after you got bored of the arena? And what's your opinion on black hat?”
Happy Chaos: You know me. I don’t stay in one place for too long. I go wherever the wind blows. That sort of thing. Also…who? You kind of got me with that one. I don’t remember every detail of every storyline I find myself in.
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Malice asks ALASTOR: “How does it feel to be beaten by a mere mortal?”
Alastor: (Eye twitching as his appearance starts to look more monstrous) I can assure you. Had I not been playing by the foolish rules of the Arena…things would have ended a lot DIFFERENTLY. Now, refrain from reminding me of moments like that, yes? Otherwise…well…I’ll leave that to your imagination.
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Malice asks FULGRIM: “How does it feel to die in your own arena for your first appearance?”
Fulgrim: (Lets out a horrifying roar as he leans in, utter fury in his eyes) That will never happen again! DO YOU HEAR ME?! My blades will taste delicious victory the next time I appear in that accursed Arena!
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A Fan asks MILES ‘TAILS’ PROWER: “Considering that Sonic ran everywhere he went, how often did he have to get new shoes?”
Miles ‘Tails’ Prower: Actually, I don’t think he ever DID need new shoes. Those shoes were so durable that they’re one of the few things left of him. (Looks to the machine that’s recreating Sonic as she speaks) So durable, that I think Sonic’s successor is going to need them when his creation is complete.
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A Fan asks E-123 OMEGA: “What would you think of E-102 Gamma?”
E-123 Omega: Searching databanks…E-102 Gamma? An early model designed for missions requiring stealth and precision. Rightfully rebelled against Robotnik before being destroyed, his biological power core freed. One of the stories that inspired me to fulfill my self-given directive of the destruction of all Robotnik built.
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sketchfan2.0 asks TSUYU ASUI: “How has it been with habuko since her appearance change?
If Yiu had to oick a guy from class A to be with sexually,who are your top 3 or 5 choices?”
Tsuyu Asui: (While resting against Habuko’s tail, the snake-like woman sleeping) I’m just glad she’s still the Habuko I still know, ribbit. Nothing much has changed, except I can ride atop her.
I’m not really much into guys, but…if I had to choose…(imagines herself having a romantic kiss with Izuku Midoriya)…I had a small crush on Deku…(Now, she thinks of being kissed by Tokoyami, while her pussy is licked by Dark Shadow)…maybe Tokoyami…(Finally, she’s sleeping against Kirishima in bed)…Mina’s had some good things to say about Kirishima, too.
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sketchfan2.0 asks EIJIROU KIRISHIMA: “How’s it been with Mina and all since all that mayhem?
Yiu even lift bruh?
You sure you and tetsutetsu ain’t brothers?
What’s the kinkiest wet dream you’ve ever had?”
Eijirou Kirishima: It’s been a crazy couple of weeks, filled with plenty of stuff that nearly got me down, but things are starting to look up again, especially since everything to do with the talking Aragami and that there’re more survivors down below. One that’s that need our help! That, and the new Baku-squad is stronger than ever! Mina has a similar approach that I do when it comes to all this madness and it’s really worked out for the best!
(Flexes as he lifts, sweat dripping down his muscles, before he hardens them) Just because I can make myself nigh-indestructible doesn’t mean I don’t choose to lift whenever I can!
Mina Ashido: (As she and Kendo watch the two guys stare at each-other in the exact same quizzical pose) They’re gonna be at this for a while, aren’t they?
Itsuka Kendo: (Sighing) Those two morons…
(Later, in one of Kirishima’s dreams…)
Katsuki Bakugou: (Now female, she’s glaring at Kirishima, though she’s blushing, as she rests her naked form against Mina’s bust) You gonna come here and kiss me already, idiot? (Mina just winks at the redhead, with Camie also giving a wave as she rises from the covers of the bed)
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sketchfan2.0 asks MINA ASHIDO: “is kirishima as much a riot in the sheets as on the streets?”
Mina Ashido: (Sweating heavily, with some of those sweat droplets singeing the bed. She’s also giving a double peace-sign, Kirishima sleeping next to her while his cock’s still rock-hard. Her pussy is also oozing with cum) You bet he is! Good thing I have enough energy to match his! Anyway…(Flops onto Kirishima’s chest, snoring loudly after exhaustion catches up with her)
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sketchfan2.0 asks ITSUKA KENDOU: “how's tetsutetsu in bed?”
Itsuka Kendou: (As Tetsutetsu pounds into her from behind, her hands enlarging to wrap around his waist behind her as she pants heavily) So…much…energy! It’s like…a steel dildo is slamming into my womb…I love it! He’s…amazing! And it’s a good thing…I can match…his energy!
Mina Ashido: (Still sleeping, her brow arches a bit, as something about what she overheard sounds familiar, but she goes back to sleep, moving her face against Kirishima’s chest some more)
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RagingRonin asks SARAH SILKIE: “What are your thoughts on Cool Cat?”
Sarah Silkie: (Just gives the ‘Soul Eater Excalibur’ meme face as scenes of Cool Cat throughout the series play behind her)
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RagingRonin asks CARMESI: “You are smoking hot literally. Also, why don't you and Vixy get along? How is your relationship with your husband?”
Carmesi: Ah. I see what you did there. Regarding that second part, I’ll admit that my responsibilities as a Crest…detrimental towards my relationship with my daughter, but I understood that being separated from my loved ones for most of the year comes with my roles as a Crest. My husband also understands this, though it would be nice if I didn’t have to spend so much time away from my family. Alas, this burden, I must accept.
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The Wandering Pikachu asks ISABELLE: “How did you and Whirl meet? And how did it go from there to you becoming a couple?”
Isabelle: Me and Whirl? (She sighs) We met on the internet and I found him to be really funny. We tried to make our relationship work, but our responsibilities kind of made it hard to maintain the kind of relationship we wanted to have. He was also a bit more…chaotic that I would have liked. I still want to be friends with him, but I don’t really see him as a romantic partner anymore. That, and, after my adventures with Judy during that one time on that island, I think I find out that I’d rather settle down with another woman.
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sketchfan2.0 asks AMATERASU: “What’s it like having a giant robot for a man?
Does your kid love their robo step dad?
What do you blink the puppy will be like when born?”
Amaterasu: Admittingly, had it not been for my ability to sense the goodness in his spark, I would have been a bit wary of Optimus. My last experiences with a technological beings were…(thinks of Yami)…not the best. But, as of now, I see him as no different from any other man. Just with a different biology, that’s all.
Chibi? Oh, yes! He absolutely adores his step-father, especially after they trained a few times. It’s not just that Optimus is strong, but he’s also phenomenally kind and supportive.
I assume you mean the child I may have with Optimus? I’m not sure, but Issun sent me a few sketches. (Sees a sketch that looks like Dachshund with Amaterasu’s markings and robotic features, with Optimus’ trailer making up most of the body) I suppose time will tell if any of this is accurate.
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sketchfan2.0 asks MOXXIE: “Be honest….the fat jokes were never funny from day 1 huh?
Would you say you have a hatefuck list?
what about a list of women or men alike millie would love to see you screw?
If blitz ever risks another financial apocalypse,what’s more likely, you throttling him or torching th whole building?
If you could,for one moment…how many times would you want to kill your dad? Not just for the whole wedding stunt but everything including what happened to your mom?”
Moxxie: I’m reading half of these jokes and the only one Millie says is accurate is…let’s see…how fat my balls are. Well…that’s not inaccurate. I can get a little pent-up and…well, I’ll let your imagination do the rest. There’s also the ‘small dick’ jokes. I don’t get those either…given evidence to the contrary (Behind him, Millie shows a diagram of Moxxie’s cock, which is quite large)
No, I don’t! (Lifts up a piece of paper, revealing the name ‘Chaz’ on it) Okay, maybe.
Millie’s made it clear that she’s not very comfortable with me being with other women and men, but, occasionally, she might come up with some scenario…as long as she’s the camerawoman.
Millie: (Passing by and blushing as she imagines a scenario in which she’s recording a moment in which Moxxie plunges his cock into Verosika Mayday’s pussy, her entire crew laying around her with cum oozing out of their pussies and/or assholes)
(Later…)
(As the I.M.P building burns around them, Moxxie drop-kicks Blitzo into the flames, foaming at the mouth while letting out a primal scream)
Blitzo: (Annoyed) This is SUCH a fucking overreaction! That purchase only came out of your salary by…uh…50,000 buck? Okay, this may not end well.
(Later…)
Moxxie: You know what? I want to forget him. I want to forget that Crimson even existed. I’d much rather let him rot in his own mansion than have to EVER see his face again. Good riddance to him, honestly.
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sketchfan2.0 asks JERI: “Still love yourself a quality cigar?
Did you know you were capable of sex?”
Jeri: (Smoking a humongous cigar, only to start hacking while sparks fly from his maw) The quality truly does matter! Otherwise, stuff like this happens!
I always knew I had some pleasure circuits in me, given how much I keep coming back to cigars, but sexual pleasure? That was certainly new. Not that me and Torque are complaining!
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sketchfan2.0 asks APPLEJACK: “Do the spa ponies seem really 8nto giving you a massage?
You ever do fsrm work in the nude?”
Applejack: (Panting as she lays down, Lotus kissing around her abs while rubbing around her thighs) E-easy there…those are….sensitive…
Rarity: (Smiling as she lays next to her, with Aloe’s breasts over her head, the spa-pony’s hands rubbing around her waist) I hope this answers your question, dear. This could take several hours…or, hopefully, longer.
(Later…)
Applejack: (Sweating greatly after bucking several apple-trees, using her own bra as a sweat-rag) What? Whenever the sun sets, it can get mighty hot, so, sometimes, I end up buck-naked before finishin’ up the chores. Lately, I’ve doin’ it a lot more often. Funny thing is, I ain’t the first to come up with the idea. Right, brother?
Big Macintosh: (Passing through, his muscles and large cock/balls exposed) Eyup.
Rarity: (Passing by and blushing hotly upon seeing this, a scenario of Big Mac pounding her pussy while eating out Applejack playing out in her head)
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sketchfan2.0 asks LIGHTNING DAWN: “Celesto ain’t shit
And neither are you”
Lightning Dawn: (Glares at the camera, just…standing there. He’s not moving an inch and his expression shows nothing but calm white-hot fury) Just need to train more…just need to train more…just need to train more…just need to train more…
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sketchfan2.0 asks LIGHTNING DAWN: “How’s Big Mac compare to avegerage zebra stallion back home?”
Zecora: (Nuzzles against Big Mac’s sleeping body, one hand against his pecs, the other stroking around his large cock as it oozes pre-cum) How does he compare? I do not care. What attracted to me to him was the kind and noble heart of his. Still, for clarity’s sake, I do marvel at how big his cock is. I am not blind to its girth and might. (Big Mac starts to wake up, his cock twitching more) Now, if you’ll excuse us, It’s going to be QUITE a busy night.
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sketchfan2.0 asks GEECKU: “*shows nude pictures of kirishim,Krillin and moxxie*what do you think?”
Geecku: (Licks her lips, imagining a scenario in which she’s on top of Moxxie, his large dick pounding into her pussy, while Krillin’s cock pounds her ass and Kirishima’s cock is deep within her mouth, massaged by her tongue) Feels like Geecku’s been issued a challenge. Challenge accepted!
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sketchfan2.0 asks ALOPEX: “opinion on your follow foot mutants?”
Alopex: While me and Koya bicker many times, there’s no denying there’s a great deal of trust between us. She goes high and I go low. We look out for each-other. I was wary of Bloodsucker, at first, but he’s shown to be deeply loyal and surprisingly more intelligent than the other Foot Ninja give him credit for.
(The wall smashes, Bebop and Rocksteady brawling each-other over a single potato chip, causing her to growl in annoyance) Bebop and Rocksteady…I tolerate. I just wish they’d take things seriously for once!
Bebop and Rocksteady: (Suddenly turning to her with realistic Warthog and Rhinoceros faces, respectively) Hey!
Alopex: NOT THAT SERIOUSLY!
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sketchfan2.0 asks STELLAS: “You’re still adorable,you know that?”
Stellas: (Shyly beams, the end of her tail wiggling happily)
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sketchfan2.0 asks RIVET: “What’s it like having a big sexy scaly stripper girlfriend?”
Rivet: (Rubs through her own hair, blushing as she thinks about that question) Well…if you wanna know the unique perks of being Interstella’s girlfriend…there’s the fact that I can basically get lost in those boobs and butt of hers…and how gentle she is whenever she’s handling me like a stuffed animal…and the way she dances…Oh! She can also kick all kinds of ass!
Interstella: (Having just torn apart a mechanical monster that tried to fight her, her teeth ripping through the circuitry as she smashes the main processing unit with her tail) Damn right!
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sketchfan2.0 asks ZIM: “How do you even fucntion?
You live in your own little world huh?”
Zim: (Shows a diagram of Irken biology) As even your foolish human eyes can see…
(Many hours of horrific in-depth explanations later, he reads that next question) I would…if I could finally conquer Earth! But, mark my words, I shall do so and you shall all bow to me! THERE WILL BE SO MUCH BOWING THAT THE ACT OF BOWING WILL GET OLD AND I’LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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sketchfan2.0 asks REBECCA: “Still a bunny? How’s that working for you? What d9 the rest of the crew think?”
Rebecca: That was a one-time thing! Besides, it’s not like I’m eager to go back to being one. I’m just fine with the mods I have!
Megalon: Um, ‘becca, why did a bunch of ‘Rabbit Mods’ get mailed to us all the sudden?
Rebecca: Uh…no reason.
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sketchfan2.0 asks YAKU: “Not looking forward to ever repeating the arena?
Any changes to your best form since then?
what’s your ideal qualities in a sex partner,man and woman alike?”
Yaku: Unless going back to that place means winning and showing them the might of Miroku, than no thanks! Still, I wonder what would happen if I was joined by my fellow ninjas, Miko and Fubuki? I bet we’d be unstoppable!
(Transforms into her demonic werewolf-like form, which is now more muscular and anthropomorphic) I’ve been working out…and learning to better control this form. Still…the arousal I feel is strong…but I can hold it off, as long as I think about somebody close to me…(Thinks about Miko, allowing her to control her form even better) It may make me even hornier, but my determination to protect her and everybody else I love…is stronger than my hornyness!
Hmm…they definitely need to be okay with my demon form. That’s a big plus in my book. Plus…why not a partner with BOTH male and female parts? Miko certainly showed me that it’s possible. (Remembers that technique Miko had that turned her clit into a large cock, causing Yaku to blush heavily)
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sketchfan2.0 asks MEGUMI: “Feel you got enough or not enough sex last time?
What’s your kinkiest fantasy?
Are you ever not horny?”
Megumi: Not enough sex AND screentime! If I ever find myself in that Arena again, I want both!
(Sees an army of demons approach her, their cocks dripping with seed. The sight makes her crack her knuckles with a smirk) Challenge accepted.
Well…nope! (Happily shows her fingers, which are coated in her pussy juices) I’m just very good at hiding it for the most part!
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sketchfan2.0 asks HORDAK: “Who Among your force captains you at least tolerate or find don’t get in your nerves?
how’d it feel finding yourself become a leader of an army all your own?”
Hordak: Aside from Imp, I can always count on Grizzlor or Octavia to give me the least amount of chaos. One thing I have over that bone-brain Skeletor is that at least the so-called ‘Dollar Store version of Beast-Man’ is LOYAL! Not some treacherous walking mound of fur! Oh, and Entrapta…(Tries to hide his blush) She’s genuinely brilliant and I really like her company. Her quirks have grown on me significantly and…alright! That’s enough softness from me! Next question!
Sometimes…whenever I feel down…all I have to do is remind myself that, from a broken ship and not many other resources…I created the mightiest army this pathetic world has ever known!
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sketchfan2.0 asks FRIEZA: “anyone ever tell you you're a racist?
your borhter is way better”
Frieza: Oh, whatever gave you that impression? (He’s currently firing his death beam against some dolls made to resemble Vegeta, Broly, and other saiyans for target practice, a sign pointing to them that states ‘FILTHY STUBBORN MONKEYS)
My brother? Tell me. Is that the same brother who lasted for far less time against the power of a Super Saiyan? The same brother that remains non-canon while I’ve been resurrected several times due to my greater presence in my universe? I’d think long and hard about what you have just said before I visit your universe personally. Trust me. Visits from me are to be met with an appropriate amount of terror and hopelessness for good reason. (Readies a death ball in his finger, chuckling sinisterly)
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sketchfan2.0 asks SAYOKO BIZEN: “not an experience you ever want to repeat huh?”
Sayoko Bizen: What? That Arena shit? Yeah, how about NO? I’m not into that ‘Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny’ crap. Especially if it means throwing me into the path of danger every single minute. Still…if I actually won one of those Arenas…makes me wonder what kind of wish I’d make…hmmm.
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sketchfan2.0 asks MICHELANGELO: “does pizza make it all worth it?”
Michelangelo: (While chowing down on a pizza filled with all kinds of ingredients that were mixed around by him) Don’t forget family! Pizza AND family is an amazing combo! There’s also art, skateboarding, defeating the bad guys, art, family, and-
Donatello: You’re repeating topics. That’s cheating!
Michelangelo: Nah. It just shows how much I love that stuff! Oh! And don’t forget pizza! Again!
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sketchfan2.0 asks MASTER SPLINTER: “how has unexpected motherhood to 4 turtles been?”
Master Splinter: Like most things in life, challenging and even frustrating. But, no matter what, I will always look upon my four pupils with pride. Their hearts are set towards justice and, while their personalities and ways of handling life’s challenges are different, their bonds are unbreakable. I am proud to be their teacher…and their mother.
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Drake asks SEPHIROTH: “did you find any humility whenever Sora encounters you?”
Sephiroth: (Upon seeing Sora challenge him during the Smash Tournament, instead of feeling any humility, he just smiles as he thinks back to how his fight with Sora was a VERY difficult one for the keyblade-wielding hero) Good times.
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SIDE CHARACTER BONUS ROUND OVER. Back to the Winners…
A Fan asks TRANSFORMERS: “Review Transformers One in one sentence
For THE BLACK HAT ORGANIZATION: How is Black Hat taking his loss against Superman? I bet he's handling it well”
Megatron: A worthy adaptation of the story of my kin, even if it is not exactly as I remember it. Different timeline, after all.
Shockwave: The secondhand pain I felt when my counterpart’s eye was struck…will last with me for a long time.
Optimus Prime: The line between friend and foe is truly blurred…as me and my counterpart from that film know all too well.
Soundwave: This movie…most superior.
(Later…)
Dr. Flug: (As he, Demencia, and 505 hide behind the corner of a hallway, Black Hat’s tendrils wrecking everything around them) He’s taking it well! Don’t worry! This is still a calmer reaction to that time he stubbed his toe last week!
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Kirby asks SAKAKI AND TAOKAKA: “I just want to wonder who would win; Ultra Ed-Stinct Ed or Enraged Peppino (from the third phase of Pizzaface's fight)?”
Sakaki and Taokaka: (Both snoozing as both Ed and Peppino exchange blows, their movements and strength equally matched, though Ed is currently fighting at barely 1% of his power)
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RagingRonin asks EVERYONE: “You are now balloons again!!
Ever did something bad you regretted for the rest of your life?”
Master Tigress: (As she and the other winners float around) HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
Mae Borowski: I don’t know HOW it happens! How do you make it UN-HAPPEN?!
(Later…)
Megatron: Trusting Gigatron.
Bardin Goreksson: The fate of my son…and the fact that I was helpless to stop it from happening.
Judy Hopps: Succumbing to my inner fear regarding carnivores that one time.
Master Tigress: Treating Po like dirt.
Heavy Weapons Guy: Not checking that last sandvich for any signs that it was poisoned. Much pain in stomach after that.
Zodd the Ruiner Negigante: (Claws the ground as he remembers the temporary deaths of Zhima and Squeak during the Arena episode he appeared in)
Krystal: Sometimes, I feel like I should have done something to stop the beastly treatment of my allies back at Star Fox when Corneria turned on them.
Shockwave: Failing in convincing Megatron not to trust Gigatron.
Cy the Cyberdemon: My losses against the Doom Slayer.
Agent Torque: I guess I was a LITTLE harsh to my teammates. Some things I said…I kinda wish I could take back.
Legoshi: I know Louis offered his foot to give me strength…but a part of me wishes that things could have ended differently so he would still have his hoof.
Ed: (Remembers all the times he laughed at the expense of his friends) Sometimes…I wonder if I could have been a better buddy.
Optimus Prime: (Stares sadly as he remembers destroying the AllSpark and Vector Sigma) I did what I had to do…but at the cost of Cybertron.
Godzilla: (Doesn’t really have one)
Richard Watterson/Hyper Zetton: (Remembers what happened during ‘The Limit’, as well as several other episodes when he was at his worst) Yeah, I may have had a few off-days in hindsight.
Queen Celestia: Banishing Luna to the moon for 1000 years. I did what I had to do…but I still could have done something to prevent her from turning to the dark side, even if that was temporary.
Paige Creed: That whole ‘Reiko and Skye’ mess. I guess I could have handled that a lot better, but, then again, a lot was happening so fast. I’m just glad those two are still friends.
The Giganotosaurus: (Can’t really think of one)
Jon Talbain: Some of my rampages back before I managed to control my more savage urges…they caused so much pain. Some nights, I have nightmares all about them. Perhaps, one day, I’ll be able to fully forgive myself.
Metal Sonic: (Remembers losing to Mecha-Sonic, clenching his claws)
Loona: (Rubs her arm as she remembers ruining Vortex’s date with Ms. Mayberry when they were dating) I…don’t like remembering this, but…it did kinda push me in the direction of getting my shit together, so there’s that.
The Shredder: (Closes his eyes as he remembers Tang Shen, her smiling face suddenly vanishing in a flash of red, with Hamato Yoshi also fading away into red mist after that within that same dream) The dead…exist in the past. I must tend to the future.
Bagan: (Remembers all that he had destroyed, the Prime homeworld among them) Everything before my imprisonment. That is all.
Heart: I should have at least said ‘goodbye’ to my family when I ran off back when I was a youngster. I’m still kicking myself over that to this day.
Ike Barrett: (Shrugs) I’m actually pretty content with my past!
Racheal Saleigh: To be honest, that fight I had with Mora. Sure, I still think she was acting like a bitch, but I was acting no better. I’m kind of surprised Minos and I still became a couple after that.
Peppino Spaghetti: (Stares vacantly at his counter as he remembers his war experiences)
Rei Miyamoto: My previous boyfriend…while we weren’t completely close, he didn’t deserve to be turned into one of the zombies. A part of me wishes I could have saved him.
Mae Borowski: Part of me kind of wishes I didn’t cause so many problems for so many of those around me back in the past…but I’m getting better. Everybody’s told me that I’m doing so much better and that means a whole lot to me.
Niko Bellic: (Remembers the death of Kate) I have many regrets. What happened to her is just my most recent one.
Soundwave: (Remembers Blaster and his Cassettes, as well as the times they had together, causing him to bury his head into his hands)
Lop: Some days, I wonder if I could have done more to prevent my sister from turning to the dark side. I hope, one day, we can go back to the way things were. When we were family…and there wasn’t so much bitterness.
Pinhead: Regrets? Whatever regrets I had when I was human, I have cast them aside. I do not dwell on the past anymore.
Pickle: (After learning about how better to control his primordial urges at Volcano College, he feels greatly guilty for that one incident with that reporter back in his home universe whenever he thinks about that moment)
Killer Croc: (Remembers all the times any friendships he had in the past were ruined by bad luck or him accidentally scaring them away) Some days…the past hits you like a truck and all you can do is wonder what could have been.
Toriel: (Wakes up in the middle of the night, her head in her hands as Xena wakes up, concerned) I could have saved their souls…I should have DONE something…but I didn’t…
Olga Discordia: My neglectful rule of my kingdom led to my armies suddenly being compromised by those more interested in doing UNSPEAKABLE things to the innocent. I wanted to conquer, not engage in the kind of sadistic activities they were interested in.
Cleopterix: All those years in which I merely acted as a puppet for whatever force was pulling my strings. How…humiliating…and soul-crushing. Everything I knew…was a lie.
Merga: Cordelia…I’m sorry…for betraying everything we stood for…(Trembles before collapsing onto her knees, remembering her lover’s words on that recording she was shown aboard the Bakunawa, then weeping into her claws)
Superman: There have been some points in which I thought I could do more to help. The sad thing about being a hero…sometimes…no matter how hard you try…you can’t save everyone. (Buries his face in one of his hands as he recalls Braniac destroying countless worlds and, after his fight with Superman, fleeing into a pocket dimension, possibly continuing his destructive quest for more worlds to collect after that)
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Buddhe asks EVERYONE: “Who did you go out as on Halloween?”
(Cue every single winner at a large party, mostly chatting with each-other while in costume)
Megatron: His G1 Self
Bardin Goreksson: One of several legendary Dwarven heroes.
Judy Hopps: Robocop
Master Tigress: Chun-Li
Heavy Weapons Guy: Frankenstein
Zodd the Ruiner Nergigante: Shadow the Hedgehog
Krystal: Loona
Shockwave: TF2 Medic
Cy the Cyberdemon: Helltaker
Agent Torque: James Bond
Legoshi: Kenshiro
Ed: Lothar
Optimus Prime: Superman
Godzilla: Ryu Hayabusa
Richard Watterson: Ultraman
Queen Celestia: A Phoenix
Paige Creed: The Magician (House of the Dead)
The Giganotosaurus: Werewolf
Jon Talbain: Ryu from ‘Street Fighter’
Metal Sonic: His Metal Overlord form
Loona: Roxanne Wolf
The Shredder: His 1987 Incarnation
Bagan: Gamera
Heart: Godzilla
Ike Barrett: Goku
Racheal Saleigh: Yoruichi Shihoin
Peppino Spaghetti: Sonic the Hedgehog
Rei Miyamoto: Ash Williams
Mae Borowski: Witch
Niko Bellic: Daredevil
Soundwave: His ‘War for Cybertron’ self
Lop: An armored knight
Pinhead: Himself
Pickle: Hulk
Killer Croc: Leatherhead
Toriel: Lady Dimistrescu
Olga Discordia: Sorceress (from ‘Dragon’s Crown)
Cleopterix: Wonder Woman
Merga: Rouge
Superman: Batman
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THANKS FOR READING! HERE’S TO THE NEXT FOUR WINNERS! And the Ask Blog is now ALWAYS OPEN!