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The hole in Mt. Ebott that leads to the underground was quiet and peaceful. Until it wasn’t. Suddenly a lot of people appeared out of nowhere above the hole and fell in, having their fall somehow being broken by golden flowers.
Wheatley: AH! What the-?! Oh my- I’M NOT IN SPACE ANYMORE!!- Oh uh wait but where am I?
Wheatley looks around him, or at least the best he can when he’s on the floor. He notices some sort of... purple jester... thing...
Dimentio: Well this is as sudden as a bunch of people being spawned into a room and one of them accidentally breaking a TV.
Wheatley: ... That’s... uh, oddly specific jester guy…
Dimentio: I saw it in a vision.
Wheatley was confused.
Wheatley: ... Uh, who are you?
Dimentio: Dimentio! Master of dimensions and pleasers of crowds!
Wheatley: ... Ok. uh. I’m Wheatley.
As Wheatley was trying to understand what was even happening, he heard some other voices.
Dr. Golden: What. the fuck???
Reginald: HUH.
Donut: ... Um.
Licorice: WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE AM I?!
Crunchy Chip: THIS ISN’T- WHO ARE YOU ALL?! WHERE AM I?!
Licorice: I DON’T KNOW!
Silver Spoon: Can you two shut up.
Sunburst: Um hey c’mon, can we... not fight?
Starlo: Let’s not cause a ruckus right now!
Ingo: What station have we stopped at?!
Emmet: I am Emmet. I don’t know
Wheatley couldn’t see who anyone who was speaking was. All he really got was that one of them was called Emmet. He could also hear what sounded like... a wolf?
Wheatley: Can someone uh, pick me up? Or something? I’m kind of stuck here-
Wheatley tries to get up, even though he knows it’s impossible. Or apparently it isn’t because he quickly starts floating.
Wheatley: WHAT.
Dr. Golden: ... I’m guessing you aren’t meant to do that
Wheatley: YEAH UH I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M DOING THIS.
Before the two can say anything else, they get interrupted by yelling from across the room, and loud barking.
Licorice: I DIDN’T DO THIS! WHAT REASON WOULD I HAVE?!
Crunchy Chip: I DON’T KNOW! WHAT REASON DO YOU HAVE?!
Cream Wolf: *Angry wolf noises*
Licorice: NONE BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO THIS YOU BITCH!
Ingo: CAN EVERYONE PLEASE QUIET DOWN!
The room is left in silence, everyone looking shocked at how loud the random train conductor was, the only one having no reaction being the other train conductor.
Ingo: How about we all at least introduce ourselves to each other? Just a start.
Sunburst: ... Uhh. Sure! I’m Sunburst.
Starlo: North Star! Sheriff of the Wild East
Wheatley: I’m uh, Wheatley, I think that’s Dimentio over there?
Dimentio: Mh. I could’ve introduced myself, oh well.
Wheatley: Oh uh sorry
Silver Spoon: My name’s Silver Spoon!
Reginald: Reginald.
Donut: I’m Donut.
Licorice: I’m Licorice!
Crunchy Chip: Crunchy Chip, captain of the cream wolves! Also I’d say DON’T TRUST LICORICE!
Licorice: SHUT. THE FUCK UP!
Cream Wolf: ):<
Ingo: Uh. I’m the Subway Boss Ingo!
Emmet: I am Emmet. I am also a Subway Boss.
All of them fall into silence...
Dimentio: ... How about we all head down that pathway?
Everyone looks where Dimentio pointed.
Crunchy Chip: ... I’m not sure how much I can trust all this, but, y’know what?! Fine!
They walk through the pathway and through the door to see a random patch of grass. Suddenly, a flower pops out of the ground.
Flowey: Howdy! I’m Flowey! Flowey the-
Crunchy Chip: WHAT THE-
Reginald: The fuck?!
Flowey stops speaking, looking at all of them in confusion. He stares at Starlo a little longer than the rest. After a few more seconds, he quickly smiles again.
Flowey: ... Mh! Interesting! Usually only one falls down! Golly! You must all be so confused! Someone ought to teach you all how things work down here! I guess little old me will have to do!
Wheatley: Uh sure! We’re uh very lost…
Donut: Thanks for offering!
Flowey: You’re welcome! Ready? Here we go?
Suddenly, a red heart appears, being joined together by 12 shards. Flowey looks confused, but seems to ignore it for now
Flowey: See that heart? No shit!
Licorice: What the fuck is that?
Starlo: Wh- a human SOU-?
Flowey: That’s a SOUL, the very culmination of someone’s being
Sunburst: Wait. What’d you say earlier??
Flowey: What are you talking about? (:
Ingo: Wh- what you said about the heart?
Flowey doesn’t answer him.
Flowey: a SOUL starts out weak, but can grow stronger if LV is gained. What’s LV? Why, LOVE of course! Here!
Flowey winks, and then mysterious white pellets appear.
Flowey: Down here, LOVE is shared through... Little white… “friendliness pellets.”
The group look around at each other.
Flowey: Are you ready? You! St- Cowboy! Move around! Get as many as you can!
Starlo: Uh yeah nuh uh!
Starlo moves out of the way of the so-called “friendliness pellets”. Flowey’s smile starts to look a little strained.
Flowey: Hey buddy, you missed them. Here, you, hedgehog. You try!
Dr. Golden: Mh. Nice try.
The pellets are sent towards Dr. Golden, who takes a simple step away from them. Flowey now looks frustrated.
Flowey: Is this a joke? Are you guys braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. ̶B̶U̶L̶L̶E̶T̶S̶!̶!̶!̶ friendliness pellets.
The bullets are thrown towards Crunchy Chip, who jumps out of the way.
Crunchy Chip: I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE THINGS!
Flowey: ...
Flowey now has an evil smile on his face.
Flowey: You all know what’s going on here, don’t you?
Licorice: Not that hard to figure out bitch!
Flowey: Fuck you.
A ring of bullets suddenly surrounds them all. Everyone reasonably starts freaking out, except for Dimentio for some reason.
Silver Spoon: What in the-
Emmet: UH OH.
Dimentio: Oh wow.
Flowey: DIE
Flowey starts laughing as the bullets close in, but they then disappear. Flowey is left confused.
Dimentio: Mh.
Toriel: FIREBALL
Flowey: What the fuck- AAA-
Flowey gets hit by a random blast of literal fire ouch I guess. A t-posing goat lady suddenly shows up.
Toriel: What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innoce- ... people. Don’t be afraid, I’m Toriel, follow me
Donut: Wh- Elaboration???
Toriel: No. *Mysteriously walks away*
Wheatley: … HUH.
Crunchy Chip: I DON’T THINK I TRUST THAT LADY AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Starlo: Hey, c’mon she doesn’t seem… too bad.
Licorice: Besides if she tries to attack us or something, it’s a 12v1 anyways!
Crunchy Chip: THIRTEEN!
Cream Wolf: *Wolf noises idk*
Licorice: Ok yeah, 13v1, whatever.
Dimentio: You didn’t retaliate when Flowey attacked us just now
Licorice: We- I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD!
Emmet: Sure. Verrrry believable.
Licorice: SHUT UP! YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING EITHER!
Sunburst: Can we just head forwards now?
Wheatley: Yeah...
They all head through the dooriel ( idk ) and see a mysterious glowing yellow star.
Ingo: ... Um.
Dimentio floats over to it.
- SAVE -
- FILE SAVED -
- Ruins - Entrance -
Dimentio: ...
Reginald: ... Um. What did that thing just do?
Dimentio shrugged, or the best you could shrug when you don’t have any visible shoulders.
Dr. Golden: ... Alright. That’s fine. Ok. Yeah, not weird at all.
*Insert puzzle shenanigans I’m not bothered to write the first two puzzes sorry*
Toriel: Talk to the dummy.
Donut: ... Why?
Toriel: Dummy.
Silver Spoon: I am not conversing with that barbaric thing!
Dummy: Fuck you I just got divorced man
Reginald: Oooohhh uh... That’s rough buddy...
Starlo: Silver, I can’t believe ye said that when he’s divorced.
Silver Spoon: WH- I DIDN’T KNOW!
Sunburst: Woooaaahh Silver.
Toriel: Shut up. Go. *Slides away*
They follow Toriel. Suddenly. FROGGIT ATTACK!
Licorice: WHAT THE- FROG?!
Froggit: Frog.
Crunchy Chip: UUUHHH.
Toriel: Get the fuck out of here right now.
Froggit: ):
Toriel: Spike time!
Ingo: I beg your pardon?
Toriel: Spike.
*Dramatic zoom in on spike puzzle*
Wheatley: WHAT.
Dr. Golden: Why are you so concerned? You could just float over it.
Wheatley: Well what about you guys?
Toriel: Follow me.
Emmet: Ok.
They finish spike puzzle.
Toriel: I must run away
Dimentio: Alright, have a nice trip!
Toriel: *Epic running*
Silver Spoon: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
Toriel: Jokes I’m still here.
Sunburst: ... What was that for then?
Starlo: Dramatic effect obviously!
Dr. Golden: It really wasn’t that dramatic
Toriel: I must go for real now though I have things to do stay here. Have a phone.
Toriel throws the phone onto the ground and walks away. The group are left on their own now.
Wheatley: ... Who’s going to uh, get the phone?
Licorice: ME!
Reginald: ME!
Licorice: NUH UH I SPOKE FIRST!
Emmet: I am Emmet. I call dibs.
Reginald: SHUT UP EMMET.
Licorice: I SAID ME FIRST!
Emmet: Fuck you.
Ingo: LANGUAGE.
Silver Spoon: I believe I should get the phone!
Licorice: NO!
Reginald: IT’S MINE!
Donut: GUYS CAN WE NOT JUST SHARE-
Suddenly an orange head man appears
Crunchy Chip: WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU?!
Citrus: The phone is mine now.
Citrus takes the phone and then fades out of reality.
Dr. Golden: ... Well, would you look at that? None of you got the phone in the end.
Reginald: ):
Dimentio: Enough of the silly disagreements, I believe all of us want to get out of here, right?
Licorice: Yeah I hate it here and I don’t believe this Underground will get any better.
Starlo: Rude. Though yeah this place kinda sucks sometimes.
Dimentio: It could be worse.
*cough cough* HORRORTALE *cough cough* They notice another mysterious glowing yellow star.
Crunchy Chip: Are you going to use that thing again?!
Dimentio: Yeah.
- SAVE -
- FILE SAVED -
- Ruins - Leaf Pile -
Wheatley: Uh alright then
WHIMSUN
Sunburst: WHAT IS THAT
Whimsun: ):
Licorice: That is the most pathetic thing I’ve seen.
Donut: Hey!
Licorice: IT IS!
Dr. Golden: Yeah
Whimsun: *Just sneezes on Reginald*
Reginald: AAA- *fucking DIES*
Crunchy Chip: WHAT-
*THEY ALL DIE.*
GAME OVER
- Oh my god how the fuck did you die to a WHIMSUN.
RESPAWN
They all are back to the pile of read leaves
Dimentio: Oh. That was unfortunate.
Licorice: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Reginald: DID I DIE???
Ingo: *Confused Ingo sounds*
Emmet: That was verrrry strange.
Donut: How did... we all die? Only one of us died!
Sunburst: Maybe we’re like... tied together or something?
Dr. Golden: That’s the only real explanation I can think of.
Starlo: Uh. Yeah I guess.
Silver Spoon: This is already so miserable.
Cream Wolf: *Sad wolf noises*
Crunchy Chip: Huh? Hey! Hey, what’s wrong?
Wheatley: Oh no it’s sad ):
Licorice: Can we just try to get out of here as fast as possible
*Insert them going crazy over puzzles I’m not bothered to write*
- SAVE -
- FILE SAVED -
- Ruins - Mouse Hole -
Sunburst: ... Cheese...
Starlo: Can we... eat it?
Ingo: ... It’s stuck to the table. I doubt it.
Dr. Golden: Let’s just keep moving on.
Licorice: Please don’t let me another annoying ass puzzle
Dimentio: It’s not a puzzle, it’s just a ghost
Licorice: Oh good.
Crunchy Chip: ... WAIT WHAT.
Napstablook: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wheatley: ... Are they asleep?
Donut: ... Well they’re pretending to at least.
Licorice: GET OUT OF THE WAY BITCH
Napstablook: Ah uh... sorry... I uh...
Donut: LICORICE!
Licorice: WHAT?!
Sunburst: You can’t just.
Silver Spoon: You need to have manners, and ask politely
Licorice: I doubt you’re polite
Silver Spoon: WH- SHUT UP
The group continue to argue, as Napstablook looks on in confusion and worry.
Napstablook: ... Um. I. ... I’m going to... leave... *fades away*
Wheatley: Guys they’re gone now... ):
Donut: Oh my Bakery...
Starlo: Great job y’all. Wow.
Silver Spoon: Well, it’s not my fault!
Licorice: DON’T BLAME ME
Dr. Golden: Oh my god can you guys shut up. Let’s just keep going
They continue down the path, eventually reaching...
Licorice: GREAT. MORE PUZZLES. OH MY-
*More puzzles I don’t wanna write...*
Ingo: Licorice, I understand they can be a bit tedious but the puzzles are not that bad.
Licorice: I don’t care, they’re annoying
Emmet: You’re annoying.
Ingo: Emmet, please.
Starlo: There’s lots of puzzles ‘round in the underground
Licorice: ... ARE YOU SERIOUS.
As they continue through, they reach a room with a big tree and... a house at the end!
Toriel: Hey
Crunchy Chip: AH! UH HI.
Toriel: Why weren’t you guys responding to my calls dude.
Reginald: The phone got stolen by some random guy with an orange for head...
Toriel: Oh damn. Uh anyways, I have pie, c’mon
Silver Spoon: Oh well that’s generous!
- SAVE -
- FILE SAVED -
- Ruins - Home -
Toriel: Ok uh. I only have one spare room.
Licorice: I’m not staying here
Toriel: You will die out there dude.
Licorice: Nuh uh
Toriel: Yuh uh. *epicly goes down stairs*
Crunchy Chip: HEY GET BACK HERE!
Cream Wolf: *Loud Barking*
Reginald: AFTER HER!
Starlo: WH- WAIT UP!
All of them chase after Toriel down the stairs, except for Donut, Sunburst and Wheatley.
Donut: ... I’m going to get that pie for them I guess…
Sunburst: Sure, I suppose
Wheatley: Uh, yeah!
Meanwhile downstairs
Silver Spoon: EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Toriel: I already said it. Death.
Dimentio: I believe you’re greatly underestimating us Toriel, we’re really not like any of those children who fell down here, they were like small bugs lost in a house compared to us.
Toriel: Wait I never mentioned- Nevermind. Prove yourself in battle.
Licorice: Really?! 13v1 here- Wait, where’s-
Fireballs suddenly charge towards them.
Dr. Golden: WATCH OUT!
Crunchy Chip: WOAH!
Reginald: NAH I’M OUT, I’LL FIND SOME OF THE OTHERS
Silver Spoon: Seriously?! You-
A fireball nearly hits Silver Spoon, he only barely avoids it.
Silver Spoon: NEVERMIND, I’M FOLLOWING REGINALD
Licorice: Cowards.
Ingo: Let’s be careful!
Emmet: Safe driving!
The ones remaining in the room continue trying to stop Toriel. Some retaliating, others just dodging, trying to stall.
Toriel: Please.
Licorice: Let us leave bitch! We can easily handle it!
Toriel: ...
Starlo: I literally live in the Underground already.
Ingo: Please! Let us head to our next destination!
Emmet: We cannot stay at this stop.
Crunchy Chip: Me and my cream wolf can withstand anything as long as we have each other!
Cream Wolf: *Barking*
Dimentio: You’re clearly struggling against us.
Dr. Golden: You’re really not going to win this.
Toriel: ... Ok, fine, you can leave
Crunchy Chip: YES!
Sunburst: Is everything alright down here?!
Starlo: We’re able to leave now!
Wheatley: Oh!
Donut: I have the pie by the way
Dimentio: Nice. ... Could come in handy for something way later
Licorice: A piece of pie could be that important? Really?
Dr. Golden: Let’s just get going
Toriel: Don’t come back by the way.
Licorice: Wasn't planning to!
Donut: Licorice!
Licorice: Shut it!
All of the walk through the door and start walking down the narrow hallway
Starlo: ... I believe most of the Ruins exits lead to Snowdin...
Crunchy Chip: Snowdin? Mh.
They weren’t met with Snowdin just yet though. They were met with...
Flowey: Clever. Verrrryyy clever.
Licorice: YOU! HEY!
Flowey: Woah. Watch it buddy. Not really going to get much from attacking me, Licorice!
Licorice: OH REALL- ... Wait, I never told you my name?!
Flowey simply laughs
Flowey: Doesn’t matter. You all have to understand in this world, it’s kill or be killed! You spared one person! Some of you must feel so proud! But if you run into a relentless killer, your only options will be to either kill out of frustration! Or give up! And allow me to control this world!
Crunchy Chip: What are you talking about?! Sounds like nonsense to me!
Flowey: Who do you think knows more about this place? You, an outsider from somewhere completely different! Or someone who’s seen this world play out millions of times?
Sunburst: What are you- Huh?
Flowey: That SOUL you’re all tied to is something everyone here is after! For their freedom!
Starlo: ... Well, I definitely know that
Flowey: Oh you certainly would, wouldn’t you? ... Though I’ll say. as someone who’s seen nearly every possibility... Toriel has never acted or looked like that! It confuses me... but... I believe it will end up being very interesting! Something new...
Flowey quickly goes back into the ground.
Silver Spoon: Wh- Get back here this instant you-
Dr. Golden: It’s no use. We should focus on getting out of here.
Donut: We should probably be wary... about the SOUL thing?
Starlo: Oh definitely. ... Other monsters will be after it for sure once they find out...
Wheatley: Well, uh, take it from the expert, y’know
Ingo: What about what he explained about things being different though?
Emmet: I am Emmet. I’m not sure
Dimentio: I believe we’ll learn the answers to that as we go
Sunburst: ... Alright, I suppose.
Licorice: Can we just get going already?!
Crunchy Chip: Yes! Jeez! Be patient!
Reginald: You two stop arguing right now as well!
They all walk through the door, preparing themselves for whatever was ahead of them.