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"Let's go out for a drink, Isagi!" One of his new teammates says to him. It's been a few months since he first joined Bastard München and it's been a relatively easy adjustment.
"Ah..." Isagi thinks about it. He wanted to sleep early tonight and start his weekend long hibernation. "I'm not so sure."
"Come on!" Isagi appreciated that his new teammates were friendly. "Just a little bit. And we'll be a small group."
"Really?"
"Yeah, we were supposed to invite more people like Ness and Kaiser but they had other plans."
"Well, I do too." Isagi says.
"What are those plans?"
"To sleep."
"Isagi, please. This might be the last night we can get wasted before the season officially starts."
"Ugh... that doesn't make drinking out any more appealing."
"Just join us for a bit then you can leave early."
"Well," Isagi sighs. "If it's only for a short while then that's fine. I can drink a little."
Isagi, in fact, couldn't drink a little.
Has it been a few hours since training ended?
Isagi isn't sure what time it is.
"Hey, Isagi." He feels himself get shaken. "Are you sure you'll be able to go home like this? We can get you a taxi."
"No," Isagi hiccups. "This is fine. I'm just a little sleepy. You all enjoy the rest of your night, okay?"
"Ah..."
Isagi slips away before any of them can stop him. His place is actually quite far so he goes to the next best place.
He wobbles with a drunk grin through the building's security. They know him well at this point and Isagi has an extra key card so that the elevator will let him go to his intended floor.
"Kaiser!" Isagi sings, knocking on the door loudly. "Kaiser, Kaiser, Kaiser!"
"Yoichi," Kaiser opens the door and sees the red faced drink Isagi smiling innocently. "You idiot. You're drunk."
"Just a little bit." Isagi admits before coming into the apartment. "Your place is nearer so I'll stay here until I'm sober. Then I'll go home."
"At this hour?" Kaiser snorts. "No way. You're staying here."
"I'm due for my 2 day hibernation." Isagi says. "It must be done in my own bed or else other people will try to wake me up."
"Seriously?" Kaiser smirks. He stands beside Isagi who ends up leaning on him. "Yoichi, smile for a bit."
"Hm?"
Kaiser snaps a few pictures of the both of them.
"I'll just sit on the couch." Isagi says right after and does so, waiting attentively.
"Drink water you spoiled brat." Kaiser hands him a glass.
"Hm." Isagi drinks. "Thanks. You're so nice."
"Is that so, Yoichi?" Kaiser replies. "You always say that I'm an arrogant piece of shit."
"You are." Isagi nods. "You're an arrogant piece of shit who gets on my nerves everyday and is one of the reasons why I need to cleanse my body of bad spirits through a two day nap. But you're nice too. And I like you a lot."
"...If you hadn't insulted me first, I wouldn't have believed you."
"It's true." Isagi continues. "I like you a lot. You can't lose until I defeat you and drag you through the mud by holding your ugly rat tails. I'll devour you and kill you with my own hands. I like you that much."
"Ah..." Kaiser sighs, sitting beside Isagi who brightens up. "You are... too fucking cute."
"I am." Isagi agrees, leaning once more on Kaiser. "Love me."
"Yoichi," Kaiser has to hold the cuteness aggression in. He'll deal with Isagi when he's sober. "You sleep here."
"Okay, " Isagi agrees.
"And tell me, why do you like me?" Kaiser asks, unable to help himself.
"Hmm... I don't know either." Isagi yawns. "I can't help it. I didn't want to but you're very easy for me like."
Kaiser's soul temporarily leaves his body.
He should just lock this guy up here.
"I'm going to sleep now." Isagi says and does so.
Isagi has a huge headache.
He groans as he opens his eyes. He's pretty sure it isn't Monday already. He doesn't feel like he had a 48 hour nap.
After some stretching, Isagi forced himself to sit up before realizing where he is.
He looks to his right in shock and sees Kaiser still sleeping with his messy bed head.
"Oh no," Isagi starts to remember everything and feels the dread increase by the second. "Oh my god..."
"So fucking loud..." Kaiser groans, one eye peaking open. "Ah, you're awake Yoichi."
"Kaiser..."
"That was quite the confession last night." Kaiser smirks, turning to look fully at Isagi. "I was truly impressed. Be grateful, for I accept you. We are now boyfriends."
"Kaiser!!!"
"You also can't nap, we must make the most of our first weekend together as a couple."
There goes Isagi's hibernation plans.
"Change your phone screen!"
"No way."